The crowd goes wild as the first ASWF Next Gen after Bloodbath kicks off, with everyone wondering what Roger Bossert has in store for his enemies tonight.

They don't have to wait long as Eye of the Tiger kicks in, and Bossert makes his way to the ring escorted by Josh Hussey.
Bossert: Last night was an historic win for the forces of fairness and justice in the world of pro wrestling. Tonight, awe-struck fans, you will witness a show booked with fairness and consideration to all ASWF stars, not just those who patsy up to the Walker-Bush regime.

I have quite a show in store for you. Brandell will face Steve Simmons, three #1 contender matches, and a thrilling world title match between Jelly Adams, Luke Sharpe, and B.A.T.'s own DJMaC. I'd be remiss to waste anymore time on the mike. So sit back, relax, and enjoy what should be the finest ASWF show on record.

After Bossert/Hussey are gone, 'The People's Jew' JD Marskell makes his way to the ring.
JD: Are there any Jews in the house? (SILENCE) Word to Methusaleh! (SILENCE)
Andrew Young rushes out.

Andrew Young vs. JD Marskell for Cruiserweight Contendership
Both competitors start this one off full of energy, with Young's high flying style getting him some early near-falls. The match doesn't last long, Marskell ending it with the Bethlehem Stretch.

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Things get back underway, and we find Brandell and Reg Reagan in the dressing room sharing a carton of KB.
Randell: Go the Panthers!
Reg: That side has no biff. No balls. No toughness.
Randell: What are you talking about? Ross hit Tallis a few months ago.
Reg: A few months ago. That's my point. There should be biff every match. They should be lining up to punch dickheads like Tallis and bucket-arse Johns and Jelly 'I like boys' Adams.
Camera pans out to find Jelly Adams in the room, he looks pissed
Jelly: What was that Reagan?
Reg: I said 'Jelly 'I like Boys' Adams'. As in, you like to play hide the sausage with your backdoor buddies. Did I stutter?
Jelly: What!? I want your ass tonight Reg.
Reg: I bet you do.
Jelly: Not like that! I want to kick it.
Reg: (Stands up) Yeah? How about now Jello?
Jelly: I can't, I've got a match tonight to defend my World Title.
Reg: Then throw me in the dance. I'll bring back the biff on all three of you.
Jelly: I'll see what I can do. (Runs away)

Brandell vs. Steve Simmons
A good old fashioned brawl match ensues, with both competitors getting in some good offence. Steve looks to have things under his belt when he sets Brandell up for a power-bomb, but it is reversed into a back-drop, and Brandell picks up the win after a top rope splash.

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Back in the ring we find Roger Bossert, he's wearing a ref's shirt.
Roger: Tonight, to eliminate the chance of a screw-job, I'll be officiating the #1 tag contenders match between Gay Pride and Michael Vella. If I see any members of the Maltese Terriers or the Oxford Street Posse down here- I'll rule an automatic DQ. Got it?
(The other teams nod)

Gay Pride vs. The Kebab Brothers for Tag Contendership
Things get underway with Maleky and Aaron in the ring- but things ebb too and fro as both sides showcase their ability. Gay Pride look set to score a win when suddenly Michael Vella hits the ring. Roger turns his back blatantly, and Vella lays out Aaron with the belt. Trent tries to mount some offense, but is triple teamed and put through a table. Roger turns around to make the count, but he's dragged out of the ring by Chris Walker-Bush! Walker-Bush kicks him in the crotch, takes off the ref's shirt, and slides into the ring.

The time bought allows Aaron to kick out, and Walker-Bush is quick to get Vella out of the ring. The match gets back underway, with Roger still on the ground in pain. Aaron and Trent rally to pick up the win and the #1 contender's slot.

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We come back to find 'Charisma' Chris Maunder in the backstage area, he's congratulating Gay Pride on their big win. Natalie approaches.
Natalie: Hi Chris....
Chris: What do you want?
Natalie: I was wondering if you wanted me to come ringside with you tonight? You know... for morale support. And afterwards maybe I could show you some more team spirit....
Chris: No thanks Natalie. Everytime you come near my ring I get hurt. I'd rather take these to guys down to my ring, at least I wouldn't take a pounding then.
Natalie: Oh, ok...

Charisma is accompanied to the ring by Gay Pride.
'Charisma' Chris Maunder vs. Josh Hussey for Pacific Contendership
Hussey wastes no time in getting in a few cheap hits, attacking Maunder from behind (convenient, huh?) while he's getting ready. Maunder doesn't take long to get back into the swing of things, and soon there'a s real match on our hands.

Bossert makes his way ringside not long into the match, for 'moral support', but soon gets involved in the match. When he is audacious enough to get in ring, Reg Reagan storms the ring and beats Roger out through the crowd. Back in the ring, Maunder hits a shooting star press to snare a win!

After the match, Maunder is celebrating with Gay Pride, getting lots of hugs and pats on the backside. Backstage a very glum Natalie looks on.

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We're in Bossert's 'office' (which is a table in a storage room). He's got Reg Reagan there.
Bossert: Since you find it so funny to interfere in matches and attack your superiors- I'm going to give you some action tonight. But not for the World Title. You'll take on JD Marskell, Andrew Young, the Kebab Brothers, and my newest B.A.T member right now!

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After the break we're in ring with JD, Young, Roger, and the Kebab Brothers.
Roger: Tonight I'll be announcing my latest B.A.T member. You've all seen him dominate in the world of League. Well now he's come to the ASWF to dominate here. Give an almighty 'Amen' for 'The Priest' Jason Stevens!
ode to Joy hits and Jason Stevens comes to the ring in a priest's garb.
Jason: Praise Jesus everybody! I have come to the ASWF to take down the sinners, and I'll start with Reg Reagan. Reg has committed adultery. He has taken the Lord's name in vain. He has dishonoured his mother and father. Tonight I will break a commandment myself. Thou shalt not kill.

Reg Reagan vs. JD Marskell, Andrew Young, The Kebab Brothers, and Jason Stevens
Reg starts out against Andrew Young, and has little trouble accounting for him, a stalling suplex eliminating the talentless cruiserweight. Next in is 'The People's Jew' who is treated like he's in pre-war Germany. Reg shows no mercy, a triple powerbomb pin eliminating the #1 contender for the Cruserweight gold. Next in is Jason Stevens, and he gives Reg a real run for his money. Brandell rushes down at this point, but gets beaten down with chairs by The Kebab Brothers.

Back in ring, Stevens attempts to lock in the Atomic Wedgie on Reagan, but a bulldog gets the Aussie battler out of it. He then roars 'Bring Back the Biff' and hits his Biff combo to eliminate B.A.T's newest member.

Next in is not one, but both of the Kebab Brothers. Reg holds his own for a while, but weight of numbers bear him down, with the Kebab Brothers putting him through a table and pouring KB all over him after the win.

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MrCharisma is out in the ring with Vella and Fenech.
Charisma: Shut up! Stooges and Bitches. Ish have come to da ring to make an importance announcement. As you know I am a talented champion at everything, and I have debuted my first single “You ain’t nothing but a Stooge” with my brova Sleek the Elite. Because I am so talented I’ve had to wear sunglasses inside so I’ve hired a manager. She’s sexy, she’s fine, she’s mine and she’s wog. Leb Chick!

Leb Chick, a cute in an Ethnic way, makes her way out with Sleek. MrCharisma and Sleek then bust a rhyme.

Mid-way, Marshal and Wizard 1o1 rush out and beat down the pair. Sleek hits back with a Macedonian sub-atomic spinning snap kick, which misses Marshal, and hits MrCharisma instead. He waves to the crowd and leaves with Leb Chick.

