ASWF Winter WarFare
Sydney

Last Man Standing Match
Trent Bowman vs. IanG

No Holds Bared Match
Jason "Murder" Lane vs. Johnny Law

Hardcore Title Match
The Beef© vs. Kid Suicide vs. Chris Kazima

Quincy Penfold vs. Sean "Carnage" Lawrence

ASWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Big Pete vs. DJ U-Neek©

Sorry to post without your permission Chris Columbus just decided to speed the process up so people could get their promos down for their matches.

BTW CWB either PM Columbus or myself on what match you'd like to interfere in.

Let the games begin!

The copywrite warning flashes across the screen. A laughable parody on a federation highly unlikely to be rebroadcast in any form or manner. The blackness fades and turns to another grey day...

The crisp air outside the Sydney ASWF arena is rank with smudge and decay. The clouds hang drearily and a sole grubby (almost orphan like) pidgeon struggles against the desolation of a cold world as it it slaps its wing up and down in a most impotent fashion. Sadly it seems to cough, and tragically its wings give up. it plummets from the sky. Surely another tragic life is to end on this most horrid day in the slums of old sydney town. The camera follows the desecration downward in its spiral.

The bird is just about to hit the ground, when #SUDDENLY# a charmed and well polished hand catches it with grace of an English wicket keeper taking yet another Ricky Ponting or Adam Gilchrist knick. The hand belongs to none other than SQP3, well mannered gent and well known savior of the ASWF.

SQP3: There THERE my fair breasted fall-LING! Fear not! It is I, Sir Quincy Penfold the Third of unquestionable lineage!!

(AMAZINGLY, all the clouds dissapear, all smog seems to dissipate and vanquish, a flower is seen spawning through the cracks of the footpath and a homeless man throws off his grimy sack sheet and dances a jig merrily - O SO MERRILY) SQP3 pats the bird, its chest puffs out and miraculously flies off.

SQP3:So it written, so it shall come to pass. no more time for jovalry and frolicking - tonight the good and noble sire of all that is shapely endevours to right all that is wrong once again! SQP3 has a mission in store and it will not be stopped again by any such dindle-LAD-A-BURYS that have distracted i in the past. ONWARDS i propel!!

SQP3 stalks handsomely into the arena as a fantastic rainbow sets in his wake.

Reporter: Rumour has run like a mad infected vaginal rash as of late about the return of the former champion Brandell. And I have it on good authority that he is just about to arrive just out here in the back entrance...

An old 74 Fairlane arrives out the back and a man gets out of the drivers side and as he does beer cans flow out the side. He walks around to the other side of the door and opens it as he does this massive belch comes from the occupant within

Reg: You dirty prick that reeks

Brandell: Well tell your mum to clean her pussy next time.

They both laugh and the reporter comes over

Reporter: Brandell welcome back to the ASWF

Brandell: Oh look Regie its one of those young pre pubescent poofters that Bushie used to get to report.

Reg:Yeah report thats the word for it, what do you want you nancy little bitch boy...

Reporter: I wanted to know just as the entire ASWF world wants to know what are you planning to do now that your back.

Reg: Well hopefully I plan to get laid tonight by a young pre pubescent reporter who asks stupid questions...

Brandell and Reg laugh again grabbing their crotches and girating

Reporter: I was asking Brandell Mr Reg sir

Brandell: What do I plan to do? Me former champion and veteran of multiple ASWF's what do I plan to do?

Reporter: Why yes sir...

Brandell: Why nothing...I came here to do two things to sink alot of piss and...and...what was the other one?

Reg: Masturbate over divas?

Brandell:Yes Masturbate over divas thats it and not one damn person is going to stop me...you know why...cause Reg dared me to spooge in the ring and not get arrested. And by god I'll do it.

Brandell and Reg storm off towards the building.

Ian Gorton's Music Starts playing and he emerges from the stage area and heads to the ring

Announcer: The folloing contest is the Last Man Standing Match. Making his way to the ring from Newcastle NSW, Weighing in at 95kg. Ian Gorton

Ian then grabs the mic off the announcer

IAN: Cut the friggin' music.

The music stops

IAN: Trent Bowman. Tonight you will see what it's like to ride in the back of an ambo after I've finished with you. You may not be defending your belt tonight but I don't care I don't want your belt. I want your pride and your dignity. I'm gonna humiliate you, Im gonna embarrase you and Im gonna degrade you, like you've done to me for the last.... I dunno how long. Now get your ase out here right now, cuz I wanna get this match over with so I an get out of this piss hole SYdney.

Crowd boos big time

As Ian gorton throws the mic out into the crowd and looks expectantly up at the ramp...

The strains not of mr Bowmans dashing theme song but of the delightful British Symphony Orchestra hit the speakers and out strolls SQP3, with a cup of earl Grey in his left hand (pinky up of course!) amd a microhonic speaker in his right.

