You are a freelance covert agent, working for the highest bidder, adn toward your own moralistic outlook on life. You have had a pretty successful career, but have squandered what ever fortune you have accumalted on hard living. Reading your recent Soldier of Fortune magazine you came across an ad, that captured your interest. Evidetnly some billionare back in the states was having a contest to name an heir. You entered on a whim. You got this letter 2 days ago:


Mr. Logan,

It is the distinct pleasure of Dr. Phineus World to invite you to a formal party on (weekend date for the coming weekend), at his estate, Ry'leth Manor. RSVPs are required (Information about RSVP'ing follows). The purpose of the praty is for Mr. World to choose his heir. It is invitation only. We expect you there.

Best Regards
Ceril E. O'Leary, esq.

Looks like you will be making a trip to the states.

Please peruse the pinned topics of this forum before we begin.

You are curretnly in Columbia. You need to RSVP and make it to New Bedford MA in about a week.

First, I go to the bank to borrow more money.

OK, you acquire more that you thought you would get.

I walk out from the bank and I try to search a telephone booth outside.

Find one quickly.

I check does it have a telephone directory.

Yes. A local one.

I search Ceril E. O'Leary from that directory.

You are currently in Columbia.

I thought that phone directory should have even a clue...
But whateva, I continue.

I walk around the Columbia to see do I find a clue.

You can call the operator, and ask to be connected to New Bedford MA.

I do it. I just thought it. :P

You find an english speaking operator, and charge the call, whom are you calling?

I say: "Ceril E. O'Leary"

(sorry this was not clear, the number listed in the invitation is not for Cryil O'Leary, it is just a number to call to RSVP) You give the number to the operator and after several clicks, it rings. It is immediately answered by a man with an English accent. "Dr. World's residence, how may I help you?"

"This is Gabriel Logan. I have been given an invitation to Ry'leth Manor's party. I would like to RSVP to it."

"yes sir I have marked you down. The party is formal. Bring your invitation. It is Saturday at 7PM (it is Monday now). Do you need any other assistance?"

"Yeah, I have few questions...
1. How long is the party supposed to be?
2. Anybody else coming to the party?
3. Do I need anything else to the party?"

"The party should last to about 3AM, there will be others at the party, but I am not allowed to divulge who, just yourself and your invitation is all that I have been informed of. Anything else sir?"

"Nothing more sir. I will surely be there in a time. C'ya."

I go to the bank again, check what is bank's name and then memorize it. Then I go to a gun shop and buy M-16 from there.

You visit the local Arms Dealer. He has no M-16, but couls easily provide you with a AK - 47. The Banck name is the First National Bank of Columbia.

I buy an AK-47, then I go towards the train station and I check does it have any metal detectors.

This is Columbia, no metal detectors anywhere.

(In an effort to Speed this thread up)

it takes you almost a week to get back to the US. You arriv at New Bedford Regional Airport Saturday morning (the Staurday of the Party).

Is there anything you need to do before the party? How will you dress fro the party? What are you bringing?

I go to a camera shop and buy a digital camera from there because this may come handy in the party. Then I go to a perfume shop to buy some perfumes and then I go to hairdresser's.
After all this, I'm ready for the party.

So how are you dressing, and what are you bringing?

I wear grey agent clothes and I bring the digital camera in.

That is it nothing else? By agent clothes you mean like the suit on Splinter Cell?

(Uhh...I better think about it again.)

I go to a clothes shop and buy gray jacket from there then wear it.

You head over to the Mall and buy a cheap suit, what equipment are you bringing.

Digital Camera and AK-47.

I am also assuming your wallet, invitation, and cash/ID.

How are you bringing the AK-47 seeing as they are highly illegal?

(Okay, I do it again)

Digital Camera, walley, cash/ID, invitation and some perfumes.
I hide my AK-47 to a bush near the party but not in the lot.

You head off to the party, AK - 47 hidden under a blanket on the passegers side of your rented car. You get to with a mile of the manor, and the streets are lined with onlooker, police and media. You continues to the driveway and turn down the long asphalt drive. Both sides are lined with media, and flashbulbs begin to burst (this is not looking good for hiding your assaut rifle). You drive down the long driveway, and a well dressed man directs you to a parking area where dozens of expensive cars are parked. Immediatley an usher opens you door and extends and wait for you to get out of the car.

I still keep the AK-47 hided there and the get out of the car and talk to usher.

(If I get busted, then it is too bad, I don't care.)

You get out and the usher begins to lead you toward the house "We have to Hurry it is 2 minutes of 7". Immediatly a horde of media descend upon you with TV cameras rolling, Flashbulbs, and microphones:

"SIR! CARE TO COMMENT?! SIR! WHAT IS YOU NAME!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL!"

"Very Little. Gabriel. Fine and hurry. If ya want more comments from me, meet me at 3.05 AM tomorrow. Bye"

You make a quick comment and the usher leads you in through the front door, into a large foyer. He immeadiately leads you to a left door, where you are led into a large library.

(you will now post in this thread until further notice:

http://invisionfree.com/forums/Cartoon_Orb...showtopic=7420)