My friend told me this and I couldn't help but laugh so I'm spreading it XD.

Ok.

A guy dies and goes to Heaven and he arrives at the pearly gates. He sees a ton of clocks on the walls and asks an angel what they are for. The angel tells him that every human has a clock that moves when you lie. The man asks where his clock is and the angel points it out. "Your clock has moved a few places. If you look over there though, Mother Theresa's hasn't moved at all." The angel points towards one of the clocks. The man looks around then finally asks, "So where is George Bush's clock?" The angel replies, "God's using it in his office as a ceiling fan."

Ahhh.... I love making fun of Bush...

xD! Great stuff, I laughed a little while at that one.

XD That's so hilarious

Heh.

This gets a "heh" from me! That's alot.

...Hehehehe.

eh...not that funny...or maybe its just cause I cant laugh at anything now...I dunno...I can see the humour, but it just wasnt funny...if you know what I mean...

Hehe, *thumbs up*

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

PSYVA! you are the coolest!


and heres something my teacher was talking about saying these weird questions like "why do they starolize needles for lethal injections?" XD

and one of the things on the list said

"If Pro is opposite of Con, whats the opposite of Progress?" XDDDDDDDDD (you are moron if you dont get it)


oh...and on ground hogs day he had this he shared to class

"on ground hogs day there was 2 events, 1 is based on a mindless stupid animal that has no meaning to us, while the other is about a ground hog" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THATS THE GREATEST!

he jokes alot....he keeps on saying "daves no here" from Cheech and Chong (mainly because dave skips :P)

I got another bush joke

Q: How does bush count to 11?
A: He keeps his pants unzipped

Q: Why doesn't he just use his toes?
A: How would it look if the president walked around with out shoes?

((realizes this is kind of old --- still has funny bush jokes))

President Bush sat aroud the table with all of his advisors. A man walks in and says, "I'm sorry to inform you Mr. President, but two Brazillian soldiers died in the war today."

Bush starts crying and saying how horrible this is. All of his legal advisors wonder as to why he is making such a big deal out of it. All of the sudden, Bush looks up and says, "I forgot, how many is a "Brazillian" again?"

HAHAHA

and then...

At a Press Conferance:
"Mr. President, what do you think of Roe v. Wade?"
"I don't care, those people just need to get out of New Orleans the best way they can!"

Ah, Bush... Gotta love the stupidity... hate the man :ph43r: :blink: ^-^ :D

How many is a "Brazillian"?.... HAHAHAHAHA... i can just imagine him saying that....

I've got another one. I still laugh when I read this one:

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.

Abe replies, "Go see a play."

ROFL!!

I like how, to anyone who actually knows ANYTHING about our president, all these jokes are the exact opposite of reality. :lol:

I do have to give him credit to him for solving the thing in Isreal (Between Israelites and the palistines). But saying things like "misunderestimated" and choking on a pretzel... hes just asking to be called a idiot. Plus, didn't his daddy buy his way into college? And wasn't the only reason that he went to Iraq is that his daddy screwed up? (Remember that they didn't find any substatial ammount of weapons of mass distruction)

Hey, I like making fun of his speech as much as the next guy. I just fail to see how mixing your words up means you're stupid. Personally, I'd rather a president who couldn't speak well, but meant what he said, rather than a shyster who spoke better, but you didn't know where he stood on anything. <cough KERRY cough cough>

I am in no way saying that kerry is better. Though what do you think about the points I made above?

You want to discuss politics, let's take it to the debate forum.

OKAY. Stop right there people. This is NOT a debate thread. It is a humor forum. I forsee debates coming from here if this continues on, and I would advise you not to continue with the current discussion unless you want to see this thread fly on over to the lil' archive forest.

If you don't like that people are making fun of Bush, then you'll just gonna need to ignore this thread, because that's what it's all about here. If you feel the need to debate, you know where to go.

<_<

Apologies, I just had to get all this off my chest, I said everything I wanted to for right now.