SQP3: Oh Ian G, you withering gutter-SNIPE, halt with the beligerence and say something NICE...about....this delightful and quaint populace! OH I SAY! (crowd cheers)

SQP3 wanders down towards the ring and behind him a rather comfortable looking easy chair and arm table is brought down to the ring by some volunteer disabled children. SQP3 bows to them and they dance away happily, seemingly cured of their various ailments if only temporarily.

Ian g looks baffled, flabbergasted and stumped simultaneoulsy.

SQP3:Thats Right belching toad-frog, i am here to observe your meaningless match and to adjudicate your performence. If i hear one more gaseous belch from that unwashed mouth of yours, i shall glide into that ring and render you unconscious!! OH I SAY!!

SQP3 settles into his easy chair, pours some tea and readys himself for this awful display of athleticism unknown....

Pre ASWF Build Up Show

Hello all readers of the ASWF product. Today we welcome you to something a little bit different from the ASWF company a build up show to remind fans why these matches are here and the past occurances. So let's get started shall we?

Jason "Murder" Lane vs. Johnny Law

Jason "Murder" Lane has definatly come accross as one of the toughest SOB's in the ASWF. After going 12mins with a ASWF veteran Quincy Penfold Jason Murder Lane withstood vicious chair shots from Johnny Law. This match was decided by Chris Columbus so Lane would be able to get his hands on Law and end their dispute.

Triple Threat Hardcore Match
Chris Kazima vs. Kid Suicide vs. The Beef ©

The Beef has taken a lot of punishment in the last few months. Having already surviving a ladder match with two other talented wrestlers the Beef finds himself defending his title against two very excited ASWF wrestlers. Chris Kazima already holds a pinfall victory over the Beef. While Kid Suicide made a very entertaining debut coming extremely close to becoming the new hardcore champion on debut. Chris Columus decided to reward the fans with what he has personally picked to be the best Hardcore match in ASWF history. So who's the hot tip for this match? Well there is no telling especially with these wrestlers. Just sit back and enjoy Cruiserweight/Hardcore at it's finest.

Quincy Penfold vs. Sean "Carnage" Lawrence

Sean Lawrence has certainly changed his career around. Starting out as the Assasian he was known for being a very talented wrestler as well as being able to entertain the crowd. However now known as Carnage Lawrence is now known as one of the best wrestlers in this compnay let alone the world and the atmosphere he creates is one to be seen. Having rampaged through the ASWF Lawrence finds himself against an ASWF Icon in Quincy Penfold. Quincy is still regarded as one of the smartest wrestlers in the business however it may take more than brains to defeat Carnage. Chris Columbus put this match together as a test for Carnage. If Carnage wins this match he may find himself getting a shot at the ASWF Title. If not then it's back to the drawing board.

Last Man Standing Match
Trent Bowman vs. IanG

Possibly one of the longest feuds in ASWF history and certainly one of the most memorable. IanG and Trent Bowman square off for the last time in a Last Man Standing Match. Both opponents have such different wrestling styles but to their credit have been putting on entertaining matches throughout this feud. ASWF fans have been anticapating the end to this feud for a long time so they can recognise one wrestler as the true winner. IanG got the last win, having made Bowman tap out to what could be described as one of the most dangerous finishers since the Vertebreaker.

ASWF Title Match
Big Pete vs. DJ U-Neek ©

Another rivalry comes to an end tonight when Big Pete takes on DJ U-Neek for the forth and final time. Big Pete started out as the fan favourite and had an established run at the title but never quite got there. After failing for the forth time the crowd turned their back on Pete who retaliated by cleaning out DJ U-Neek, Trent Bowman and even his own tag team partner Quincy Penfold. Pete defeated Penfold to earn right to face DJ U-Neek at this very PPV. Weeks passed and the two swapped blows. However after Chris Walker Bush left the ASWF and Chris Columbus bought the company Pete had to prove himself again. This time however he had to face the champion himself in a Non-Title Match. Luckily enough for Pete DJ was involved in a Car Crash with good buddy Ben Cross which left him at less than 100%. Pete picked up the easy victory.

The feud continued onto next week where DJ got his revenge on Pete when he severely beat him while Pete was celebrating his first ever victory over UFC legend Martli. Pete then encountered DJ just as ASWF turmoil was finishing and the two continued to beat on one another some more.

The next week Pete was unable to wrestle due to the beating he received from the hands of DJ. While DJ still had bumps and bruises but still wrestled IanG for his belt under extremely tough circumstances as Pete was ref. Pete kept the match pretty fair until DJ criticised one of his calls in which Pete reacted giving him an Even Flow DDT. Pete awarded IanG the title to the shock of ASWF fans and wrestlers a like. However Chris Columbus rightfully declared the match to be put as Void because of Pete's actions and sent in a new referee for the match to re-start. In what was a matter of seconds DJ had retained his title to the disgust of IanG and Big Pete a like.

