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Title: Living in 2005


Canitoch - April 6, 2005 04:29 AM (GMT)
I found this, thought it was too true

> Living in 2005
>
> You know you're living in 2005 when...
>
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> family of 3.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
> to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
> friends and family is that
> they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You go home after a long day at work you still
> answer the phone in a
> business manner.
>
> 7. You make phone calls from home, and you
> accidentally dial "9" to get
> an outside line.
>
> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> worked for three
> different companies.
>
> 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
> o'clock news.
>
> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
> job.
>
> 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
> cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
>
> 13. Every commercial on television has a website at
> the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
> which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
> now a cause for panic
> and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 15. You get up in the morning and go online before
> getting your coffee.
>
> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)
>>
> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
> going to forward this
> message.
>
> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
> this list.
>
> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
> there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

Batman - April 6, 2005 11:34 AM (GMT)
thats very funny and so true... today i forgot my phone and was fully stressed, then thought WTF, and forgot bout it.

a good joke, worthy of a top 20 reasons u know ur in 2005 (even though there is only 19)

Blaze - April 6, 2005 01:43 PM (GMT)
...Hmm,very true,very funny...*was tricked by the whole #9 thing*

Canitoch - April 6, 2005 03:42 PM (GMT)
lol thats the point >.<

G-Man - April 6, 2005 11:45 PM (GMT)
im still living in the 1990's. I havn't got a cellphone, and i only relate to points 19-20 this sucks :( (no im not tilting my head to do that)

Kiefer Sutherland - April 7, 2005 02:49 AM (GMT)
First off, people there is a general rule for all these...READ THE WHOLE LIST FIRST...then you know when you're being screwed over, i.e. the #9 thing...which I didnt get caught with cause I read everything...

I dont have a phone...hell I hardly make phone calls anyway...I dont drink coffee, I drink Mocha...I dont work...so very few of them apply to me...

Hugh Laurie - April 7, 2005 11:29 AM (GMT)
I read the whole thing but I still got screwed over. xD Actually, I don't really give the numbers much attention so I didn't notice... REALLY.

Sadly, only a few of these actually relate to me.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
> which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
> now a cause for panic
> and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 15. You get up in the morning and go online before
> getting your coffee.
>
> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)
>
> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
> this list.
>
> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
> there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.

I don't actually take any coffee before going online but it's certainly the first and last thing I do everday. :P

Shawn Michaels - April 7, 2005 07:00 PM (GMT)
I was wondering if there was a #9, but didn't want to scroll up, because I'm that lazy. =/

Ima move this to humor though. =P Laugh house? Whatever. Again, I'm too lazy to check.

Android-X - April 16, 2005 04:14 AM (GMT)
all to true. :rolleyes:

But seriously, I dont tilt my head to smile. ^_^

G-Man - April 18, 2005 11:59 PM (GMT)
Does anybody?

Metal Sonic - July 14, 2005 07:11 PM (GMT)
I don't get any of it... <_<

Mr. T - July 22, 2005 05:29 PM (GMT)
Some of it is true. o.O




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