I feel the need to play.

I start the game by throwing the Calvinball between the uprights of literature. The next 5 players must recite their favorite Shakespeare quote while in possession of the ball.

The score is 35 to SPAM.

I declare reverse polarity.

?egnever ton ew llahs ,su gnorw ouy fi dnA ?eid ton ew od su nosiop ouy fI ?hgual ton ew od elkcit ouy fI ?deelb ton ew od su kcirp ouy fI

I'm winning by Q.

I touch you with the flag of no. Now you must recite the lines in another language for the grand prize of 6 squelch.

I defiantly refuse, pleading the 19th.
You must now present your case before a jury of your peers or lose a potato.

We're between the national wickets of Idaho. You must sing the state song or lose ALL of your potatoes.

Ah, but you forget that the national wickets of Idaho lose all authority within one week (before or after) any holiday that includes a winged baby. After conducting a national taste test, four out of five dentists believe I just scored a triple lebowski.

I have declared the Calvin Ball itself illegal for this round, to be replaced by a Nitsche Ball, which I run to the left culvert scoring a massive Thesaurical score

I have officaly ate the Calvinball this game is over.

Unless you buy one from me for $1,000,000.99.

I am wining!

I pick up a wicket, and the game of calvinhorseshoe is on again.
I'm missing a horse, so I lose three sugarcubes.

I call shenanigans on the aforementioned Nietzsche Ball . All players who were not in the ditch may wear hats, provided that they are silly hats. The score is Squid:57D

Shinanegans! That mean shovels can now come into play!

I've found the Mystery Box! I declare that everyone save for me must make their posts in italics until the Time Fracture Wicket is hit with the Calvinball.

The score is Q to Bert.

Strapped shovels to my feet, making me ultra speedy, slide safe into mushpie

can some1 explain what is going on please lol

Well i build a Barrex and start massin peons. I am going to then build a war mill and tower rush you. Will my allies send there heros over like it will help. Muhahahaha i am a newb!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvinball#Calvinball
EDIT: I can't believe I had to explain it. For the time taken and services rendered, I am now king of the hill.

The Wiki Wicket is suddenly hit and I now control east of the river. All players must dance in circles till they cannot dance no more. The score is zero.

You controll the east river i take the west river over. Now all scores are multipied be 21.

A multiple of 3 was mentioned, therefore any player not holding a bottle of windex and a softball autographed by the entire 2003 World Series of Poker contestant field is now subject to be attacked by the royal guard

All players now have a score equal to pi squared.

I invoke Parley and negate the Royal guards. Everyone must pay 6 giblets.

The score is nosebleed to pelvic fracture.

Now the gound swallows up all players into the Nether Realm of Palooka, and Malach easily score the next set of sousaphones, making the score

8.52Xslithis to &

I use special attck and bring in the WarterBoy!
Fear his studdering.

"Ma Ma MaMomma says the littel giril iss the devil."

I block his eyepoke and counter with article 5, page 67, paragraph 2, line 8, word 3 of the Geneva convention... "the"