Balkan News Network Reports:
8 STAR WARS FANS DRESSED AS 'STORMTROOPERS' 'SHOT DEAD, MANY MORE INJURED' IN MOSTARVIA BY MOSTARPOL, MISTAKEN FOR FOREIGN INVADING TROOPS: REPORTS
8 Mostarvian Star Wars fans dressed as 'stormtroopers' have been shot dead in the Mostarvian City of Zagreb by The Mostarvian Police (MostarPol) after being mistaken for 'enemy soldiers and foreign invaders', according to an unamed eyewitness.
The source told Balkan News Network that many more had been injured following the incident, when the 4 MostarPol had come across the fans waiting outside Zagreb CinePlex, and seeing them dressed up as 'Stormtroopers' mistook them for foreign soldiers. It is reported than when the MostarPol drew their weapons and challenged the Stormtroopers, the 'stormtroopers' thought the MostarPol were joking, and the fans drew their own fake weapons which led to the MostarPol reportedly 'opening fire with their assault rifles, killing 6 outright, before 'walking up to the two still barely alive, standing over them and firing single bullets into their heads at point blank range to finish them off' and that other people in the crowd 'lay wounded or dazed' and the cinema manager had then rushed out and 'shouted at the MostarPol for what they had done, explaining the film's content' before MUSS arrived and evacuated the area 'completely'
No members of Mostarvian authority are as yet available for comment on this unconfirmed report.
ah yes, 'twas expected. Thats really too bad, it was a good movie, i saw it yesterday, so kick ass, specially when vadar puts on his mask for the first time!
Can you say extreme prejudice? Let's shoot all survivors of the original barrage dead at point blank because we can instead of taking them into interrogation if really suspected of being 'enemy soldiers and foreign invaders'
Who doesn't know Star Wars? Who can't identify a stormtrooper? If they haven't sene the movies then certainly all the other media doing parodies, all the advertizing of the movies would ahve been seen. How do you think fake laser rifles are real assault rifles?!? This is nothing but sheer incompetence and blatant disregard of human life!
Our government was too cowardly the first time to do what it takes to maintain human rights and freedoms, we must redeem our country by finally doing away with these tyrants!
- Humans Rights activists protesting the Stormtrooper incident in Belgrade, with moderate support ranging into nearly 100 000 people.
OFFICIAL MOSTARVIAN GOVERNMENT STATEMENT:
Good evening, fellow Mostarvians. It has been widely reported that Mostarvian citizens have been shot dead or wounded by the brave MostarPol.
I can confirm this incident to be true.
Whilst regrettable, I can only emphasise that the Mostarvian citizens were acting irresponsibly at a time of heightened security alert for our beloved Motherland, as we seek to crush the terrorists calling themselves the 'Srebnyia Islamic Guard' and the hostility of foreign nations.
The MostarPol did what was right. They carried out an action as any member of the brave and glorious Mostarvian Security Services would when confronted by what they thought was a foreign invasion, They defended their homeland, defended all of us, they defended every Mostarvian.
The reason they did this was because of the repurcussions if any Mostarvian derelicts his duty to protect the motherland.
*A Presidential aide wheels out President Vladovic's maimed and wheelchair bound daughter*
This, as you know, is my daughter. She was maimed, as was all of Mostarvia, by terrorist bombings upon our motherland. The MostarPol were trying to stop this from happening ever again.
They are our defence, our brave sons and daughters, mothers and fathers. Salute them for their courage, and their willingness to defend the Motherland.
President Vladovar Vladovic,
of
The Red Star Union of Mostarvia
