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Malach - September 27, 2007 02:24 PM (GMT)
Ok, here's a fun poll.

If you could kill one celebrity who would it be, how would you do it, and why?

Cool Clint - September 28, 2007 12:33 AM (GMT)
adam samler because be made me sit tho 2 hours of hell with spanglesss or whatever he was my fav actor till that movie and im still mad about it i went on OPENING DAY SPENT $10 waiting in line for an hour plus and my car freinds car got keyed in the parking lot and i had to help out on payment,

Pilaf - September 28, 2007 12:49 AM (GMT)
I've actually made a list of people I would bring back from the dead for the sole purpose of killing again.

I've only got two right now, Dickens and Plato. Dickens I would kill right out, but I'd beat the crap out of Plato first.

Hojo - September 28, 2007 12:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pilaf @ Sep 27 2007, 06:49 PM)
I've actually made a list of people I would bring back from the dead for the sole purpose of killing again.

I've only got two right now, Dickens and Plato. Dickens I would kill right out, but I'd beat the crap out of Plato first.

Dickens deserves to be forced through marathon readings of the Oxford English Dictionary, just so he can know what it feels like to be forced through a book that drags on forever.

I'd rather beat Socrates. "Ask one more question and so help me God I will kick your beard off."

I'll need more thought on my list. Hint: Dakota Fanning makes the top two.

Malach - September 28, 2007 01:59 AM (GMT)
I got too many to think of, I will get back on this one

Crumb - September 28, 2007 02:25 AM (GMT)
George Clooney, steel toe boots, he knows what he did.

Pilaf - September 28, 2007 03:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hojo @ Sep 27 2007, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE (Pilaf @ Sep 27 2007, 06:49 PM)
I've actually made a list of people I would bring back from the dead for the sole purpose of killing again.

I've only got two right now, Dickens and Plato.  Dickens I would kill right out, but I'd beat the crap out of Plato first.

Dickens deserves to be forced through marathon readings of the Oxford English Dictionary, just so he can know what it feels like to be forced through a book that drags on forever.

I'd rather beat Socrates. "Ask one more question and so help me God I will kick your beard off."

I'll need more thought on my list. Hint: Dakota Fanning makes the top two.

Well see, things like The Simposeum and The Republic were WRITTEN by Plato, so I think he deserves it. Who knows? Maybe Socrates wasn't so bad. But Plato made him that way.

Megaman X - September 28, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
George Bush.

Hojo - September 28, 2007 09:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Megaman X @ Sep 28 2007, 02:01 PM)
George Bush.

Which would put who in charge? That might be the worst choice there is.

PotatoEatinKid - September 28, 2007 10:58 PM (GMT)
Well as annoying, dumb, and superficial as most celebrities are, I still wouldn't kill them (or anyone for that matter). I wouldn't even think about it. That's pretty creepy in my opinion.

This topic is probably being monitored by the government now. :o

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/09/do-you-write-li.html

Malach - September 29, 2007 12:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Megaman X @ Sep 28 2007, 04:01 PM)
George Bush.

How and Why?

QUOTE
Which would put who in charge? That might be the worst choice there is.


My name is, my name is, my name is . . . .


DICK CHENEY!

TheUnknownSeries - October 2, 2007 02:28 AM (GMT)
Ah you all have too much free time

TGP - October 2, 2007 02:38 AM (GMT)
Fergie!


Her music is terrible!
Man face...

Oplasma45 - October 2, 2007 05:27 AM (GMT)
Nathaniel Hawthorne, may him and his book burn.

Malach - October 2, 2007 01:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Oplasma45 @ Oct 2 2007, 01:27 AM)
Nathaniel Hawthorne, may him and his book burn.

He's already dead

Oplasma45 - October 2, 2007 11:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Malach @ Oct 2 2007, 08:03 AM)
QUOTE (Oplasma45 @ Oct 2 2007, 01:27 AM)
Nathaniel Hawthorne, may him and his book burn.

He's already dead

Correction, he's undead.

TGP - October 2, 2007 11:23 PM (GMT)
I said a bad word?

[On topic]

I'd also kill the cast of Highschool musical.

Zorak_The_Star - October 8, 2007 03:51 AM (GMT)
Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama and John Kerry.

Oplasma45 - October 8, 2007 04:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Zorak_The_Star @ Oct 7 2007, 10:51 PM)
Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama and John Kerry.

Someone's a little bit on the red side.

kidd097 - October 9, 2007 01:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Zorak_The_Star @ Oct 7 2007, 11:51 PM)
Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama and John Kerry.

Man, what a republican!

Whats wrong with Barrack Obama??
I can understand Hillary Clinton

Zorak_The_Star - October 9, 2007 04:19 AM (GMT)
I don't judge who you want to kill, so please don't judge who I want to kill.

And for some reason you're stating I want to kill them because I'm a republican? Maybe I have some strange urge to kill celebrities named Bill, Hillary, Al, Barrack, and John.

Presumptuous people sure are close minded. This thread is to state celebrities one would like to kill, and I chose them, if you don't like it, get over it. People in this world have different opinions, and if you can learn to live with it, then you will find yourself not getting along with a lot of people. I respect other peoples views, and I expect the same; if I don't get it, I'll just IGNORE the problem.

And also, I can be on which ever "side" I wish, so your comment wasn't really needed here, because what you said will in no way change my view points or anyone else's. ;)

This thread was meant to be fun, choosing who to kill, I would never kill anyone in real life, but in this fantasy thread, those would be my choices and I'm sticking by them whether you like it or not. :angry:

Pilaf - October 10, 2007 03:15 AM (GMT)
Nobody attacked you.
Hillary Swank, Al Pacino, and John Stuart.

^o^ Sherry ^o^ - December 28, 2007 03:59 AM (GMT)
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Eva Longoria



LOL

ypg - December 28, 2007 05:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (^o^ Sherry ^o^ @ Dec 27 2007, 09:59 PM)
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba

Not those two! T_T

Mariah Carey, The Backstreet Boys.

Wys - December 28, 2007 06:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (^o^ Sherry ^o^ @ Dec 27 2007, 10:59 PM)
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Eva Longoria



LOL

Why all the hotties?

I would kill Bill Belicek, and Fergie.

Bugs Iceman Martian - December 28, 2007 06:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (^o^ Sherry ^o^ @ Dec 27 2007, 10:59 PM)
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Eva Longoria



LOL

no
maybe with the knocked up stuff and the engagement :P
no, but needs to shave :P
no

Bill Belicheck (aka Belicheat :P)

^o^ Sherry ^o^ - December 28, 2007 06:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Wys @ Dec 28 2007, 02:23 AM)
QUOTE (^o^ Sherry ^o^ @ Dec 27 2007, 10:59 PM)
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Eva Longoria



LOL

Why all the hotties?

I would kill Bill Belicek, and Fergie.

cause they are overrated


m opinion of the prettiest girl on earth is...

LEE HYORI

snake - December 28, 2007 08:37 PM (GMT)
You horrible horrible murderers! Nice picks ;) .

Choas - December 29, 2007 02:59 AM (GMT)
I'm not sure if I would kill Tom Brady, but I would defiantly challenge him to a fist fight.
J.K. Rowling is a strong maybe too, I have a major Love/Hate relationship with her. I wouldn't even challenge Zac Effron to a fist fight, I'll put on brass knucks and haymaker him. I'll take out the Pope just to have the chance of putting on his hat and trying to declare myself as the new Pope.




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