Title: Come and get yourself a Supercomputer!
Byzantinople - October 16, 2003 12:45 AM (GMT)
Testa Information Incorporated of Byzantinople is proud to offer this years latest supercomputer!
Thest XMXS 2004:
2500 Gigabyte Hardrive!
20 Gigabytes of RAM!
Downloads at 5 Gigs a Second!
72 square inch Monitor!
*Most Powerful Personal Computer in the World!
A steal at only 1.5 million Byzants!
Don't forget to ask about our frequent buyers program:)
*Refers only to legaly made computers
Paid for by:
Thracia - October 16, 2003 03:28 AM (GMT)
Strantzadata, one of our computer retail companies would like to import 15,000 of your Thest XMXS 2004 computers.
Also, our car companies would be interested in cutting-edge automobile computers.
Federation of Pepestonia - October 16, 2003 06:41 AM (GMT)
Are the aformentioned computer capables of unmaned flight of aircraft ?
Byzantinople - October 16, 2003 10:00 PM (GMT)
The XMXS 2004 is capable of everything a normal PC can do. it just does it a whole lot
faster. I probably should have given a complete list of our products, sorry for the
inconvenience.
Here we go:
Thest TXST Autocomp:
If it's an automobile computer you are looking for this is what you need!
Fully Interactive Artificial Intelligence Auto Pilot, Just Cut It On and Take a Nap!
Front and Rear Impact Sensors!
GPS Included!
1,200 Byzants
Testa BASF Tactical Flight Computer:
Can Be Installed in any Post-WWII Aircraft.
Configured for both Automatic and Remote-Controlled Operation.
4,500 Byzants
Thest XXS Handheld:
The Ultimate PDA!
Automatically Records and Organizes Data!
500 Byzants
Testa 3571 Mnemonic Enhancement Chip:
With this Surgical Enhancement, You'll Never Forget Anything Again!
50 Gigabyte Hardrive!
Spontaneous Internet Access Anywhere on Earth!
50,000 Byzants
Thracia: Your order has been placed and the shipment should arrive at a Strantzadata warehouse in 5-7 days.
I hope that helps.
Thracia - October 17, 2003 12:39 AM (GMT)
Because Thracia is a relatively wealthy nation of more than 1.5 billion people, our car industry produces more than 200 million vehicles a year.
KomoCar, our largest car company, is interested in buying 15 million Thest TXST Autocomp computers for various types of vehicles: regular cars, SUVs, Amphibious SUVs, trucks, etc.
KomoCar executives are convinced that Thest TXST Autocomps will improve the "sellability" of their vehicles significantly.
Byzantinople - October 17, 2003 01:12 AM (GMT)
Thracia: The 15 million Autocomps have been added to your order and the first shipment of 5 million should arrive with the XMXS 2004's.
We are making steady improvements in our technology and will have new products out soon.
I hope that you will help spread the word about our computers!
Thank you for your business.
Thracia - October 17, 2003 02:13 AM (GMT)
It's already a pleasure doing business with you.
Have you considered joining the Balkan Free Trade Agreement?
(look at
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Balkanic_Un...?showtopic=157)
Byzantinople - October 17, 2003 02:31 AM (GMT)
Thanks for that bit of info, I think I'm going to do that.
Byzantinople - October 19, 2003 12:13 AM (GMT)
Nobody else wants anything? :wacko:
Oh well.
byzanthine - October 24, 2003 12:30 AM (GMT)
ME ME ME!
i guess you havent see it, but, in the thread where i was accepted as member of the BFTA, i ordered for 10 superpcs : 5 for the 5 principal ministers, 4 for military use and 1 for personnal use for the king.
Byzantinople - October 27, 2003 10:15 PM (GMT)
COME ONE, COME ALL!!!
If you are reading this, you are on a computer (either that or you have WebTV), why not get your government one or two?
Or three...
Perussia - October 29, 2003 03:57 AM (GMT)
The U.S.S.P also has a large automobile market. UnionPAuto, our leading car manufactuar is interested in securring one of your TXST Autocomps to construct a prototype for its new line of luxury cars. And just to be on the safe side, we will purchase a 2nd as well.
Byzantinople - October 29, 2003 04:16 AM (GMT)
Your computers are on the way.
byzanthine - October 31, 2003 02:51 AM (GMT)
Assuming our orders too is confirmed, the check has been send.
Byzantinople - October 31, 2003 03:34 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (byzanthine @ Oct 31 2003, 02:51 AM) |
| Assuming our orders too is confirmed, the check has been send. |
I think I confirmed it on the other thread, but if I didnt I'm sorry.
Byzanthine's order has been confirmed.
Yugo - November 14, 2003 08:56 PM (GMT)
New Jugoslavia is prepared to build new PC connections in all goverment places with new high.tech PC`s
We want this ASAP.
Byzantinople - November 14, 2003 09:38 PM (GMT)
Ok New Jugoslavia, how many do you want?
Yugo - November 15, 2003 11:12 AM (GMT)
Tell me how many this PC will work the best and very fast you can see how many people we have and we want this PCs in al goverment places and also in Banks and Hospitals. I can pay you with my products (you can see it in TOPIC New Jugoslavian products or in Novi dinar)