So what do these two have instore for each other at this PPV? Will Pete make another plan? Or will DJ show why he is arguably the best wrestler in the world. Fans of the ASWF expect this to be one of the match of the year candidates and we certainly agree with their opinions as every match these two have had are always entertaining.


So that's it folks thanks for joining us and in less than a weeks time I hope you join us again as ASWF presents Winter WarFare live!

*Camera Fades to black as the host stands there*

Awesome hype show. When do you want promos in so you can generate results?

Cheers CWB means a lot.

By next Saturday if that's possible. I'll be posting results from 4pm onwards.

If I get all the promo's in before then I'll start straight away.

I already have promos by IanG, Brandell and Quincy

If I could get Trent, DJ and Carnage then I'd start as soon as they posted their promos.

BTW I spoke to Columbus yesterday he's going flat out and is extremely busy. So I'll be officially taking care of this PPV.

promo will be up tonight :D

OOC: Ill put mine up either tonight or tomorrow morning.

**Trapt - Headstrong blasts hits the arena as the crowd rise as one to see Dj U-Neek stride confidently to the ring, pauseing for photos and hi-fiving fans as he makes his way down the ring... he slides in the ring and poses on all 4 turnbuckles to a flood of camera flashes as he holds the ASWF title above his head... he grabs a mic**

**crowd continue to cheer and chant Dj's name... he signals for quiet and as sheep to their sheapard, the crowd quieten down to hear what DJ has to say**

Dj U-Neek: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girl, U-Neek freaks of all ages, make some MUTHERFUCKING NOISEEE!!!

**crowd pop again as Dj holds his title up and awaits for some quiet again**

Dj U-Neek: Last week, on Edge, i faced Ian Gorton, for this world title, last week on Edge, Big Pete made a big mistake, he alsmost cost me that title... that is the last mistake Big Pete will make... for months now me and him have gone toe to toe, and tonight it all comes to a head he's made me lower myself a level i never thought id get to... im a man of honour and pride, if i got a beef with some punk, i take it straight up to them... face to face... man to man... But Pete, he aint that sort that sorta guy, that man thrives on the cloak and dagger shit, and he forced me down to that level... but tonight that comes to end... tonight me and Pete end this shit...

Dj U-Neek: You got no where to run Pete... no where to hide, you cant sneak up on me and you cant jump me... you cant scout me and you cant counter act me... tonight you gotta front up and man the fuck up to the most U-Neek athlete in this business and you gotta do it infront this packed out Sydney crowd of over 20 000 U-Neek freaks...

**crowd pops for DJ again, and continue chanting "D-J"**

Dj U-Neek: Tonight DJ U-Neek is gonna do what DJ U-Neek does best, and thats entertain the fans while kicking Big Pete's arse from Darling Habour to Bondi and all over the sydney CBD! Tonight I walk into Winter Warfare ASWF World Champion and im walking out ASWF World Champion... So i ask you for the final time... what you gonna do Pete? When DJ U-Neek turns the tables?

**Dj throws the mic down and poses for the crowd to a wave of camera flashes...**

*A pre-taped promo begins to air over the arena and the giant screen, and the fans start cheering wildly as the Pacific Champion walks into the picture*

Trent: As you can see, at this point in time, I am at home relaxing after that vicious last match between Gorton and myself, ive given myself a few days to heal my wounds, before I reopen them while kicking his ass all over WINTER WAR FARE!!!!!

*the crowd erupts in cheers*

Trent: Gorton, rest assured, this time things will be different, ill have any and every possible weapon available to me to torture you with, fire extinguishers, ladders, sledge hammers, tables, chairs, kendo sticks, batons, ring bells, glass panels, you name it, im bringing it, I may even consider asking a close friend for the loan of a certain barbed wire baseball bat and bag of thumb tacks.

*the crowd starts chanting OX OX OX OX OX OX OX*

Trent: And you know why Gorton, because, you humiliated me, never before have I tapped out, and while I didnt tap in our last match, you made it so that I couldnt continue, and that, is humiliating, so, my friend, Winter War Fare, you can rest assured, that I am going to use every barbaric weapon I can think off to bring your ass down.....for good :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :censored:

*And with that, the tape ends, much to the dismay of the sold out crowd*

Camera flicks to Sir Quincy Penfold the Third who is clapping politely from his ringside arm chair. He seems to have found a little flag that says ¨Trents rocks¨.
He waves his little flag and nibbles delightfully on a well-jammed crossont. The camera zooms in on his very well manicured moustache.

*Promo Ad begins*

War is upon us.

*Clips of Johnny Law hitting Murder Lane with the chair are shown*

Can the brave

*Quick Images of DJ U-Neek and Trent Bowman are shown*

Defeat the mighty?

*Darker images of Big Pete and IanG are shown one after the other*

However this isn't any kind of war....this is ASWF Winter War

*ASWF Logo explodes with snow as clips of matches and moves are put together*

Many surprises are in store

*Brandell and Reg Reagan are shown posing at the entrance ramp*

So what are you waiting for?

the ASWF wants you!

