The Card: Promos are due by Wednesday of next week

DJ U-Neek vs. Brandell © for the ASWF World Heavyweight Title

Mark Read vs. Chris Walker Bush for control of the ASWF

Big Pete vs. Trent 'The Ox' Bowman © for the Pacific Title

Ian 'Grappler' Gorton © vs. Mr Charisma for the Hardcore Title

Sir Quincy Penfold IV vs. Sean Lawrence

Drunken Phantom vs. The Beef for #1 Hardcore Contendership

The Rock vs. Ray Lawrence

**Dj U-Neek is seen entering the building, reporters rush to him**

Reporter 1: Dj how do you feel about the title match
Reporter 2: Do you have a reponce for brandell after last weeks attack
Reporter 3: Are you 100% fit for this match tonight
Reporter 4: What about...

**DJ U-Neek stops and and turns toward them**

Dj U-Neek: Aiight, now listen up. I got the biggest match of my career tonight and i dont need to have all you co-jacks all up in my grill when im tryin to concentrate. So heres how its gonna go down. Im gonna go to my room, get ready and ill head to the ring latter tonight and answer all these questions and more. But for now i need to go and prepair.

**Dj walk off as the reporters stand there discussing the events in a huddle**

Big Pete is in the locker room. It's quite a contrast from earlier this month where he was socialising with everyone as he's sitting all alone while the other wrestlers are at the opposite end of the room. Pete dosn't seem to mind as he seems focused staring blankly at the ground. Chris walks in with a cameraman and the interview begins

Chris: Big Pete, you're here at the ASWFs 3rd PPV what are you feeling?

Big Pete: You seem to always ask the same questions...but anyways...how am I feeling? Well to be honest I feel this whole PPV is crap and the bookers must have sh*t for brains as I wanted a match against Quincy not this 2nd rate wrestler.

Chris: Ok...Pete what is the deal with you and Quincy? What did he do to you exactly?

Big Pete: Well it all started when he debuted and gave me a cheap shot. We then had a match which he got lucky in and then I gave him the honour of being my partner and he spat at that. But besides from all that it was my match against Bone Daddy that really made me think. When I was getting attacked by 2 people the fans turned their backs on me and started chanting Quincy, as if they didn't believe I could've done it myself. Quincy, you stole my fans and you don't even care you self-obsessed bitch!

Chris: I'll have to cut you off there as we're running out of time but I have one last question, what are your thoughts on Trent?

Big Pete: Trent, my former tag team partner, who once was a great wrestler back in LUF. Trent you are a sell out to all these two faced fans and for that you disgust me. I don't care if I take your title as it means diddly squat to me but tonight I'll be the last one standing and you won't be able to do anything about it.

Chris leaves the room as all the other wrestlers are giving Pete weird stares. Pete dosn't notice and starts staring at the ground again

Ian Gorton is in the backstage area.

Reporter:Ian Gorton 2 weeks ago you won your first ever title, that being the Hardcore title, Tonight marks your first title defence against the man you won it off Mr Charisma, what are your thoughts on that?

Ian: My thoughts on that are simple pal. I beat him once before and I can do it again. What's more I'll be doing whatever it takes to remain Hardcore champion, Mr Charisma, tonight History is gonna repeat itself when I beat you down and make you yet another victum of the Grapplers

Ian then goes out of shot

A large limosuine arrives at the arena and Brandell accompanied by Mark Read step out, the reporters who were just recently talking to DJ U-Neek...

Reporter 1:How have you prepared for the match tonight against your no#1 contender?

Brandell: Preparation is such a long word, all I'll say is that I am quietly confident that tonight infront of all these people in {insert arena name} that I will be walking out the champion once again.

Reporter 2: Last week you suffered your first ever defeat since joining back in the ASWF....Brandell stops him

Brandell:What did you say?

R2:I I I said about you match last we....

Brandell picks him up gives him the BRANDELL DRIVER!

Brandell:Now I want to get one thing perfectly straight. I did not lose last week, the decision was overturned and I was announced as the winner, has eveyone got that yet!

Reporter 3:Tonight Read is up against Walker Bush in a bout for control of the ASWF, if Bush wins how do you think that will affect your title hopes?

