Now how's this for getting ripped.

I go out to this new resturaunt with my friends and we have a great time. We have a few drinks and get a little loud when the check comes. We all got a fortune cookie and decide to open it together. This way we could laugh at how stupidly wrong it was. Well as we start reading them and begin to share everyone ask's me what's wrong.

I'm just like"I didn't get one" they thought I was kidding

I'm like "no I got jacked" then instead of reading each others fortunes they took turns making jokes about me.
Like "you didn't get one because you have no future" and "they didn't give you one because they knew you couldn't read it anyway" I mean these are cheap jokes that wouldn't be funny if we were sober.

Man there's nothing like hanging around a bunch of drunk people making an ass out of themselves.

O well

TD

You didn't get one because your future is going to be too sweet to give you any hints beforehand. Look at it that way. :) You're due for something good, and soon.

As for people... people on a whole are assholes... and drunk people are worse. xD

You did dump tea on them, ne? (jk)

Drunk people are psycho sometimes, dun worry. ;o; and plus, that means you don't need to know a future cause there's no need to think or worry about it cause it's gonna be good. :D