Any of y'all ever seen this webseries? And no, for the last time, IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH POKEMON!!! Sorry, but every time I mention it to someone new, that's always their first question. Anyway, it's a webseries available (in part) on www.redvsblue.com. It takes a little time to get into it, but it's very funny once you do. I suppose I should explain what it is. It's a series made by some guys who took Halo (for XBox), and recorded their characters in a multiplayer game, and added voiceovers, to make sort of a military sitcom. The only caution is that it DOES have quite strong language, so I wouldn't reccomend watching it with your kid brother or anything. And if y'all want some of the earlier episodes (for non-sponsers, you can only get a few episodes a week, and it's not always the earlier ones), just e-mail me at jimmiejohnson48@hotmail.com

Ahh... yes I remeber R v B, I havent watched it in a while though....

good times..... good times.....

I think I got up to the point where thier commander got killed and he was a ghost...

Awesome series. Episode 65 just released. I've got all the eps lol.

*LANGUAGE*

Episode 1:

Church is watching the reds through a sniper rifle.
Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: What?
Tucker: I said, what are they doing now?
Church: God damn i'm getting so sick of answering that question.
Tucker: Hey you have the fucking rifle i can't see shit so don't bitch at me cause i'm not gonna just sit up here and play with my dick all day.
Church: Ok look, they're just standing there and talking ok? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me "what are they doing?", my answer's gonna be "they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there".
Tucker: .............What are they talking about?
Church: You know what...i fuckin hate you.

Classic

xD Fucking love R vs B xD Stopped at Season 3, I want to buy the dvds, friggan hilarious classic stuff!

Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anyone really likes you.

Caboose: I like me.

[a plasma grenade exploded on Donut's head]
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?


Church: Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring, I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life.


[the Blues have Lopez and have delivered an ultimatum to Sarge and the mostly robotic Simmons]
Sarge: I'm torn between my intense distrust of the blue team and the need for the plans stored in my favorite robotic creation!
[beat]
Sarge: No offense, Simmons.
Simmons: None taken, sir! You removed the negative emotional center of my brain, and implanted it in Grif!
Grif: [sobbing] I... I just can't take this, we're all going to *die*!

(At the Blue base)

Caboose: A.I... What's the "A" stand for?

Church: Artificial.

Caboose: And what's the "I" st-

Church: Intelligence

Caboose: Oh, right...what's the "A" again?

Church: Moving on.

Naming the alien in Episode 62:

Church: What is your name?
Alien: Honk honk
Church: Your name!
Alien: Honk honk
Church: Naaaaame
Tucker: Just keep repeating it Church, its bound to come up with the right definition on its own
Church: He is Tucker. Tuck-er. You are?
Alien: Honk honk
Church: No no...no not honk honk. Naaame
Alien: Honk honk

You COULD just order off their website at www.redvsblue.com

*whisper* or download the dvd rips.

One of my favourite bits:

When the blues are surrendering to the reds. But Griff from the reds has to say something first.

Griff: I would just like to let everyone know that i suck.
Tucker: Aaaand?
Griff: And that i'm a girl...
Tucker: And what else?
Griff: And i like ribbons in my hair. And i want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

Donut: Sarge, tell them we want the flag.

Grif: Yeah! And some cake!

Donut: Ooh...wait, wait, Sarge. Just the cake.

Sarge (to the Blues): Alright, Blues, first off, we want your flag...

Simmons: Wait a second, last time we took their flag, that chick in the black armor showed up.

Sarge: ...to stay right where it is. Keep the flag.

Caboose and Sarge moments. Ep 39 (my favourite ep)

Sarge: Well, doesn't look like anyone's coming. We must have gotten separated somehow.
Caboose: My toes...are getting pruney.
Sarge: O....k

Caboose: Sargent look! A sleeping person!
Sarge: What? Oh macaroon. He's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose: Oh good. At first, i thought that was me...because, i am blue, and i like to sleep. But if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly.

Caboose: Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime. But who has naptime now? Naptime comes befooore pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times.
Sarge: What the samuel hellsinky happened here? There must have been an e-normous battle. Hello! Is anyone ok?! Are there any survivors?! Preferably any red survivors! Don't let that discourage you from speaking up if you're blue! I won't step on your neck or anything like that!
Caboose: Am i allowed to answer?
Sarge: Shh, quiet. Ya hear that?
Trumpets start playing.
Caboose: (referring to the waterfall) Yes, that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshie.
Sarge: I was talking about the trumpets blue-tard.
Caboose: I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason. Which is odd, because i already went when we were standing in the creek together.

Sarge wants to look through the window of the blues fort:
Sarge: Get over here, gimme a boost.
Caboose: Ok. You are a good person. And people say nice things about you.
Sarge: Not a morale boost moron, a physical one. I need to see what's in that window.
Caboose: That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough.
Sarge: I know! I need you to help me look through it.
Caboose: I don't think i'm tall enough either. Also, my head is round...that window is square.
Sarge: Come here. *pushes caboose up*
Caboose: Woah.
Sarge: What do you see?
Caboose: I see...a room.
Sarge: And? What's in the room?
Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings...wait! Just one ceiling.
Sarge: What's making all that racket?
Blue Team: Kill the reds, kill the reds, kill the reds, kill the reds, kill the reds!!
Caboose: Yooou are not going to like it.

