let's do the never-ending story!!!

once upon a time kt woke up. she was no longer home and the dessert she was used to became a forest. Aeris was there. was she on crack? or did she pull a Meredith (wait, isn't SHE Meredith?) and met people from the past. she reached through her pocket and found a scalpel. what was happening she wondered? Aeris gave her a flower and...





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inspired by kt's random message above. blame her! :kendo:

...decided to stab Aeris in the back with the scalpel, since...well, Aeris obviously doesn't exist, and even if she did, she's already dead. Oh sweet nostalgia~. To her dismay though, Aeris didn't bleed(then again, she didn't bleed in the game either), nor did she fade away like the figments of your imagination usually do after being attacked and whatnot with a sharp object. Aeris instead started to shape shift, and took the form of....





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Dude Krystle, just because I had a random moment of boredom and insanity doesn't mean that you have to go and contribute to it! xD

.... of a chocobo. and proceeded to attack kt. the chocobo wasn't pleased to be stabbed even if it wasn't real. KT was in shock. she had a 'weapon' but Aeris morphing into a bird was not written in the manual. she screams for help and comes....



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we're being productive. isn't that a good thing?

...screaming into the fray is teddy! but meningicockle bird flu disease strikes down the chocobo before teddy can stab it again and teddy becomes disapointed he didnt get the chance to attack it. teddy then got really hungry and proceeded to cook and eat aries the chocobo. as it was stewing in a magic cauldren he turned to KT and asked...

"Can I ask you out for a date Miss Kaitlin?"

"You can. But that doesn't mean that I'm going to say yes o__O". She poked the stewing chocobo with a stick and pondered when she would wake up from this insane dream of a morbid Final Fantasy Land. Oh wait, that's a Game Boy game.

Final Fantasy...Dream...Land uh...place, that must be somewhere in the middle of the desert. "Maybe I finally got heat stroke in the hell hole desert and this is an illusion created by a mirage o___o"


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Final Fantasy, Chocobos, and the Game Boy are all registered trademarks belonging to their respective owners of Square-Enix and Nintedo~ :lol:

Suddenly from out of nowhere...appeared the all-mighty god of all-mighty godness, Peter!

"THOU SHALT NOW FEEL THY WRATHETH!!!! Wait...wratheth? Oh well, anyway you're all going to feel the wrath anyway so it matters not..."

And so the lot of them were sent to a dimension where they would find a truly terrible sight...and that was...

THIS THREAD!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAA

...and the thread burneth the eyes and stealeth the soul and as a final insult stoleth and cuteth the man/womanhoodedness... while pondering what to do now teddy ate the chocobo stew which gave him food poisoning and burneth the tongue. Since he was now rendered senseless (in all meanings of the term) so he learned sign language to ask and see if that purely friendly and platonic relationship date with Miss Kaitlin was still avaliable...

She signed 'Yes'. Or at least...what she thought was 'Yes'. However, it wasn't 'Yes'. It actually meant 'Trash can'. But hey, what's the difference. She didn't know sign language, and managed to figure out by the narration of this story what he was asking, so if he doesn't understand 'Yes' from 'Trashcan' by this narration, than uhh...well let's just say that if he got it wrong, she could always just nod. o___O


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The only word in sign language I remember anymore is trashcan. I'm dead serious. x_x;;;

since teddy didn't understand a single thing KT was saying he gave up and proceeded to eat the last of the chocobo. he got food poisoning a second time and had to have a colonic irigation O_O

:ToT:

teddy then offered the chocobo around the table and watched everyone else stupid enough to eat it get sick. feeling rather amused he used his new sign language skills to call over to the setting a giant gorilla which then proceeded to...

dating Miss Kaitlin.

EDIT:

Oh wait, that was Donkey Kong.

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help Tedi with his date with Miss Kaitlin.

[wait wait, lemme get this straight. The gorilla was donkey kong, and now I'm dating him? wtf. I've turned into Princess Peach? :x]

This gorilla was extremely intelligent, and someone managed to teach him fluently in sign language! The gorilla then taught KT sign language during their 'date', and revealed that there was an Italian plumber to look out for who was seeking to date her. KT didn't think that Tedi looked Italian, so she ruled him out. Who was this mystery man...?