ASWF Winter War Live 10th of December at a sold out Sydney Stadium

*PPV details are shown before the ad turns to black*

After SQP3 Sets Up Camp At Ringside Ian grabs the mic again

After SQP3 Sets Up Camp At Ringside Ian grabs the mic again

IAN: Listen to my you pommie ponce porno actor wanna be. If you even think of getting involved in my match tonight, you'll be going to the hospital along with Bowman tonight

Sir Quincy Penfold the Third puts his cup of tea down and sweeps a few smidgeons of crossont from his robe. He stands up and walks to the edge of the ring. He motions for a microphone. He shakes his head slowly before speaking in a magnificent and well spoken English.

SQP3:OH I SAY!! Are you gibbering in my direction you snivelling grease bat? I find your attitude most unworthy of human life and insist that you desist in abusing the Queens language with such unintelligle and glib comments. You APPAUL me you motherless peasant! OH I SAY, if i wasn´t such a jolly good gentlemen i would climb up there and spank you like an english nanny! That is, if i wasnt so worried that you smell like bottom!

SQP3 takes off his robe to reveal he is wearing new wrestling attire. The crowd ooh´s and arr´s. He looks like a million trillion dollars!

The Pyro's start blazing as ASWF Winter WarFare starts. The sides of the entrance ramp are covered in snow as the commentators sit ringside to get us under way. They go through all the matches and hype the show as much as they possibly could until eventually Kid Suicides music hits.

Match # 1
Triple Threat Hardcore Match for the ASWF Hardcore title.
Kid Suicide vs. Chris Kazima vs. The Beef ©
Each wrestler makes their entrances with The Beef getting the loudest as he plays to the crowd. Before the match can start however a familiar tune hits the arena and out comes Drunken Phantom to a surprise pop from the crowd.

Drunken Phantom: What the hell is going on here? I take a few weeks vacation and somehow The Beef steals my title. This match shouldn't be taking place I want to speak to the owner of this god damn company.

Chris Columbus appears on the titatron

Chris Columbus: It seems we have a problem. Sadly I wasn't with the company when you left and I'm not up to speed with all the rules so I'll tell you what. Tonight I'll include you in tonights match to compete for the Hardcore title how does that sound?

Drunken Phantom thinks for awhile until he puts his mic back to his mouth

Drunken Phantom: You got yourself a deal.

Drunken Phantom makes his way down to the ring to start the match.

Match #1
Fatal Four Way Hardcore Title Match
Kid Suicide vs. Chris Kazima vs. Drunken Phantom vs. The Beef ©

Hardcore Rules:
No DQ
Pins count anywhere
Anything goes

The match gets underway with each men on opposite corners. Eventually they all meet in the middle with each going for a dropkick all at the same time but missing. They then turn on the man that they were currently facing, The Beef on Chris Kazima and Kid Suicide on Drunken Phantom. Each bout if practically even until The Beef starts dominating Chris Kazima and gets him with a very sluggish DDT. As soon as that happens Kid Suicide starts trying to get Drunken Phantom off guard with his kicks however one of them is caught and turned into a leg sweep. As both of the fallen men try to get up off the ground The Beef and Phantom start working on each other. Suicide and Kazima get to their feet and begin grappling one another with Kazima easily getting the advantage and puts on a very high impact suplex which everyone in the arena felt. He goes for the cover 1…2 Both Brandell and Phantom charge and break up the pin as the match continues. The match continues with 3 of them in the ring as Suicide rolls into the outside trying to catch his breath. Phantom and Kazima start ganging up on The Beef. Kazima holds The Beef while Phantom goes to work on his stomach. The Beef starts spitting out blood as he eventually fights back with a kick into Kazimas groin and a hurricarana pin on Phantom. Cover 1..2 Phantom kicks out. The Beef gets up and wait for Kazima and Phantom which he hits a double clothesline on which sends both Kazima and Phantom out. The Beef the climbs the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault on both wrestlers. Cover 1…2….Suicide breaks the pin with a vicious chair shot to the back of The Beefs head. Suicide works on every wrestler with the chair before he climbs inside the ring. He then runs from one rope and launches himself over the rope onto the outside with what can be described as a 360 Leg Drop which each wrestler on the ground feels. Each man is now wasted on the ground. Suicide is clutching as his knee as he screams in pain. Eventually The Beef is the first to get up as the others don’t appear to be moving. He starts setting up some weapons which include a table, a chair and some thumbtacks. Kid Suicide tries to stand but his knee gives way, he can’t get up. The Beef comes over and helps Kazima to his feet and then smacks Kazima in the face with a powerful chair shot to the face which leaves Kazima as a bloody wreck. He then picks up Phantom and drags him towards the table. The Beef then pours thumbtacks onto the table as the fans start to groan in terror of what the Beef is going to do. Phantom tries his best to get some offence but after taking the full effect of the 360 Leg Drop it’s not doing much to the Beef. The Beef hits an extremely hard punch which leaves Phantom bleeding from the mouth. Fans in the front row are deeply disturbed by this as the Beef climbs into the ring and onto the turnbuckle. Phantom is on the table and none of the other wrestlers appear to be getting up as he hits a 450 Splash on the Phantom through a table full of Thumbtacks. The Beef then puts an arm across Phantom 1 2 3. This one is over.
Winner and Still ASWF Hardcore Champion The Beef.