Brandell: If Bush wins? Your speaking as if that was an option, my dear friend look around you? has the last month not been full of pleasure and granduer. Tonight Read will once against prove his prowess against that hack Bush and keep the ASWF the way it was meant to be. Mt title will remain with me and that is the way it will stay because I am the ASWF and I am a wrestling GOD!

Reporter 4: What is your plan for tonight against U-Neek?

Brandell: Do the same thjing I do every week, win. This U-Neek guy has gone around week after week attacking me from behind, and do you know why that is? Cause he is a coward, he isn't a real champion. What makes a champion is getting out there week after week and facing your demons, now Pete could do it but this U-Neek poof with all his phonie fans are making this company just what it shouldn't be. U-Neek is a poison on the ASWF, an immoral and disgusting disease, and tonight Brandell is the cure it's time to end this false hero's run and continue the ASWF into greener pastures. Now please leave us be we have a big night ahead of us and I don't want to keep the cameras waiting.

Brandell and Read walk off into the area.

*As replays of Big Petes promo are finishing on the big screen, Killing Heidi's - I am blasts throughout the arena and the crowd roar, as the Pacific Champion, Trent 'The Ox' Bowman makes his way down the ramp and into the ring*

The fans chant wildly: OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX............

Trent: Watching that promo in the back something occured to me, people continue to take me lightly, Dj U Neek did it when I first unified the Australian and Pacific Titles, and every title defense ive been through in the last month, my opponent has underestimated me, whether it be my inring ability to kick ass, or whether it be my quick wit and street smarts outside the ring, let me draw your attention to a particular part of big petes promo, roll the footage assmonkeys........

Trent: Was once a great wrestler?? Let me remind you punk exactly what I did and have been doing ever since I won the Pacific Title, just about every show since I won it, I have defended it, and retained it, ive outwitted the witty, outwrestled the wrestlers, I even outcheated that so called world champion Brandell last week, oh no no no Pete, I am still a great wrestler, but ill leave it for you to decide, once you are lying on your back in the middle of the ring after frostburn, after suffering the T-Bone Crush, The Viking DDT, and whatever other punishment I see fit for you, you will know it for yourself.


The fans chant loudly: BIG PETE SUCKS, BIG PETE SUCKS, BIG PETE SUCKS, BIG PETE SUCKS.......

Trent: Pete you talk about the fans turning their backs on you? Pete the fans dont turn their backs on anyone, ever, they have never let me down, they cheer me, they support me, they laugh with me at my foes, they are there every show, every suplex, every superkick, they are there Pete, like true friends are always there, they never leave your side....you would do well to remember that.


*As The Ox leaves the ring, the fans are having mixed reactions, some booing Big Petes comments on the fans, some cheering Trent Bowman's promo*

**DJ U-Neeks Music hits the arena, but he is no where to be seen... cameras pan across to find Dj coming in through the crowd. He jumps the rail grabs a mic and gets in the ring**

** Dj attempts to start talking but the crowd are pumped big time and stops dj... he pumps it up again for a huge pop before motioning for silence**

Dj U-Neek: You know, im sittin in the back stage, prepairing for the match of my life. I got 1000 things running through my head, im sittin in the back getting my strapping done when i hear that son of bitch brandell start talkin a world of shit

Dj U-Neek: See brandell, you callin me a coward? well i aint the punk biatch who attacked someone from behind after a tough match. But i can understand where your coming from... You know you cant beat me, so you try and take me out before the match... smart move, but one problem, you didnt get the job done... im still hear and im still going take that precious title from you.

**Dj paused to acknowlegde the crowd who continue to chant his name**

Dj U-Neek:See Brandell, when i got a problem i face it man to man, so you dont have to worry about back stage attacks or anything like that, cause i got what i wanted. And thats you and me, one on one for the title, there aint gonna be no runnin, no hidin, no sneak attacks and most importantly no excuses.

**crowd get up another large D-J chant going**

Dj U-Neek: And tonight not only am i going to be crowned ASWF champion infront of a sold out crowd of U-Neek freaks! But we're also gonna Chris Walker Bush finally end Mark Reads reign of terror, and there aint a damn thing you can do about it... and if you try, you better be ready for me... Brandell, tonight is my night, years of blood, sweat and tears have gone into gettin me this oppertunity and so long as there is a breathe in my body and a breathe in the bodies of U-NEEK FREAKS IN THIS ARENA, I WILL NOT GIVE UP!

