Welcome to the Cookie Cabinet! We appreciates your interest and will be glad to give you a hearing. The proceedure for joining the Cookie Cabinet is quite simple. We have a basically Open Policy, but we'd like to "screen" our New Members for our records. Plus, we'd just like to get to know you.
Begin a thread with [yourname]'s Application as the title (YOU CANNOT APPLY IN THIS THREAD!!!). Inside, post your answers to the following questionaire:
1) Have you ever been or are a member of Habit Healthfood???
2) Do you believe:
In truth?
In Beauty?
In Freedom?
In Cooooooookies???
That cookies are the ultimate snack?
That feeding on people's cookie addictions is an ethical way to take over the world?
3) How did you first hear about the Cookie Cabinet?
4) Do you have the best intrests of the Cookie Cabinet at heart? (Any and All Ememy Infilrators Can and Will be Expelled)
We will review your application and, upon approval, you will be granted Minion Satus (Basic Membership) to the Cookie Cabinet.
Promotions will be considered by the admins and mods.