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Dude, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. xD

And so, failing to terrorise the populous with the evil of all evils (this thread), his all-mightiness decided to read through the narrations in order to figure out what would cause said populous to cower in fear at his wrath...however, this bored him after several seconds and so he turned to watch the ensuing chaos that was the DK/KT romance saga...however, to everyone's surprise (EXCEPT MINE BECAUSE IM ALL-MIGHTY AND I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!) teddy suddenly transformed into a short, stocky man with a red cap, a plunger and a rather thick italian accent...Thinking this could result in some insane hilarity, his all-mightiness decided to reinstate mar...I mean teddy with his voice/ability to talk back...

Peac---err, KT signed the word 'Fail' with her hands to Peter and proceeded to go with Mari-- Teddy/Tedi/Lee to a place called...

the Mushroom Kingdom... now with barrels and ladders all over the place. Now it's up to Super Meddy to rescue Krincess Teach from his pet, Donkey Kong and Peter, who suddenly turned into a giant snapping turtle complete with spikes in his back and is now called Prowser. Prowser decided to go after Krincess Teach as well for he taught she holds the power to turn him back to normal.

Armed with a super cool bgm, Super Meddy rushes towards the castle that has a lot of barrels, ladders, pipes and places that needs long jump or special powers, to save his supposedly date.

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Sorry KT, DK's supposed to help Teddy date you, not turn the scenario into an old school game. But yeah, now it's like those Goji movies, 2 kaijus/giant monsters battling it out in... err... the Mushroom Kingdom with some random person who wants to save the day.

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lmao. WIN.

Princess Kraisy was speechless. She had no idea where she was at. She had been previously looking for Meddy's brother Lueyjay when she stumbled upon this twisted world of barrels and mushrooms. She could see Meddy in the distance, preparing to take on the castle of Prowser, and decided she'd tag along. After all, she was highly skilled in the way of....



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Mwahahahaha! I even amaze myself sometimes! :angel:

Baking cookies...

Meanwhile, the all-mighty Lord Prowser, still wondering how he got turned into a giant spikey tortoise without his prior knowledge, decided it was time to eradicate the plumber and the monkey...moving over to a console and fire blasting the random minion working there away, he then pressed a button...

Even more meanwhile, the plumber, the monkey and the Krincess, were wandering along when they noticed a pipe...the pipe then suddenly broke away from its foundation and hovered in the air for a few seconds...the group, totally stunned at this development, noticed the pipe rotate until the hole was facing them...finally a nuclear warhead shaped like one of those giant bullet things that the narrator as forgotten the name of came out of the pipe and headed at such a speed towards them that there was no way for them to dodge/find some way of escaping its blast radius in enough time to save them from destruction...

Meanwhile (x10^487397498174893), all-mighty Lord Prowser, bored of throwing minions out the top window of his castle, remembered that he was in fact all powerful and changed himself back to normal...

..a normal form that was oddly reminiscent of a Goomba.

Why he wanted to change back, who knows. He's not even the flying type!

Princess Kraisy decided to bake cookies with some of Meddy's fireballs. Flower power is an awesome thing. Though one has to wonder what became of the Tanuki suit...the Tanuki suit was much cooler looking than the Cape...how does a leaf = tanuki and feather = cape...? Ponder this Kraisy would.

Meddy in the meantime got a sneaky suspicion that they were being followed. He turned the corner and looked back around to find...

a potato!

yes a potato was following Meddy around plotting his destruction...

(OOC: everyone just call me lee or teddy... everyone seems so confused)

teddy wanted this too all end so he could go back to his dinner with Miss Kaitlin. he killed the massive mutated moldy potato and then dipped the remainder of it in acid. He then walked over to KT...

'the tanuki suit is better, can i have one of your hippy flower power cookies and can we finally go on this platonic, meaningless and loveless date so i can eat cause I'm hungry... unless you don't want to go anymore or you think i insulted you cause it's a platonic, meaningless and loveless date

Just wondering, what exactly happened to that nuclear warhead heading for you guys? o_O

It was a dud.

...But somewhere along the way, someone misread "dud" as "spud", and when they wrote about it in their blog, it became a recorded fact. And thenceforth, spuds have rained down upon...