**Crowd errupt again**

Dj U-Neek: So with that said, i only got one question for you brandell... What you gonna do, when Dj U-Neek starts turning THOSE MUTHER FUCKIN TABLE!?

**Dj throws the mic down, and poses for thousands of flashing lights signalling for the title around his waste as the crowd go mental**

The titanatron hits and Brandell is sitting in his room preparing for his World Title defence against DJ-Uneek...

Brandell: You think your just the shizz nit don't you Uneek. Well I got some news for you, you think you have done the hard yards and are on your way to finally gain some glory? Well news flash buddy your not the only one I have given most of my life to this business and have had those Uneek Fonie freaks cheering my name while you were still in diapers. I have waited years to gain the title and have done it with grace and style and now that I have got it, it will take a little more than some punk bitch who thinks he's Hulk Hogan to take it away from me. Face it Uneek your just another one of those one trick ponies and once someone else comes along who is just as queer and uses someone elses famous tag lines, your so called fans will desert you for the next big thing. But face it Uneek your not in the same league as someone of my calibre I have defeated some of the best wrestlers that the ASWF has ever seen, I have placed myself up there with greats and have asscended to WRESTLING GOD STATUS! Tonight is just another night in the world of my title reign and you just another punk kid who needs to be taught a lesson, I will win tonight make no mistake about that and while your lying on the ground think to yourself just where you want to be in this business as all your phony fans head for home and leave you a beaten wimp. You may talk the talk, hell you may even walk the walk but after tonight I'll make sure you won't be able to do either for a while. So now I have a question for you, how will you recover once the Randy man lays the T-Bag through you!!!

Reporter Beef, what are your thoughts on Drunken Phantom?

Beef Mate its all in his name. #1 Drunken? He is just a drunken idiot. #2 Phantom? Exactly what he is. A Phantom. As soon as he sniffs trouble you wont see nothing of him. Dissapears - like a phantom.

Reporter Beef you realize you are one each coming into this match?

Beef Fully aware

Reporter Beef you do not have a very good record in the ASWF. How do expect to make an impact on this company?

Beef Listen, Buddy, you really dont apprectiate me or my ability do you?

Reporter To be honest Beef, no. I think that you are pathetic man and a soft wrestler.

Beef Pathetic? Soft?

Beef picks up the reporter and drives him into the wall. The Reporter gets up and tries to fight back. BEEF BUSTER!! Beef looks down to him and spits on his face.

Beef Hows that for soft, Buddy?

OOC: Like it, mate. Good luck!

walking backstage down the dark corridor is MrCharisma. A grim look is marked over his face as he looks to be making his way towards the ringside entrance. ASWF interviewer: Jason Hetherington rushes around the corner to halt him in his tracks

JH: Charisma, Charisma, a word of your time
MrC: Wat...
JH: Charisma, you haven't been yourself of late.
MrC: Wat do you mean, I rock up in the same attire week in and week out
JH: I mean that you've gone from champion and major player to a bottom feeder in a matter of weeks. What's gone wrong?
MrC: I'd be lying if I said nothing is wrong. The simple fact is that there are some issues far beyond wrestling which I need to deal with.
JH: Can we as the wrestling community do anything, anything at all?
MrC: I think you guys have done enough. Only last week I recieved an email from a young fan named Timmy. He was worried about me and was praying every night for me to get back into the winners circle. Tonight, I'm going to do it for little Timmy. Personal life has no place in business and this is the first step to recovery. I don't give a shit anymore, I've got nothing to lose. So tonight, Ian Grappler Gordon is going to find himself in a boat full of pain. I've got a bag of goodies which I'm going to unleash on the Grappler and I tell you now fans, you might see this stooge missing a limb after the match.

STATEMENT RELEASED TODAY BY PENFOLDS HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE EMPORIUM

"I am sorry to inform you that Sir Quincy Penfold the third will not be turning up for your frostbite pay per view or whatever event your holding. I don't believe an explanation is order other than look at the card and the lower form of species he has been relegated to fight. almost as sub-worm as brandell and his pointless, predictable promos that has some how made him champ, we must bid you adieu, and say - see you in the summer, when moustaches really do find there place..."

There'll be a delay on results, guys. Tomorrow is Newcastle Uni's 'Autonomy Day' so I'm heading out to get royally smashed.

No results yet?

