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Title: Not Her Poems
Description: RedKrikket's poems


redkrikket - November 18, 2003 01:05 AM (GMT)
Ok lest start this off with my legasy. I am the writter of the Chia Pet poems. If you have heard of them and I promised you money please write your name and when you heard them and I swear as I did then then should I ever become famous for it I will send you money:)*in the voice of a small child

Chia pet, Chia Pet
Got it for my birthday,
made me upset
Tried to gamble it off,
But I lost the bet
My horrible, little, Chia pet
Lit it on fire,
but it did not set
My little, non-flamable, Chia pet
It is so organic,
even when wet
My little, eddible, Chia pet
I tried to drowned it,
but it would not get
My little, unsinkable, Chia pet
My brother broke it... and I got up set
Good-bye my cute, little, Chia pet

Cone Potter - November 18, 2003 01:36 AM (GMT)
LMAO!!! That's funny.

redkrikket - November 18, 2003 02:39 AM (GMT)
I am glad you like it. perhaps soon I will post the follow up "revenge of the chia" :)
I have more serious poetry but I had to keep it light after reading Belethdolien's poem.

Cone Potter - November 18, 2003 02:43 AM (GMT)
"Revenge of The Chia" sounds good.

redkrikket - November 18, 2003 06:16 PM (GMT)
Revenge of the Chia

He picked the broken pieces up
and told me not to fret.
I was still angry at the fact
that he showed no regret
of making Chia
break in two.
My tortured Chia Pet.
My mind would rest on simpler times
like on the day we met.
How love for Chia
grew and grew.
My hardy Chia Pet.
I waited by the door all night
but still had no word yet.
Thoughts of Chia
made me blue.
My injured Chia Pet

Then he imerged with crooked horn
my brothers hands had set.
The cracks in Chia
sealed with glue.
My puzzled Chia Pet.
Once rejoined I saw to it
my brothers eyes were wet
Kicked him for Chia...
and me too.
"Don't touch my Chia Pet!!"

Cone Potter - November 19, 2003 01:15 AM (GMT)
It's pretty funny.

Creator - November 19, 2003 02:09 AM (GMT)
Cha-cha-cha-chia!

Creator B)

Cone Potter - November 19, 2003 02:10 AM (GMT)
Chia pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redkrikket - November 19, 2003 06:08 PM (GMT)
lol so are you two the only ones who read this section? glad you liked it... i think you liked it you just sang the theme....

Cone Potter - November 19, 2003 10:38 PM (GMT)
I'm sure other people read it.




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