In the wake of the ASWF returning to the control of Chris Walker-Bush, what will happen?

The Beef vs. Mr Charisma © for the Hardcore Title

Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. Big Petefor #1 Pacific Contendership

Brandell vs. DJ U-Neek in a non-title match

Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence vs. Sir Quincy Penfold III for #1 Contendership

*"Smells like Teen Spirit" blasts through the arena as Big Pete makes his way out to the ring with all the fans booing him at every step he takes. Pete grabs a mic. and appears to be in a good mood.*

Big Pete: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the ASWF! A.K.A. The Most Horribly Run Federation that ever existed.

*Crowd boos*

Big Pete: Last night, you saw Big Pete lose to the un-defeated Trent Bowman.

*Crowd Cheers*

Big Pete: However in the end I became the winner. As I had achieve the goal I had wanted and that's Trent is too "exhausted" to be here tonight. Also Mr. Bowman you say how much you care about the fans and how you'd do anything for them however word is that you are looking to leave the ASWF and you are sick of CWB and his management.

*Crowd is in shock and is booing*

Big Pete: Yeah that's right ASWF fans, Mr. Loyalty himself dosn't even want to represent any of you so called fans anymore. Haha and what's worse is that you all believed in him and now he's done this all to you.

*Big Pete lets off this fake laugh as all the fans boo*

Big Pete: So who am I versing tonight? Oh that's right Average Ian the best booker in the business. So Ian remind me...how many times have you beaten me? Yeah that's right Ian, 0 Times. Just face facts, you cannot beat me, last time we wrestled it was on your show and of course I won. I just hope you give me a real fight tonight Gorton, none of those rest holds that last longer than an ASWF PPV.

Big Pete: Also CWB how stupid are you? Booking me in a Pacific Title Match? Seriously that title is as useless as the "Ian Gorton" title. Whatever happened to Quncy? Were you too concerned for his health? Tsk CWB your management is nearly as good as WCWs and before you know it, you'll be losing all your talented wrestlers and be left with nothing but junk.

*Big Pete leaves the areana, crowd dosn't know how to respond*

The camera cuts away from big Pete as a blue stretch SUV pulls up outside the arena. Its roof is marked with a union jack, and the door is emablazened with Penfold's Handlebar Moustache Emporium. The door is opened to reveal Dr Henderson Winegrass. He falls out the door and is soon followed by none other than the CEO and owner of Penfolds Mosutache Emporium - Sir Quincy Penfold the Third. He brushes through security, fans and reporters, walking walking and then half running until eventually he is under the jumbotron and then into the middle of the ring where Big Pete stands looking quite tiffed.

SQP3:Large Pete, you verbose dinosaur, believe me, shut your mouth and listen to these words i am about to spuriously unload. (crowd cheers - Big Pete looks crossed between ready to attack and wondering what the hell SQP3 is talking about) Splendid....Delightful. To the news of the day. The ASWF's most noteable statesman has been offered a shot at number one contendership. Isn't that RE-mark-A-ble? One prob-LEm! SQP3 has no interest in further shelacking Brandell or Sean Larinx any more then he is interested in dining on the local dishes of this retchid col-O-NY!...Yes, thats right.....and (points at Big Pete) that's where you come in my pie-munching chum! I want your match and i want Gorton! That jelly bellied snozwallow has offended me greatly and i am willing to trade you a shot at the world title just to restore some decency to the world! So what say you Large pete?? Do we have a deal or do i have to acclement matters myself??

....

*A video package begins to air, sitting outside Simon Woolford's coffee shop, on a phone call, looks to be the Pacific Champion, Trent 'The Ox' Bowman*


Trent: Listen Chris, I can understand why your giving me the night off, truth be told I am a little tired, its not as though I dont want to be there, people assume all sorts of different things these days, hell, I gave up quite a lucrative offer from Read to help you regain control of the ASWF, and you, have given me another shot at a career, which is something ill never forget.....

*Crowd cheers loudly*

Trent: Who knows, I may show up in some sort of guest capacity later tonight, or I might show up and shut someones mouth once and for all you just never know, but thanks for the night off anyway Chris.


*As the phone call ends, we see Trent Bowman, sitting there, drinking coffee, and smiling deviantly to himself*

*Camera goes to backstage where Big Pete is shown with a mic. in hand with the ASWF logo in the background*

Big Pete: In response to Quincys offer I must say at last you are speaking some sense. Tonight and tonight only I will trade opponents, however I want to change my reward if I do indeed win tonight. If I win I want a shot at you Quincy and I want to choose the stipulation if I do win of course.