Tomorrow (Sunday) definitely.

*edit*

How long does it take you to write a promo? Ten minutes? I've got to write up full reports on all of your matches in addition to doing things in the real world, running the ASRL, moderating at AllPoetry.com, moderating at LU, and writing Berner Street Wrestling for another site.

Chief: Welcome one and all to ASWF Frostburn! It’s a huge night tonight, with all eyes looking to a main event that will decide the future of the ASWF. Can Chris Walker-Bush reclaim what is rightfully his from Mark Read and the LUF?
Gould: Who cares, Chief? The LUF have given us ratings, and that’s something Walker and his buddies could never do!

The show kicks off with Drunken Phantom making his way out to the ring. Before the match can start, he gets on the mike. Swaying, clearly drunk, he begins to speak.
Phantom: Let me just say how much I love youse. I’m fucking…. What the fuck are you looking at? She’s my missus! And then… yeah, I’m retiring if I lose this match. It’s… fuck off. It’s my fucking Lexus, you cunts.

Match 1- Drunken Phantom vs. The Beef for #1 Hardcore Contendership
This is a straight forward battle between an experienced hardcore campaigner and a hungry up and comer. The battle wages for a few minutes with Drunken Phantom in firm control before The Beef hits a Beef Buster out of nowhere! 1-2-3! The Beef is #1 contender, and he’s retired Drunken Phantom at the same time!
WINNER: The Beef by pinfall after 5:03

Next out is Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence, who is scheduled to face Sir Quincy Penfold III. However, a recap of Sir Quincy Penfold III’s promo earlier in the week plays, explaining that he refuses to wrestle this man.

Sean Lawrence waits around for a moment, before deciding that his match isn’t going to go ahead. Wait a minute! Ray Lawrence comes out from the back.
Ray: Sean, it looks like we’re both short a match tonight. I’m suggesting that we two throw down and sort our differences out once and for all.
Sean: You want it? You got it!

Match 2- Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence vs. Ray ‘Sabretooth’ Lawrence in a Non-Sanctioned Bout
The referee reluctantly calls for the bell in this clash, which won’t be officially recognised by the ASWF regardless of the outcome. Sean and Ray don’t hold back at all, exchanging vicious blows early on. These aren’t chops, but full blown haymakers that have the crowd on their feet. Ray gets the initial advantage, sending Sean to the mat with a stiff clothesline. He then hits a sharp overhead belly to belly suplex. Cover, but Sean isn’t that easily beaten. He rolls to the outside, and Ray follows with an insane suicide dive! The crowd goes crazy as the two brawl on the floor, but this time it’s Sean who gets the upper hand. He whips Ray hard into the post, and then snakes eyes him onto the security barrier. Ray Lawrence is split open, and bleeding as he is rolled back into the ring. Sean goes to work and removes the padding from all four ring posts, and then whips Ray back first into one such corner. Ray writhes in agony, and Sean locks in the Chain Reaction! There’s no rope breaks in this bout, so Ray has to bear it. He’s in a world of hurt, but manages to roll out, sending Sean toppling through the middle rope and onto the floor below.

Ray this time waits in the ring, and Sean returns with a chair in hand. He rushes at Ray, who catapults him into the exposed ring post! The chair drops in the ring, and Sean is rolled up in a schoolboy! 1-2-NO! Ray gets the chair and clobbers Sean with it as he gets up. Now Sean is bleeding as well. He sets the chair up on Sean’s head, and goes up top. He flies, but Sean has already stumbled to his feet and smashes him with it! Ray tumbles out of the ring, and Sean follows. The two battle up the ramp, exhausted and bloody. They get to the very top of the ramp, and Ray signals for a Lethal Scope. He hits it! No! Sean shoves him away, and hits one of his own! LETHAL SCOPE! Ray is down. Sean picks him up…. And powerbombs him from the stage and through a table! He’s absolutely destroyed his brother! He scrambles down and the ref counts the 1-2-3.
WINNER: Sean Lawrence by pinfall after 15:02

Next up it’s Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton defending his Hardcore title against Mr Charisma.

