A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are going to a party. On the way,they run into a shortcut, they see a gate blocking the shortcut that says "Do not enter, Tresspassers will be shot on sight" so the brunette says "lets go around" but the blonde is already through the gate,so the other 2 follow. On the way they run into a farmer with a shotgun,before he can see them,they jump behind three sacks of potatoes. The farmer hears something and goes over to the bags of potatoes. He kicks the first one and the redhead goes "bark,bark" The farmer thinks its a dog and kicks the second one,the brunette goes "meow" and the farmer thinks its a cat. He goes to the third one and kicks it and the blonde goes "POTATOES!" and so the farmer takes them to the barn and takes the redhead,aims his shotgun and says "any last words?" the redhead tells him "NOT TO YOU SCUMBAG!" The farmer takes aim and says "1...2...." the redhead screams "TORNADO" and the other 2 girls shake the barn,the farmer screams and the redhead escapes. Then he takes the brunette "any last words?" brunette says "not to you scumbag!' "1....2....." The brunette screams "EARTHQUAKE!" the farmer screams and the brunette escapes. Then he takes the blonde and says "any last words?" The blonde replies "hmm,no,not really" The farmer takes aim "1....2....." The blonde screams "FIRE!"

tch hehehe it got a chuckle out of me it was funny it took me a minute to get it though but it is a good one i say 1 thumb up

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HEY YOU STOLE THAT JOKE FROM ME!