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Title: Top ways to annoy your parents...


RoXyANGEL_013 - August 30, 2003 04:38 PM (GMT)
... i can just picture a little four year old boy doing all this stuff...

[1] Follow them around the house..EVERYWHERE.
[2] Moo when they say your name.
[3] Pretend to have amnesia.
[4] Say everything backwards.
[5] Give yourself a swirly.
[6] Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!"
[7] Run into walls.
[8] Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
[9] Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.
[10] Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
[12] Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
[13] Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
[14] Run in circles.
[15] Recite a whole movie 3 times.
[16] Pretend to beat yourself up.
[17] Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
[18] Slither everywhere.
[19] Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
[20] Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.
[21] Try and drink out of a glsomeone stick a pin in me... am i really here? the wrong way.
[22] Super glue your finger up your nose.
[23] Talk to a pen.
[24] Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
[25] Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
[26] Try and climb the wall.
[27] Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
[28] Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say you are a lovely unicorn.
[29] In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
[30] Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
[31] Do the opposite of what they actually tell you.
[32] Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohhh...I get it!"
[33] Eat your hair.
[34] Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
[35] Eat anything obviously not edible.
[36] Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
[37] Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
[38] Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
[39] When you shower or bathe yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
[40] Try and snorkel in your fish tank.
[41] Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell: "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
[42] Chase an imaginary tail.
[43] Demand that you want your own area code.
[44] At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
[45] Pretend to be 346 years old.
[46] Hang upside down in your closet.
[47] Pretend to be a phone.
[48] Try to swim in the floor.
[49] Tap on their door all night.
[50] Pretend to have multiple personalities.
[51] Boil ice cream
[52] saw off your bedroom door
[53] Bury your dad's car, and blame it on your dog
[54] Pour instant concrete in your siblings bed room
[55] Take your parents old records and play them nonstop for hours at a time

Knatily14 - August 30, 2003 05:50 PM (GMT)
I LAUGHED MY WAY THROUGH ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plusONEchica89 - August 30, 2003 09:21 PM (GMT)
LOL, I can see my 7 year old brother doing most of those..

PlusOneFan241 - August 31, 2003 12:41 AM (GMT)
[29] In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"


haha ok thats a good one...lol

PlusOneFan241 - August 31, 2003 12:45 AM (GMT)
actually when I think about it my lil sis did do something to get my mom mad to today..but it was mad not annoyed..lol..my mom took her out when she went to a yardsale so she told my sis to stay next to her or something but instaed she took off and ran accross the road and then down the sidewalk..so my mom was chasin her while all these ppl were watching..she said it was really embaressing also..lol...plus she broke her flip flop in the process...lol

plusONEchica89 - August 31, 2003 11:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (PlusOneFan241 @ Aug 30 2003, 04:45 PM)
actually when I think about it my lil sis did do something to get my mom mad to today..but it was mad not annoyed..lol..my mom took her out when she went to a yardsale so she told my sis to stay next to her or something but instaed she took off and ran accross the road and then down the sidewalk..so my mom was chasin her while all these ppl were watching..she said it was really embaressing also..lol...plus she broke her flip flop in the process...lol

lol, sounds like sumthing my little sister would do.. :tongue:

RoXyANGEL_013 - September 1, 2003 01:13 AM (GMT)
haha sounds like something i would do!!






no i'm kidding, lol, sounds like my dog... he did that today to me.. ugh...


BoBeRTO - September 1, 2003 02:22 PM (GMT)
[9] Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.

HEY! I do that all the time!

ColorMeRed - October 3, 2003 12:03 AM (GMT)
OMIGOSH!!!!!
i was dyin'!!!!!
i like the boiling ice cream one...
those were awesome!!!!

Kate - November 18, 2003 02:22 AM (GMT)
LOLOLOLOLOL. i could really see my lil bro doing this stuff

~Kate

sistapower16 - November 20, 2003 12:05 AM (GMT)
[1] Follow them around the house..EVERYWHERE.
[2] Moo when they say your name


hahahahhaah i laughed my way through them all...but some of those if i did them i would get in like serious trouble...grouding..lol not good

hahaha they were very funny though




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