The annual running of the linux penguins will be taking place next monday. everyone from the region is welcome to participate but we acknowledge no responsibiity for anyone injured. you run at your own risk. last year 67 people died and over a thousand were injured in one of the least violent running of the linunx penguins in recent memory. remember..linux penguins are not nice animals...they maul people. but there will be a party for the survivors afterwards as it is always a great honor to survive the running of the linux penguins. And Peter Joachim will make a special appearence. he has survived over 6 running of the linuux penguins...the most by any living person, but no, he wont be running in this one.

also, if you have people from your nation attending..we kindly ask that you provide at least one medical repsonse team..as there are always casualties...that said....lace up your boots and get ready to run!

Due to Slavpo's coastal positioning we are constantly under threat from a Penguin Attack and we have a long history of such a threat. The SDF (Slavposki Defence Force) dedicates itself to the protecting the Kingdom from these flightless fiends. Thus Unfortunately we cannot participate due to our own Public Compensation Laws. If a few junkie Slavposkis manage to make it down to the C.K.I.J. for the race we strongly condem such anti-Slavposki action and our embassy will most likely refuse them. However i wish everyone else entering best of luck and may God help those aforementioned fools.

I refer you to, The Penguin Attacks

Excellecies: In Zahumlje we have the custom of the 'encierro' to those of you who cannot speak Spanish, (fourth official language in Zahumlje) this is 'the running of the bulls' This yearly event is less deadly than running of linux penguins, and is just as good for proving courage.
Right now we are at the height of the Harvest Season in Zahumlje, and franlkly we are all just too busy.
As for linux penguins hitting the beach here, well we shoot them and roast them on spits at big beach pikniks. They taste sort of like really greasy feathery fish, and it takes a LOT of rakija to wash the terrible taste away!

Katarina of Zahumlje
Ruler of Vrhbosna, Donji Kraj, juska Dalmacija, Zahumlje, istocna Sandzak