Big Pete: So if it's official tonight I will be taking on "The Assasian". If the Assasian wins he gets a shot at that slut of a wrestler Brandell for his title while if I win I get a match against Quincy and I am allowed to choose the stipulation...now that's what I call entertainment.

*Camera fades with Pete smiling and laughing*

OOC: So I take it I'm wrestling Quincy now

OOC: Yep, would seem so, heh

**cameras are awaiting outside for Dj U-Neeks arrival... no sign of him yet, unusal for a man that is normally amongst the first to arrive.. camera pans to CBW who looks worryingly at his watch and then at his phone**

Ian Gorton and Miss Devine are in Ian's dressing room.

DEV: You don't seem too disapointed about last night though.
IAN: YEah well that's because I've got bigger fish to fry sweetheart. Trent Bowman knows that it aint over between me and him not by a long shot

There is a knock at the door

I goes over and answers the door.

IAN: Yeah what is it?
Messanger: Mr Walker-Bush asked me to give this to you Mr Gorton.

The messanger hands IAN an piece of paper
IAN then closes the door and reads the piece of paper. It's a memo informing of the match change.

IAN: Ah ya' shittin' me
DEV: What is it?
IAN: It seems that I now have to go through that pommie ponce Penfold now instead of Big Pete tonight. Well it looks like another pommie is gonna bight the dust tonight when the grappler gets out of control.
DEV: So you still confident?
IAN: I'm always confident. I'll put that little ponce out of his missery and then move on to the bigger fish. But I hear him go on about handle bar moustash imporium too what the hell is that all about, do they make porn star costume or something?

Reporter walks into Beef's change room. Eye of the Tiger is playing loudly. The reporter looks down to the floor to see Beef is doing one-fingered pushups with some random man sitting on his back.

Reporter Beef, what are you doing?

Beef Just a little bit of a warm up thats all.

Beef stands up and hands the man a baseball bat. He puts his hands in the air and the man begins to beat away at his ribs

Reporter Beef, REALLY, what are you doing!?

Beef I told you already, just a warm up. If you want to do this interview then do it and stop shittin around you little girl.

Reporter Um...ok .. then. After Mr Charisma's win last week over Ian Gorton, what chance do you rate yourself of taking his title this week?

Beef I know he's an established "hardcore" wrestler but really that doesnt bother me. To me hes just like any other bloke. You tell me what my chances are.

Reporter No thanks im happy to keep my opinions to myself. Mr Charisma has a pretty good run as hardcore champion. He has held his title for many weeks in the past few months. You on the other hand have been chopping and changing from contesting the Pacific Title, to the Hardcore Title. A sign of weakness?

Beef Its called versatility mate.

Reporter Pft.

Beef Pft? A smartarse now?

Beef takes the baseball bat and forces him into the corner.

Reporter No! Please, Im sorry!

Beef turns to his training partner

Beef You can do the honour mate. Im not lowering myself to these fools' level anymore

Beef walks out of the room and shuts the door behind him. We hear a scream then a sickening Thud.

**DJ U-Neeks car pulls up hastely at the front enterence moments before his match is schedualed to start, Dj jumps out with his wrestling gear already on as he is rushed with camera's and press**

Dj U-Neek: Get outta my way, i got a match to get too, thats if i didnt miss it already
Reporter 1: Its all good Dj, your match is schedualed to begin in around 10 minutes
**Dj Stops to catch his breathe
Dj U-Neek: **Phew** Geez, i cut that one abit close!
Reporter 2: So Dj why were you so late, your normally on time?
Dj U-Neek: Ha! Where do i start, firstly, when my plane got into the airport, i started walking toward my car, when all of a sudden a copper asked me to escort him to the interigation room, seems someone tipped the police off that i might be carrying drugs...
Reporter 2: And were you?
Dj U-Neek:... i hadnt finished... of course after a langth search of my belongings i was cleared, so jog on i did and when i got my car at the airport, some muther fucker had slashed my tire...
Reporter 3: Wow, Dj thats bad luck
bad luck, yea i can cop that, but then when i get into my car already over an hour late and i got fax sitting there from "the office of Chris Bush-Walker" saying there was a change venue and it had been changes to a venue nearly half and hour away from here... i took it at face value and jogged on to this new venue, to find it completely deserted, then came a call from CBW, asking where i was... turns out he never sent me a fax about a change of venue... and im starting to think all these incidents may not have been conindence after all. So i ring a Private eye friend of mine... i give him the number the fax was sent from see what he can uncover...
Reporter 2: And what did that reveal?
Dj U-Neek: Hah, funnily enough, the fax was sent by non other then ASWF champion, Brandell... yea so after finding out that im starting to think my slashed tire and this apparent tip off might have something to do with Brandell too
Reporter 1: But why?

**Dj Pauses for a moment before **

Dj U-Neek: Why? Ill tell ya why, last night, at the PPV, Brandell couldnt get the job done on his own, he had to pay off a dodgey ref to keep his title. He came within an inch of losing his precious title. He knows i got his number and when i beat him tonight, fair and sqaure, CBW will have no choice but give me a rematch, and with no Read around to allow punk ass refs on the fold to cost me the match, i will become World Champion... so whatcha gonna do brandell? When DJ U-Neeks starts to turn the tables?!

Now if you'll excuse me, i got some business to attend to. Brandell, ill bring the whoopin, you bring the ass!

**Dj walks off looking determined to get the win this week and walks toward the ring**

OOC: Guys, I don't know if you're aware, but I'm heading off on vacation tomorrow and won't be back until next Friday.

Can somebody else (preferably Raider_69, since I know he's done it before) throw up results for this show? I'll put up a card for the follow-up as soon as I get back.

OCC: Chris if you wanna PM me just a quick run down of who you want to win and anything else you want put in for the sake of story lines ill do it tomorrow or friday :)

OCC: Just to let ya's know, ive been bored all day today so im doing the results as we speak as per directions from CBW. :D Should be up within the next hour or sp :D

Results in full:

Match 1 - The Beef vs. Mr Charisma © for the Hardcore Title
Both competitors start off tentatively, with both atheletes feeling each other out. Eventually Mr Charisma takes the early advantage, and whips Beef into the corner, following up with an splash in the corner. The match is still in Mr Charisma’s control who has got several near counts. When out of no where The Beef hits a low blow and gains the accendancy. He takes Charisma straight out to the floor and whips him into the stairs. He searches and finds a chair but before he can use it Mr Charisma gets his second win and hits a full nelson slam. 1….2… KICKOUT! The chair is thrown in the ring as Mr Charisma sets up The Beef for a top rope Belly to back suplex, The Beef fights out knocking Mr Charisma to the floor, but he grabs the chair as The Beef regains his composure and stands on the turnbuckles, just as Mr Charisma picks the chair up, The Beef flies from the top and hits his Top Rope Backflip slam, knocking the chair back into Mr Charisma’s face, pin…1….2…..3!
Winner: And Hardcore Champion The Beef!

Backstage Brandell is seen entering the arena with a smile on his face, reporters swamp the ASWF champion, asking him many questions but he refuses to talk to them until suddenly he stops…

Brandell: Haha, you guys don’t need to be worryin about whats gonna happen tonight in my match with that U-Neek idiot. After the way I beat his ass last night I doubt he will even show up. And if by some mircle he does make it tonight… I don’t think so… but if by chance he shows his face, ill beat him again, worse then before, and all he’ll be is the most U-Neek cripple walking gods earth, now if you’ll kindly GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY, I got business to attend too

**Brandell continues walking toward his dressing room laughing**

Match 2 - Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. Sir Quincy Penfold III for #1 Pacific Contendership
Gorton wastes no time getting the match under way, attacking Penfold from behind. Gorton trys to end it early with the Grappler but Penfold reverses it and hits a reverse DDT. Ian rolls out of the ring as Miss Devine helps him to calm down and refocus.
The match is in full swing now as Penfold starts to dominate, hitting a nice snap suplex and a big stiff clothesline. Penfold is working his way up to his finisher with the crowd firmly behind him Ian Gorton appears to be out of it. Miss Devine relises this and slides in the ring, Penfold shakes his head in disbelief as the ref trys to restrain her… out of no where Big Pete jumps the barrier and hits Penfold with a Tombstone piledriver behind the refs back. Gorton is stiring, he sees Penfold laid out, he applies the Grappler submission and the ref drops Penfolds hand….once…. twice…… three times… its all over! Quincy’s streak has been ruined by Big Pete
Winner via Submission – And #1 Contender for the Pacific title, Ian Gorton

DJ U-Neek is seen entering the building just moments before his match to a flood of reporters, after a few words Dj races down to the ring for his match where Brandell is already waiting for him.

Match 3 - Brandell vs. DJ U-Neek in a non-title match
Dj explodes into the ring and takes Brandell in down with a spear and a flurry of right hands. The bell sounds and this one is under way. Brandell fights back with some right hands of his own and whips Dj into the ropes, Dj ducks and comes back at Brandell with a shoulder block that knocks Brandell clean out of the ring! Brandell wastes no time getting back in and eventunally gains control. But not for long as Dj again comes back into the contest with reverse suplex. The match sways back and forth with no clear man gaining any advantage for several minutes. Brandell finally gains control of Dj with a thumb to the eye while the ref wasn’t looking. Brandell begins to dominate, hitting a Russian leg sweep and big power bomb, Brandell pins 1….2… KICKOUT!. He follows it up with an abdominal stretch. Dj refuses to give in. And eventually reaches the ropes to break the hold. Brandell continues to dominate Dj who looks completely out of sorts today… the crowd begin to get behind Dj as he begins a resurgence, but its quickly snuffed out by Brandell with a side walk slam. Another abdominal stretch but again Dj refuses to give up. Another pin attempt 1….2…KICKOUT, ohh that was close! Brandell begins to get frustrated. He signals to the crowd for the Brandell driver… he hits it…pin…1…2…NO! Dj has his foot on the ropes, Brandell is celebrating before the ref informs him of the foot. Brandell is fuming as he berates the ref… the crowd cheer as Dj begins to stir… as brandell turns around Dj hits a DDT, he seems to have gotten his 2nd win and he hits running clotheslines in quick succession. He hits spear and signals to the crowd… he hits the turn table, but he appears exhausted… can he make the pin…1….2………….3! He got him! What a match!!!
Winner – Dj U-Neek via pin

Before the match we see Chris Bush-Walker making his way out toward the ring, he has a mic… lets hear what he has too say

CBW: Well well well, what a night it has been! Already we’ve seen a new hardcore champion crowned, we’ve seen Dj U-Neek pin the current ASWF champion 1-2-3 and we have seen a #1 contender for the Pacific title crowned… but it’s the latter two I want to talk about… Firstly ill start with you Dj U-Neek, after last night, when you were screwed out of the title and now today when you have beaten Brandell fair and square, I think its only right that you should get a rematch for that title!! And Brandell, this time, there wont be any dodgey refs you can pay off!!

**Crowd erupt in cheers**

But im not done yet. You see ive finally got control back of this federation after beating that scum bag Mark Read last night, so things are gonna be different around here now… Pete, you want Quincy so bad, you got him, next week you and Sir Quincy Penfold III will go one on one, right here ON EDGE! And Pete to make things interesting tonight, if you win your match, im going to allow you to select any stipulation you want for that match

**Crowd erupt in cheers again**

Now without further ado, lets get this mega main event happening!!!

Match 4 - Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence vs. Big Pete for #1 Contendership
Big Pete struts out with a arrogant smile on his face. Sean Lawrence follows him out looking determined and confident. The match starts off with the Assassin in control. He is wrestling at a high tempo in hopes of wearing out the bigger athlete in Big Pete. Sean keeps the momentum rolling with lariats, spinning wheel kicks and a variety of high impact moves. Sean Lawrence goes to the tope rope in a rare occurrence and hits a missle drop kick. Pin…1….2…KICKOUT! Pete escapes by the skin of his teeth. Sean picks up Pete and looks for the Leathel Scope but Pete hits a jaw breaker to buy himself some time. Both athletes stagger to their feet and exchange vicious right hands, Pete eventually gets the upper hand, nailing some Sean Lawrence with a flying elbow and following it up with a Bulldog, another near fall this time in Big Pete’s favour. Pete hits a big time belly to back suplex and goes for another pin…1….2…KICKOUT! Pete begins to get frustrated but quickly gets his mind back on the job and signals to the crowd for the Tombstone… Pete sets him up and nails it!! But he isn’t through there, Pete picks up the Assassin again and nails a second Tombstone for good measure… he pins, surely its all over….1…..2….3! And it is!
Winner: Big Pete via Pin fall

After the match Pete beings to celebrate but it doesn’t last long as a pissed off Penfold hits the ring and beings to brawl with Pete. Clearly getting the better of Pete, referees and agents flood the ring and try to tear them apart as On Edge goes off air…

OCC: Good work Raider, maybe you should do this more often when CWB is unable to post results?

To keep the suspense, the stipulation won't be decided until next week.

OCC: happy to help out where i can, got abit lucky today that i had nothing of importance on :D

Nice work Raider. I'm back from Townsville now, but won't have regular internet access until Saturday night. Will endeavour to post a card for the next show then.