Another theft from a few other forums this game is fun, basically the Member above makes a wish, then the member below corrupts that wish and makes their own wish.

I will give you and example.

I wish I had a lot of money

You recieve a three ton bag of money, which falls on your head and crushes you

I wish Taz loved me more.

he loved u so much he died for u.



i wish that i lived on mars

You are immediatly transported there, suffocate and then implode from the lack of atmosphere.

I wish I had a giraffe

The giraffe has an undocumented viral disease and causes you to become ill and die a slow painful death.

I wish I had a car.

that had a bomb in it, so u die when u turn it on

i wish i had scissors (i want to see what someone comes up with)

Poof, both your hands are replaced by scissors, making many of "life's little nessecities" impossible.

I wish I was a super hero.

Your superpower is the ability instantly ignite yourself in fire. Sadly your skin and organs still burn in the blaze killing you moments after you first try-out your powers.

I wish I could fly.

You immediately begin to hover off the ground, then float, and then full-on flying until you finally reach a point so high that there is not enough oxygen to breathe and you suffocate.
[Yay, The Monkey's Paw game.]

I wish I had a bagel.

You eat too many poppy-seed bagels, fail the drug test because of it ..then go to jail.

I wish I could predict the future

You save yourself from a falling piano, but upon jumping out of the way into the street you are ran over by a passing car.

I wish I had an infinate supply of Dr. Pepper.

and you drink so much your stomach bursts

i wish i had a pillow

a pillow pops out of mid air and covers your face,you suffocate to death

I wish I had a bulb

You are give a bulb to the man eating stink plant

I wish there was peace in the world

A new ice age begins and all life is eventually eliminated, leaving the planet at peace.

I wish for a goldfish.

that you fed too much and it became a maneater too bad for you


I wish i was a gorilla

you are captured by poachers and forced to live in a cage where they do illegal cosmetic tests on you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Those million bucks then kill you with their antlers ( :P )

I wish I had a PS4 before it came out

and then their would be problems and blow up in your face.

i wish i was the coolest person in the world

Then you would end up being sooo cool that you end up freezing to death..

I wish I ruled the world

and your ego gets so big u blow up

i wish i owned Apple

You get your very own apple, but there is a worm in it.

I wish I had a cellphone

that has very bad reception causing people to get the wrong impression and shoot you.

i wish i owned TCG

CV give you control and immediatly all your assets are seized and your are arrested for harboring the internet villain Malach the Merciless.

I wish I was a monkey

You are turned into a monkey wrench and spend the rest of eternity rusting in an old abandond garage.

I wish I hade a tail.

that you chase until you run out of energy and die


i wish i was air

You are sucked up to inflate my mattress.

*Go down 2 posts

What is this implying?


Note: Quote edited by Taz to lessen confusion.

Never mind, I'll do a different one.



I wish I knew how to perform cold fusion.

and u mess up and implode.

i wish i had a mansion

And the owner sets his hounds on you.

I wish I could see through walls and objects.

and you see a bomb, and try to defuse it, and u blow up


i wish my skin was green

You was kidnapped by men in black suits and dissected

I wish everything in the world was free

Which causes a mass riot and you end up getting killed.

I wish I was a pro football player.

You were tackled and your lungs were crushed

I wish I had a Goat

You recieve the dark goat of the woods, the children of Shub-Niggurath.

I wish I had a belly button

It only proves humanity, and therefore imperfection.

I wish I could get more sleep.

you fall into an inreversable coma.

I wish i didn't have to do this Accounting homework.

You don't have to! Your professor just died!

I wish I had a rolex.

You get the most expensive rolex ever made. For some strange reason, it fuses with your wrist and refuse to come off. One day you are mugged, and your arm is cut off for the watch.

I wish I had a bunny to love me.