The Beef catches his breath as the refs attend to all the fallen wrestlers. He grabs the mic and starts bad mouthing Drunken Phantom and starts getting booed. The Beef takes offence to it and starts bad mouthing the crowd. Until a familiar tune hits. It’s BRANDELL and he comes out to a huge pop as he’s with Reg Reagan. Brandell then shuts down The Beef and comes into the ring. In which he leaves The Beef a bloody mess. Brandell poses for the crowd as Reg keeps working on The Beef until eventually the refs come into collect the bloody and bruised champion.

Writers note: Sorry to only post one match. I'm extremely busy helping at my dads party. I'll be sure to write a lot more tomorrow.

*Cameras pan to the backstage area, where in a lockerroom, a trolley full of all sorts of barbaric instruments of destruction are waiting*

Match #2
Jason Murder Lane vs. Johnny Law
No Holds Barred Match

Quick Summary: The match starts out with Jason Murder Lane dominating. He hits Law with a range of Suplexs, DDTs and finishes this off with a clothesline. He signals for the Murder Lane however Law low blows Lane when he gets towards the turnbuckles. Law starts dominating thanks to his trusty briefcase. He then hits the Summons (A Tombstone Piledriver) onto the briefcase. It looks to be over but Lane kicks out at 2. The crowd is shocked. Law goes for the Summons again but Lane reverses it into a pin and scores the upset victory.

Winner: Jason "Murder" Lane at 8:09 via pinfall

Match #3
Quincy vs. Carnage

Quick Summary: Both wrestlers make their way to the ring. THe crowd is behind Quincy as he dominates the match early. Quincy then hits the Bionic Elbow which in most cases signals the end to the matches. However Carnage kicks out at 1. The crowd is amazed. Quincy hits the Vertical suplex into a piledriver, a lethal move. He covers again kick out at an early 2. The crowd is once again. Carnage gets up again with a smile on his face. He starts dominating Quincy with ease, it's easy to see he doesn't really care about the match but just inflicting pain into his opponent. He goes and gets a chair from the crowd and smacks Quincy's head with it causing Quincy to bleed and the match to be called off.

The refs all rush down and they all have to carry Carnage off who is laughing like a psycho. Quincy gets to his feet as the crowd claps his courage.

A chair is then set up. It resembles something of a throne. I wonder who this is for? Find out when ASWF comes back from it's break.

Next installment...

A detailed blow by blow Trent Bowman vs. IanG Last Man Standing Match.

Then...

The Main Event.

Stay tuned.

This is coming along geat. The promo work for it was really good and the matches have been entertaining as well.

Yeah the matches so far have been awesome, cant wait to see what happens in my match

Yes, i think its delightful that i promo above and beyond and still get pummeled senseless by some idiot who doesnt even promo.

Trent is shown psyching himself up for the match. While Miss Devine is crying as she hugs and kisses IanG praying for his safety. IanG wants her to stay in the locker room so she won't have to see what kind of violence takes place in the ring. With a final kiss goodbye IanG walks out of the locker room as Miss Devine sobs. Both wrestlers leave their rings and await for their entrance music to start so their match can begin.

Match #4
Last Man Standing Match
IanG vs. Trent Bowman

IanG makes his way to the ring slower than usual he is definatly showing the signs of stress. As he walks around in the ring waiting for Trent Bowman to appear Quincy's music blasts through the arena.

After going through their short skit we now know the throne on the entrance ramp belongs to Quincy who sits their looking high and mighty.

Trents music then blasts through the arena. He receives an enormous pop from the crowd as he brings down his bandwagon of weapons. It appears to be chockers full of a lot of interesting gadgets. Trent lays the bandwagon to the steel stairs closest to the entrance ramp as he enters the ring. He poses to the crowd which gives him a louder cheer before he goes to the South-Western turnbuckle as IanG goes to the one opposing it. The referee then brings the two into the middle and makes sure they understand the rules. Both wrestler nods their heads as the bell sounds for this historic clash.

