Posted by David McElroy and Rowland Kelly

* Rookie Coach: It's a tie between DJMaC and Schmo. We couldn't split them with a ten tonne block buster.
* Rookie of the Year: Paul "Smiths Salt and Vinegar" Smith and Evan "Pin back them ears" Mears after each showing the virulence of a horny fifteen year old boy.
* Surprise Packets: The unmarked brown paper bag left in the parking lot.
* Most Hard Done By: The West Sydney cheerleaders who recieved what we'd call a very hefty sentence indeed. What is the penalty for prositution theese days anyway?
* Best Coach: Since we couldn't nominate ourselves, we couldn't really nominate anyone at all. We felt that no one really put their hand up and said "pick me".
* Best Player: It's hard to go past Ben Walker. Guiseppe @#%$ was a real standout in the Bulld... I mean Falcon's pack.
* Most Underrated Side: Manly, We think they just had a season of bad luck.
* Chokers Award: Again the West Sydney cheerleaders for biting off more than they could swallow.
* Promising for 2002: We both agree that it's giong to be a Ferrets, Newbloods and Cannons dominated series.
* Where'd They Go?: Osama?
* Game of the Season: The 40 points to 4 flogging of Gold Coast at the hands of Perth. We both derived a lot of pleasure from that one.
* Comeback of the Season:
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* Comeback of the Season (Player): Narem Ekbatana. It speaks for itself.
* Better Luck Next Year: Sydney Oilers, actually we would like to see your team get beaten down as much as Mundine did.
* Boy My Face is Red: Guy R's orange haired team after a showdown with the Central Phoenix and Alice Springs.
* Who the!?: Nathan McAvoy after making the NSW State of Origin side. Wasn't he British?
* Most Field Goals: Useless fact. Redneck Lockyer
* Best Individual Performance: Guiseppe @#%$ runs fourteen metres. He looks left, he looks right, he looks left again. Then from somewhere looms a massive behemoth of humanity. SNAP! Just one more little guy for the ugliest man in Rugby League:Gordon Tallis.
* One Man Team: We'll stick with the Andrew Johns shenadigans.
* Battling with One less Leg: This can only go to Brooke Martin. Think about it.
* We Need a Booster: If they are anything like their NRL counterparts, it will be the Newcastle Fear for next season.
Comedy Awards
*Golden Falcon: When Kimmorley chip-kicked in front of the crossbar. One way ticket from his boot to his head via the cross bar.
Memorable Moments
- Bryan Fletcher injuring himself for 5 weeks after running into the goal post.
- Nigel Roy breaking a pool cue over the back of Awen Guttenbiel's head.