dude, has anyone here heard of Brian Regan? He's gotta be the funniest stand-up comedian in the history of comedianrynesss. and...everything is so true! and random! it's great!! "Okay, I've got this great idea for a game at bobby's birthday party! We're gonna take a kid and blindfold him, spin him around till he can't walk straight, and then let him run amok! run amok, bobby, run amok! I call it "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." ...Oh, no, Bobby, stop! What're those noises-those are puncture wounds, Bobby, stop!! You've made a terrible error!...Or how about musical chairs? That's a nice little anxiety attack for 7-year-olds. 'Mom, there's not enough chairs here for all of us!' 'that's the point, Brian, there's never enough in life! You'll always be miserable. There's no cake, no icecream, happy birthday..."

or the grammar... (imagine a little kid talking to his teacher.) "what's the i before e rule, brian?" "i before e...always." "no, brian, it's 'i before e, except after e, or when acting as a, as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends, and holidays, and all throughout may, and you'll always be wrong, no matter WHAT you say!!" "Oh, man, that's a harsh rule...tough rule, yeah..."
the show's like an hour long, but it's sooo funny...