The two wrestlers start out circling each other looking for any weakness. Trent starts out with a few punches however Ian skilfully catches one and returns a haymaker straight into Trents stomach. The crowd groans as Trent tries to gain his breath. Ian then decides to work on Trents legs. He puts Trent into a One Legged Boston Crab move. The move is obviously working as Trent tries his best to get to the ropes as fast as he can. However Ian being the submission expert drags him back into the middle. Trent collapses onto the ground. Could this be over sooner than we thought? Ref looks to start the account amazingly however Trent rolls up Ian into a ankle lock submission. This is short lived however when Ian gets his other leg to kick Trent in the groin. That’s Ian’s strongest points, his submission moves he knows each move inside and out. Ian gets back to his feet as he kicks Trent in the mid section and hits a nice DDT. Trent is quick to get up and catches Ian off guard and puts Ian into a nice suplex. The impact onto the canvas was very loud especially for a suplex. He then starts working Ian over while he’s on the ground. Punching him roughly 6 times and finishes it off with an elbow to Trents face. Quincy is heard laughing and clapping in the background as the match continues. Trent gets to his feet and runs to the ropes lining Ian up. Ian gets to his feet and is then met with a powerful diving clothesline by Trent. Ian is on the ground and it appears Trent may of broken his nose as blood is spewing everywhere. Trent uses this to his advantage and while Ian is on the ground hits a few punches on his nose and then rubs his elbow onto Ians nose as Ian screams in agony. Trent rises to his feet, as Ian uses the ropes to help him up. Trent goes for a normal clothesline this time which sends both opponents over the top rope. Trent is quick to his feet as Ian is still lying on the ground with blood pouring from his nose. Trent decides to bring out some of the weapons he bought with him for the match. Trent pulls up a steel chair bags it against the steel stairs and then slides it into the ring. He then pulls out a Barb Wire 2 x 4 and puts it down. He then finally decides on a sledge hammer as he starts to stalk Ian again. However by the time he gets there Ian is ready for him and once again he hits him with a kick to the gut this time he goes for a suplex onto the sledge hammer. Trent is screaming in pain as Ian grabs the hammer. He once again goes for the leg and connects with a sickening shot to Trents right knee cap. He tries for the other but Trent rolls and kicks Ian in the groin. Trent however is having trouble getting up. So Ian returns the groin shot this time only with the slege hammer. The crowd lets out a large groan as Trent rolls around in agony. Ian has a sickening smile on his face as the ref begins his count. Luckily Trent is near the announcing table and helps himself up onto it. Ian then elbows Trent into the stomach and attemps a Russian Leg Sweep. However Trent reverses it and turns it into a suplex except this time he puts Ian through the table. Trent is showing quite courage considering what Ian has done to his lower half. Both men lay down for quite some time. The referee gets to 6 before Trent finally gets to his feet and gets Ian onto his and puts him into a nice snapmare takedown. While he’s down Trent enters the ring and grabs his steel chair. As Ian tries to get up Trent hits Ian in the back with a stiff chair shot which could be heard throughout the arena. Trent then places the chair on Ian as he limps inside the ring. Trent must either be crazy or a genious as he climbs the turnbuckle closest to the prone body of IanG who’s laying still with the chair on his stomach. Trent then does a quick sign of the cross as he jumps from the top of the turnbuckle and onto Ians gut. Both men are down at this point. The ref gets his count pretty far until Trent finally makes his way at 6. As Trent is starting to celebrate Ian somehow gets up at now and catches Trent off guard with punches to the back. He then grabs Trent and puts him into a german suplex. As Trent is down, Ian quickly grabs his legs and puts him into the Sharpshooter. Trent is put into this for a good 2 minutes before he just pasts out. The ref once again begins his count as Ian is screaming for joy. Quincy is starting to boo and so are the crowd too as the refs count reaches 6. It reaches 7 and it seems IanG has loosen the hold. Big mistake as Trent somehow powers his way out of the hold. This leaves Quincy to cheer with the fans as both competitors continue the match. However it appears Ian has already done the damage as Trent collapses onto one knee. Ian takes advantage and applies his finisher the IanG Special which is practically a choke hold. Quincy gets off his throne and begins complaining to the referee who can’t do anything about it. Trent has passed out again and the ref begins his count. Quincy then tries to cheer Trent up again with the rest of the crowd but it doesn’t appear to be working the hold is too strong. The ref count reaches 8 and it appears Ian has this match well won. The ref counts 9 and starts to raise his arm to signify the 10th and last count until Quincy breaks the hold. Quincy has just cost Ian the match. Quincy yells at both Ian and the referee until he is told to leave the arena. In the end security drags him out as the match continues. Both men get to their feet and it appears Trent has shaken off the knee injury at least for now as they begin to grapple one another. This time Trent gets the best of Ian putting on a reverse DDT. Trent then slowly creeps over to his Barbwired 2 x 4 which he grags over. He then gets the barb wire and drags it across Ians face shredding him to pieces. Blood is pouring out of Ian this is not for the faint off heart as Ian starts begging for his life. Ians music then hits which forces Trent to stop. Whats going on here? Miss Devine who’s in tears makes her way to the ring with what appears to be a chair. She goes to hit Trent however he ducks and then hits her with a quick jab to the face. This match is too important to let a girl get the best of him. Ian is up and is outraged, he gets the hammer and begins laying waste to Trent and for a good minute makes Trent look like a bloody wreck as Ian is. The ref begins the count as Trent goes to check on his wife. The two hug as Trent appears to have lost the match. Trent is trying his best at 7 however the damage is too great. At 8 he’s leaning on the ring. By now he’s up one leg. By 9 ½ he’s nearly up. Until he’s up. Ian has his back turned as he tries to help his fallen wife. Trent then taps him on the shoulder. Ian starts punching the living daylights out of him and then starts to apply the IAN SPECIAL GRAPPLE. But somehow Trent gets out of it. Pure Adrenaline is kicking in now for Trent as he screams to crowd delight. Ian then starts to punch Trent again until one of his punches are caught and he hits the T-BONE CRUSH. Ian is out of it, his eyes are shut at the count of 8. At 9 they open and he tries desperately to get to his feet. However he collapses as Miss Devine screams and the ref finally counts 10 and this match is over.
Winner: Trent Bowman via T-Bone Crush in 35:10mins

The crowd applauds Trent as he poses on each rope with the title. Ian is taken away by stretcher with Miss Devine holding his hand while she’s still in tears. Trent then gets on the mic and congratulates all his fans for supporting him and starts to bad mouth Ian but congratulates him on a good match. He then poses until "Passive" by A Perfect Circle hits the arena. A colussus arrises from the stage as the name Avatar appear on the titatron. He makes his way slowly to the ring. As he enters the ring Trent tries to charge him however none of his punches are doing any damage. He then gets Trent in the mid section and hits an Emerald Fusion. The crowd is amazed at the move he then grabs Trents belt, stairs at it drops it onto Trents chest and then leaves the arena as the referees and doctors attend to the very bloody and fallen Trent Bowman.

Next Up:

THE MAIN EVENT.

Should be done tomorrow and the card for the first show for next month will be posted.

Sir Quincy Penfold the third, son of the Sir Quincy Penfold the Second and Favored Grandson of Sir Quincy Penfold the First is surveying the carpark after being escorted there by some of his fans dressed as security. He is approached by a tea vendor who quickly reloads his gentle fist with a goblet of the finest Earl Grey tea ever yielded. He raises his cup to security, siganls to various vagrants and bows to the gods that have blessed him so much.

SQP3: OH I SAY! And so forth my venture in this here federation is unveiled! It is my duty to sack, reek despair and right the wrongs of this outlandish federation. Ian Gorton, whether you perceive it is nobler in the mind to run, or to bare the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune lies at the door of your trailor abode! I am henceforth sent unto to reek havoc on those that are lame.LAME LAME LAME! To long has this good crowd born the runt of ludicrous repetitive and sleep ebhancing antics of many of this federation. OH I SAY!

SQP3, conveyor of all that is good and harsh judge of all that is lame proceeds to drain the final remnants of the goblet and proceed forth to his red, blue and white limousine.

Following his fear inspiring debut assault on Trent Bowman, Avatar is caught backstage by roving reporter, Rove McMannus.

Rove: Avatar, Avatar, do you want to explain your actions?

Avatar: Want has nothing to do with it. I need to explain my actions so that all of the people out there, all of the foggy eyed idiots, can now my true purpose and shake with the terror of my coming. I learned long ago that the strongest emotion was fear, and so I was chosen to spread its word. Consider this - fear, moreso than anything else, can make people achieve great things. It is fear that drives a husband to throw himself in the path of a bullet fired at his wife. It is fear of failure that drives a student to study, and it is fear of admitting your own failure that drives each and every person in the crowd to come here and lose themselves in mindless violence for a few hours each week.

Trent Bowman, you are about to be given an intensive study in fear and when I am done, you will have either died from the pressure or you'll have become a stronger man for it. Either way my work is done, for if I cannot teach a person to thrive through fear, than I shall purge the world of their weak heart.

Backstage: We see DJ U-Neek with the title around his shoulder as he wanders through the backstage arena

We then see Big Pete who is infront of a ASWF Logo as he looks to be preparing for a last minute promo

Big Pete: DJ I don't have to go through our pasts our differences as it's been said and done more times than a Lockyer and Johns debate. Tonight I am here to announce to the ASWF public something. In the spirit that DJ U-Neek is risking his ASWF Title being a man who is just as equal as DJ I will risk something. What I am risking is my Career, if I do not win then I will leave. However I must admit there is no other way I'd rather go out than versing the best wrestler in this god damn sport. However tonight DJ I'm not going down without a fight and I'm going to do anything to get my hand raised and hear the fans cheer out my name. This is it DJ...

