I check my email today and find a ton of forwards from my Grandma..one of which was entitled, "Rectum Spreader". Needless to say, getting an email from her with such a title made me curious, so I opened it:




While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, 10 miles over the speed limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your hurry?" She replied, "I'm late for work."


"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"


"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."


"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?", he asked.


"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge . . . "



TRAFFIC TICKET: $95.00

COURT COSTS: $45.00

LOOK ON COP'S FACE: PRICELESS

:lol: Thats funny...a bit disrespectful of hard working police...but still funny.

Corny jokes should be kept in the SPAM section...




Just kidding, It was funny.

Quiet you <_<

What made it more funny was that my grandma sent it. Shows a new side to her xD

*cringes from the evil joke*

:lol: Grandma never ceases to amaze.