Post quotes from The Abduction here.

~Me :wub:

"Uh, you know, we have to maintain our cover for our loved ones and, well, my mom thinks I run global IT services for the bank so I like to composite myself into photographs for her. Oh, I actually hae an example right here... There's me and the sphinx! Ha ha ha. Of course, I never actually left southern California but every once and a while I like to show my mom all the places I've never... really been to." - Marshall

"You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better." - Mr. Sark

"Yeah, I'm broken up about that too." - Sydney

"You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check." - Mr. Sark

"Don't flatter yourself." - Sydney

"It is two-for-one day here at Marshall's Tech Emporium. Not only is this magnetic shape charge capable of penetrating two meters of armored steel, but act now, it will also come equipped with a secondary tear gas munition which will disable the guards inside the truck. Operators standing by. Hello!" - Marshall

"I can't just give SD-6 a fake Marshall." - Sydney

"With whom have you had intimate contact over the past ten years, Agent Bristow?" - Ariana Kane
"I-I'm curious to know where you're going with this." - Senior Officer Jack D. Bristow
"More secrets have been revealed through pillow talk than through torture. If there's a prostitute or a stewardess out there you think may have heard you talking in your sleep, I need to know about it." - Ariana Kane
"There is one way for you to verify if my nocturnal activities are a security risk, Ms. Kane, but somehow I think we'd both prefer the torture." - Senior Officer Jack D. Bristow


"You know what I always say -- If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!" - SD-6 Agent Marshall J. Flinkman


"What were you saying to those guards?" - Special Agent Sydney A. Bristow
"I think I said, 'I can smell you from here' in Ewok." - SD-6 Agent Marshall J. Flinkman
"Ewok." - Special Agent Sydney A. Bristow
"Official language of the indigenous creatures on the planet Endor." - SD-6 Agent Marshall J. Flinkman


"I think I... peed myself a little. I mean, not a little just, like, a little... squirt." - SD-6 Agent Marshall J. Flinkman


"Marshall, focus." - Special Agent Sydney A. Bristow
"I love youuuu." - SD-6 Agent Marshall J. Flinkman