Give me any team but the 'switch'! not 'the switch'........please.

There may be a spot free for the upcoming season. Contact me at Inches_72@yahoo.com if you're real.

Chris

Well timmy can eat my cock cause thats all timmy is worthy of.

I have to beg Brandell's pardon on your behalf. He is a little sexually deprived.

A little!? Lets not under-exaggerate here Dave. Randell's hornier than a field full of Cacti.

Chris

You'll have to forgive Mr Mac he's one of the lucky ones to be sporting a sexual thumb. But I'm sorry thems the breaks if you want in you'll have open up wide.

I'm not exactly sure what you mean Brandell, but I must apologise. I meant sexually 'depraved,' a term which does include your occasional flings with Jelly.

Are you going to watch the Reds play Dave?

Chris

Leave mine and jellys sexual encounters alone. Your THUMB is refering to a certain relationship at the moment that you always seem to be under ;)


I would like to leave you now with a quote from the Simpsons which I think fits with you Dave;

"My Mum Says I'm Cool"

When? I have rehearsals at 7. :(

Chris says: It's at six.

And your a poo poo bum bum wee poo

Apart from your hideous punctuation you spelt 'you're' wrong.

PS Thanx, but I cannot.

I'll fix my english for you baby ;)

And please stop coming to my room at midnight my ass is starting hurt.

Now Timmy PRESENT IT

I have heard on the grape vine that a Mr B. Randell is quite...to say the least obsessed with sexual encounters of a homosexual nature. I must admit this came as no surprise, as I have seen his Village People esq. moustache/side burns.
As Mr B.Randell's wit is about as quick as a snail on valium, I wait with baited breathe for his rebuttle.

Timmy V

lmao. Randy got smoked. :)

Chris

A very nice start to your ASRL career Mr V. However I must make you aware that you should tread carefully when trying to deal out the punishment. We can't all be as fortunate as me and have an abundance of hair (You should know that one cue ball).

Can we please not abuse the new coachs, especially the ones that go to UNE and are in Theatre.

This 'hard man of the ASRL' act is getting old Randell. Picking a fight with everyone in the ASRL does not count as being 'involved' in the ASRL and is doing nothing but alienate coaches against you.

By all means, argue with one or two coaches- but abusing everyone who makes an appearance is just getting on everyone's nerves.

Dave Says: Magro, get out of Tim's ass.

Chris ('n' Dave)

Hey Dave, get out from Leasa's thumb

Hey Magro,

Get out of Brad's ass and into the heterosexual relationship scene. You've been absent for way too long, even for someone as unattractive as yourself.

Thank you Mr Randell for your quick reply. Whilst (I must admit) it was 'chuckleworthy' it still smacked of pre-english 100. Unfortunatly you do have more hair than I....maybe I could borrow some of yours for a costume party coming up....I am going as grug. please send it to the dry-cleaners first. do you mind if I have it straightened? I wouldn't like to look like Mr T's pubes.
Thankyou

Timmy V

I'm sure Randell could spare some from his back or ass. Not like he's using it. :randell:

Chris

P.S. Has Nathan sent you an Auckland formguide yet Tim?

No chris, I have only recieved the rules etc. about all I know how to do at the moment is banter with Mr. Randell. :randell:

Hmmm what a turn of events. Mr V you are quite a witty and sharp young fellow now aren't you, and how I would love to continue with this battering, But I am forced to withdraw as you see the heavy hand of the CEO has been placed swiftly on my shoulders hovering over me waiting to strike. So I offer you a truce Mr. V if you accept my insults will stop and I will focus on RedGuy (he is pissing me off). If you disagree then you will be in alot of pain come next season. :randell:

Randell Randell Randell wrong to start to try and pick on. All i can say is just don't try it please i am sick of people that do it for fun i with the rest of them :randell:.

Oh No Red Guy has threatened me. Stick to your computer antics big man.

hahahahaha grug!!!!

Mr. Randell. I reply to you offer of truce. No. Never... did I mention no?

U see this Timmy V u are to smart for Mr.Randell and he does'nt like smart people to shit talk with trust me i no their type. neways randell getting back to us i did'nt threatened u i just warned please DON'T.

Ok Red Guy lets work on your english.

You see this Timmy V, you are too smart for Mr. Randell and he doesn't like smart people to shit talk with. Trust me I know their type. Anyway Randell getting back to us, I didn't threaten you I just warned you please don't.

Now that makes sense. But the funny thing is I don't like you at all and your dumb as shit. And by the way fag man there is no us because I am not a doggies supporter and I don't like taking it up the ass by you idiots.

And to you Mr. V no truce? Well let the games begin watch your back while your in Auckland, being a fellow NZ coach I have my own connections. It will be fun to see you fail. Muah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha

Thank you for for the word of warning Mr. Randell. I shall watch my back, though it would be far more interesting watching yours....its would be like watching the wildlife channel. Have a shower, then we shall talk.
Timmy V. :randell: