Melbourne....name what you want in exchange for the services of Anthony Tupou.

I want my side to look considerably better...

shouldnt be too difficult considering it currently looks like South Sydney 9th division...

The state of things at my club may not necessarily be brilliant, but when your forward pack is a soft as the layer of skin that hangs from kim beazley's arms, your in no position to be casting stones.

Thats why i think Lloydy should be in melbourne next season...

haha - kim beazley has notably toned up mr benny. I think that a forward pack now boasting the best 3 second rowers in world rugby is not to be tangled with. Dont enrage us! As for your impassioned begging for lloyd, well thats just pathetic!

The key phrase there is 'world rugby'. Rugby is a code that allows even the most rotund of individuals to aspire to greatness. There's no room for overweight asses like Dunning in the real man's code

Impassioned, i havent been impassioned since those long nights of holding your grandma's daughter. As for the best 3 back rowers in the world, i thought you liked union players, its a bit of a contradiction there, Lol.

Lloyd belongs in Melbourne. I want to start a campaign to bring lloyd to the Gold Coast titans, a 106 kg centre who hits as hard as lloyd would be dynamite 10 metres out from the line.