MrCharisma, Mario Fenech, and Michael Vella vs. Marshal Boyd and Wizard 1o1
Marshal doesn't struggle when Fenech is the unlucky first person in the ring, but once Vella is tagged in he uses his experience to wear down the Eelboy. The customary double tag sees Wizard 1o1 in ring with Charisma, and an exchange in which every punch knocks down whoever Wizard hits- he clears the ring and goes up top to hit a massive frog splash on the Ethnic Champion. The pin is broken by Mario, who is given a clothesline for his troubles. Weight of numbers again bears down Wizard 1o1, who finally manages to hit a neck-breaker on Charisma to tag in Marshal. Boyd beats down Charisma, and sets him up for a sambo suplex when Vella hits him with the title. The ref calls for a DQ.

The Maltese Terriers don't seem finished, and they beat down the pair before taunting the crowd. Leb Chick comes out and is given a big, sloppy, garlicy kiss from MrCharisma.

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Backstage is Natalie, who is preparing to go when Roger enters.
Roger: Where do you think you're going?
Natalie: Well, I'm not booked in a match tonight, so I figured I'd...
Roger: Not booked? Do you think I'd leave my most 'talented' superstar without any attention?
Natalie: Well...
Roger: You'll be taking on one very handsome man and one not so handsome man tonight.
Natalie: So I'm in a tag match?
Roger: No, you'll face Lance Rats and I in a handicap match. Loser stripes.
Natalie: Loser strips!?
Roger: You heard me babe. Loser strips. Get some gear on so I can take it off.

Roger Bossert and Lance Rats vs. Natalie Gruzlewski in a Loser Strips Match
Natalie starts off with plenty of fire and aggression, and this leaves Rats shell-shocked. She hits a missile drop-kick off the turn-buckle to knock Roger off the apron, and You're Dumped almost snares a quick win. Bossert leaps into the ring to make the save, and a double team suplex sees Natalie on the back-foot.

Roger lets Rats work her down, before tagging himself in to pick up the win.

Natalie reluctantly stands, and Roger signals to get 'Big Spender' on the stereo. Natalie looks disgusted, but she starts to seductively strip. Suddenly Chris Maunder hits the ring, attacks Roger, and covers Natalie up before she can get her gear off! The crowd boos as he leads her backstage.

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We find Chris Maunder and Natalie in a room backstage.
Natalie: Thanks for saving me out there.
Chris: No worries.
Maleky O'Connor enters.
Maleky: What the hell did you do that for?
Chris: Do what for?
Maleky: (Shakes head and leaves)

Next up is the three way World Title match.

Jelly Adams vs. Sharpedo vs. DJMaC for the World Title
The match has plenty of intensity early on, with Sharpedo targetting Jelly ruthlessly. DJMaC seems content to wait for the others to get worn down, but breaks up a near-fall after Sharpedo hit a hard snap kick on Jelly. The match is fairly well dominated by Sharpedo and Jelly- and DJMaC's injury sees him take on a limited role.

DJMaC's eventual involvement leads to the match's end, with the big guy nailing Sharpedo with a big boot, only to be rolled up in a schoolboy by Jelly Adams for the win.

After the match, Bossert is in the ring.
Bossert: Chris, I bet you think you got out of tonight scott-free. I won't forget the fact you interfered in my matches. Nor will I forget the fact that you're a tyrant. You'll take on Big Schmo tonight.

Chris Walker-Bush vs. Big Schmo in a No DQ Match
Big Schmo is obviously the dominant wrestler in this match, but Walker-Bush's tenacity continually sees him evade Schmo and a pinfall situation. When he does mount some offence, Schmo quickly beats him down, and sets him up for the jack-knife powerbomb. He hits it, but the ref doesn't count. Schmo gets up to accost the ref, only to get a kick in the crotch and a German suplex!

The ref tears off a mask, and it's Marshal Boyd! He counts Walker-Bush's pin, and the two are cheered as the show ends!