This is a touching story about a young man who has just turned 21!

Born on the 31st of October 1982 Christoper Ian Hershall Ahmed Mohammed Maunder the 3rd, was a suprising reminder of how scary Halloween can be. There has been claims that he was split from his identical twin brother at birth, who is believed to be none other then Melbourne Storm forward Danny Williams.

Today as we celebrate the birth of this boy they call Chris, we learn of his tale of adversity, struggling to come to terms with homosexuality, and his encounters of beastiality occasionally. A huge supporter of the Brisbane Broncos rugby league club, with his favourite player being Brett Seymour because he thinks he is cute. And a big follower of the mighty Norths Devils in Brisbane, where on the home ground Bishop Park he lost his virginity to an old drunk who was hanging outside the Leagues club.

A very musically orientated person, who can't get enough of Good Charlotte and Best Kept Secret, stareted his own Ill fated pop punk band named Ten Sicks. And is also trying to start his own Reggae/Country and western group, called Our Love for Children. Where the gimmick is to dress in women clothes and Breast feed young children on stage.

The Coach of the Surfers Paradise Punks, believed to have become a top grade coach so, he can join the boys in the shower after tha games and sing the team song while doing a naked conga line with the boys.

But tonight when Chris sits down to his Pimms and his Vodka Cruisers, we'll all remember that he is a fuckin top bloke and all this I wrote about him is close to the truth.

Actual story may have not happened, based on stories from the book of Jesus ot Latter day Saints.
HAPPY 21ST MATE! :kicking: :P Time to Kick it JESUS style!

rofl... well done

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I'm really not Chris, but I don't care... a Champion write. I've learnt soo much about Maunder from this article than from the year I've chatted to him. :drunk:

that one should go straight to hall of fame, an absolute classic :lol:

Hussey that was the worst this is your life i have ever read, no guests, we al wanted to hear from the old drunk and Danny Williams, Next time please put a bit more effort in :D

haha very good, cheers motherfucker. tonight was sweet im fucked haha.