Big Pete leaves as a hype video is shown of this two's feud

THE MAIN EVENT
ASWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
Big Pete vs. DJ U-Neek ©
"Smells like Teen Spirit" hits the arena as Big Pete makes his way to a chorus of boos. He enters the ring and slaps himself on the chest as if to pump himself up as he goes to the South Eastern Corner of the ring. "Headstrong" then blasts through the arena as every fan rises to their feet and give DJ the loudest pop of the night. DJ poses on the entrance ramp before running his way to the ring. He then lifts the title into the air and heads to the opposite corner of Big Pete. The two then approach each other in the middle, circle and embrace into a grapple. DJ gets Big Pete into a headlock fires away a few punches. He then throws Big Pete into the ropes and delivers a loud clothesline onto the upperbody of Big Pete who falls down hard. Pete gets up quickly and is met into a snap suplex by DJ. DJ poses to the crowd as Big Pete gets up again. DJ picks him up and throws him into the ropes and delivers a running DDT. DJ covers 1...Kick Out. Pete gets up he's getting tired though. DJ gets him into a grapple and gets Big Pete into another headlock, however this time Pete fires a few elbows to the stomach of DJ. He then throws DJ into the rope and hits a nice Belly to Back Suplex. DJ gets up nearly as quickly as Pete does and is then toss down by Pete when he charges at him. He gets back up but this time connects Pete with a nice right hook which sends Pete down. Pete brushes his mouth and notices blood as he rises to his feet he tries to hit DJ with a haymaker. DJ dodges the attempt and puts Pete into a Full Nelson Slam. It's obvious who's dominating as DJ goes for a cover. 1...2 Kick Out as the crowd groans. Pete is getting tired as he gets to his feet awhile after DJ does. They start hitting one another which DJ gets the best off as he sends Pete to the corner. However Pete knees DJ in the groin which the ref misses he then positions DJ into a heavy Powerbomb. DJ is down and Pete is finally on top of the match. Pete then puts DJ into a headlock. After he gets tired of that he then starts punching DJ's head until it starts to bleed. Pete then lifts DJ up and hits a reverse suplex. While he's down he puts on another headlock which takes away all of DJ's energy and when Pete gets bored of that he fires away more punches which makes DJ bleed more. Pete gets DJ to his feet and sends him over to the North Western Turnbuckle. He then positions DJ into a Top Turnbuckle POWERBOMB! He hits it and both men are down. Pete cralws over and puts an arm on DJ it could be over here 1....2...............KICK OUT. DJ kicks out!!!!!. Pete argues with the ref as he starts punching DJ again. He once again gets DJ onto his feet and this time hits a kick into the gut of DJ and then goes for a Evenflow DDT! However DJ throws Pete off. Pete rushes back at DJ however DJ leans over and gets Pete up into the TurnTables!!!! However as DJ is doing the move one of Petes legs accidently connect with the back of the refs neck sending him to the ground hard. As DJ finishes the move off with the RKO he covers Pete. However there is no ref to make the count. Smells Like Teen Spirit once again hits the ring but this time the new Tag team The Finishers make their way down to the ring. They start fighting DJ and start dominating him once the bigger one of the two hits a Spinebuster. They then Irish Whip DJ into the ropes and then deliver what appears to be a 3-D. DJ is down and The Finishers leave as Pete makes it to his feet. He wakes up the referee and is just about to to for the cover to become the new world heavyweight champion however the crowd is going nuts. They've thrown every bit of trash at Pete. Pete gets once again goes for the cover 1 2 Pete stands up shakes his head. Somethings up here with Pete he doesn't know what to do. In the end he helps DJ to his feet pats him on the back and seems to ask if he's okay. They then circle one another and begin the match again. This time DJ sends Pete into the ropes however Pete hits DJ in the gut and hits the EVENFLOW DDT. He covers DJ 1....2...............................................................................................KICK OUT. Last Split Second Kick Out by DJ. Pete gets to his feet and signals for the end as gets DJ into the position of the Tombstone. Dj counters and seems to put Pete into the Turntables. Pete knees DJ into the ribs and goes for another DDT. DJ however shoves Pete into the corner who goes for a kick however DJ catches it spins him around and puts on the TURNTABLES. Cover 1....2......3 Pete kicks out just a second too late as DJ picks up the well earnt victory.
Winner and STILL ASWF Champion DJ U-Neek via Turntables @ 23:17.

DJ holds the belt up in the air as all the fans cheer. He then poses on one of the turnbuckles as Pete gets to his feet. Pete looks ashamed and starts to head out. However DJ spots him and urges him to stay in. He shakes Pete's hand and then lifts it into the arena giving the two a big pop and a tiny Pete and DJ chant hit the arena. Pete's on the verge of tears as he does one last salute leaving DJ alone to celebrate with his title.

*Camera goes to black with Pete waving to the fans from the Entrance Ramp*

still the man B)
will be good to get onto another fued, hoping its another good promo'er like SQPIII

Your time will come, DJ U-Neek. Once Avatar has finished tutoring Trent Bowman in the art of fear, he will take the self proclaimed people's champion to a new realm of terror.

:P sorry, you'll have to speak up chris, i cant here you lowly jobbers from atop the ASWF Ladder

Maybe you should go up against the Man who got the job done back in the day. When promoing I am undefeated.

i own you ;-) :P