Sarge: Gentlemen! I present to you the M12 LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.

Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?

Sarge: Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.

Grif: I know, but, why "Warthog"? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.

Sarge: Say that again?

Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.

Sarge: What the Sam Hill's a puma?

Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?

Grif: No, a puma. It's a big cat.

Sarge: You're making that up.

Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!

Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.

Simmons: Yes, sir!

Sarge: See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?

Grif: A walrus.

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?

(On a cliff on the other side of the canyon)

Tucker: What is that thing?

Church: Looks like they got some kind of car. We'd better get back to base and report it.

Tucker: A car? How come they get a car?

Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're going to get a tank in the very next drop.

Tucker: You can't pick up chicks in a tank.

Church: Oh, you know what? You could ***** about anything, couldn't you? We're about to get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we going to pick up, man? And also, how are you going to pick up chicks in a car that looks like THAT?

Tucker: Well, what kind of car is it?

Church: I don't know; I've never seen a car like that before. It looks...like a big cat of some kind.

Tucker: What, you mean like a puma?

Church: Yeah, man, there you go.

(Back with the Reds)

Sarge: So unless anyone has any more mythical creatures to suggest for a name for the new vehicle, we're going to stick with the Warthog. How about Grif?

Grif: No, sir. No more suggestions.

Sarge: Are you sure? How about Bigfoot?

Grif: That's ok.

Sarge: Unicorn?

Grif: Nah, really. I'm cool.

Sarge: Sasquatch?

Simmons: Leprechaun?

Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.

Sarge: Pheonix?

Grif: <sigh>

Sarge: Hey, Simmons? What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?

Simmons: That would be the Chupacabra, sir.

Sarge: Hey, Grif, Chupathingy, how 'bout that? I like it, it's got a ring to it.

lol i like how the blues instantly know what it looks like :P

Now some quotes from the awesome random red guy.

When he has the flag:

Red Guy: Stop fighting. Stop fighting. Everyone stop fighting! Everyone, everyone, look unto me! I possess the blue flag!
Other Red Guy: It's more beautiful than i ever imagined!
Red Guy: I have seen the top of the mountain! And you will worship me as though i were a god! *blue team kills him* I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!

When the flag is stolen:

Red Guy: If the flag is gone, who will lead us? Who will inspire us with their shiny pole? Who will flag directions to us in battle? We are lost! And the world as we knew it is gone forever from our eyes! Only to live in our memories as the days of salan and glory! Truly these are the end of times! REPENT!! REPENT!!

When he enters the new base with O-malley and lopez inside:

Red Guy: At last, my pilgrimage is over! I have reached the promised land!
O-malley: Who is that? Oh no, not this baffoon. How did he get here?
Lopez: He was probably blown nearby by the bomb.
O-malley: Hellooooo. What do you want?
Red Guy: This is the holy voice of god. I hear you oh holy one! I have made it to the temple and await your command!
O-malley: Appear, hellooooo? Red moron? Eyes up! Chop chop!
Red Guy: Oh! Greetings! Are you the gatekeeper of the temple?
Dufrain: Huh? No we just moved in. Can you help us move a couch? And do you know any good restaurants nearby?
O-malley: *to dufrain* Listen you fool, let me handle this.
Dufrain: I don't know, you haven't been the best choice when it comes to making friends. Maybe i should try.
O-malley: Nonsense! With the proper handling, this fellow will make an excellent stooge! And i'm the one here with the most experience in training stooges. Isn't that right lopez?
Lopez: Nyuk, nyuk.
O-malley: You see?
Dufrain: Ok, you can handle this. But i get to hang my motivation posters in the living room. HANG IN THERE KITTY!
O-malley: Alright, but i'm telling you that cat will never make it to friday. *to red guy* Yes! I am the guardian of the temple! What do you want?
Red Guy: I have travelled great distances in search of enlightenment!
O-malley: Really? That's perfect. We have tons of that in here. But listen, we can't just let anyone in who wants to get in so goodbye.
Red Guy: WAIT! I will do anything! Just tell me what i need to do to gain entrance!

*spoilers*
When Tucker finally kills him:

Red Guy: My quest is over. I can see the flag. It's so...flappy. *death noises*

The Red Zealot's name is "Hambone" by the way.

Anyway...

(((Grif is guarding "Doc", the prisoner, and talking to him)))

Sarge: Grif! You're supposed to be guarding the prisoner, not playing lookyloo with him all day long!

Grif: Come on, Sarge, he's harmless! He doesn't even have a gun.

Simmons: Oh, well you two will be GREAT friends, then. He doesn't have a gun, and YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY AMMO!

Grif: Thanks, kiss-ass. If I want to take guarding tips from the guy who lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you.

Donut: Oh, that was a burn. You just got burned. Burned, dude...burned.

Simmons: Shut up, your armor's pink.

(((Can't you just feel the love?)))