Match 3- Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. MrCharisma for the Hardcore Title

The two men tie up in what should be an interesting clash of styles. Gorton is an accomplished technical wrestler, whilst Charisma has plenty of experience in the world of hardcore combat. They tie up, and Gorton gets immediate ascendancy with a whip and a big belly to back suplex. Cover, but Charisma is up. Thumb to the eye, and then a suplex on Gorton. Charisma goes to the outside and returns with a chair. He swings it and collects Gorton upside the head. Cover, but Gorton is out on two and a half. Charisma whips him hard, but Gorton ducks a chair shot and retaliates with a clothesline of his own. He then locks in a painful looking sharpshooter, which has Charisma crawling for the ropes. No! Instead he reaches into his tights and produces a tube of garlic sauce. He sprays Gorton in the eyes with it! The champion stumbles around blindly as Charisma picks up the chair and smashes him with it. He then sets it up on Gorton's arm, and goes up top. He flies and crushes Gorton's arm!

Gorton rolls around screaming as Charisma locks in a Crippler Crossface! Who'd have thought him capable of such finesse? Gorton is able to scramble to the ropes, however. He stumbles around, kick to the gut, Twist of Fate! Charisma covers! 1-2-3! Charisma recaptures his Hardcore Title!
WINNER: MrCharisma by pinfall after 7:04

OOC: Ill flog your arse eventually Pete :lol:

Match 4- Trent 'The Ox' Bowman © vs. Big Pete for the Pacific Title

The fans are chanting for Trent as he comes out, but before he can get down the ramp, he is blindsided by a switched on and aggressive Big Pete. Pete sends him crashing into the stairs, and then puts some boots into the ribs for good measure. Once he's satisfied, he rolls the champion into the ring and the referee rings for the bell. Cover, but Trent isn't so easily beaten.

Pete continues to work on Trent's right knee with a knee-breaker and then a painful looking submission hold. Trent is in a world of hurt, but somehow gets to the ropes. The referee drags Pete off, and while he's held back, Trent has time to recover. When Big Pete finally shakes off the ref and approaches again, he is met with a sharp headbutt from Trent! Trent capitalises with a quick fisherman's suplex, and then an Irish whip to the corner. He charges into Pete, who smartly raises a boot to counter Trent's momentum. Pete goes to the second rope and hits a missile dropkick. Cover, but again Trent is out.

The clash continues in this too and fro fashion, with both men enjoying periods of resurgence but both having one another's number through their days as a tag team. Trent goes close on one occassion with a bridging German suplex, and moments later it's Pete looking like a winner when he is able to lock in a sleeper hold that gets two dropped hands before Trent powers out with a snapmare.

The end comes after an epic of brilliant chain wrestling, with both men exhausted and Trent being chanted for by an equally exhausted crowd. Big Pete kicks Trent in the gut and attempts a powerbomb, but Trent throws some punches while in the air, and Pete has to release him. Trent kicks him hard in the mid-section, T-Bone Crush!

1-2-NO! Somehow he kicked out! Trent is stunned, but drags Pete to his feet. Pete kicks him in the groin, and the ref missed it! Pete comes off the ropes and .... runs right into a second T-Bone Crush! 1-2-3! It's over!
WINNER: Trent 'The Ox' Bowman by pinfall after 19:45

Yeah that'd be right

Check your inbox, Ian.

Match 5- DJ U-Neek vs. Brandell © for the World Title
The fans are on their feet as DJ U-Neek makes his way out to the ring. Brandell comes out to a far less receptive welcome, but doesn't seem at all phased by what the fans thing. The two lock up early, and it's Brandell's size advantage that shows immediately - the much bigger worker tossing U-Neek bodily across the ring and then stamping on him. He drags him to his feet for a suplex, but U-Neek blocks it and showing amazing strength, hits one of his own! Cover, but Brandell gets a shoulder up on two. He's had an early scare.

Brandell whips U-Neek, but U-Neek reverses it and then hits a kitchen sink which levels Brandell. Brandell is right back to his feet, but one hip toss later, he's down again. He rolls to the outside and collects a chair, obviously intent on ending it right here via DQ. He takes a clumsy swing at U-Neek, who ducks the blow and kicks him in the middle. The chair drops to the ground, and U-Neek hits an impressive axe kick! The crowd are going crazy as he covers. 1....2.....NO! How did he kick out? U-Neek doesn't look too fussed, and after kicking the chair out of the ring, be sets Brandell up for the Turntables. Can he win it this quickly? No! Brandell slides out of it and hits a reverse neckbreaker. That might have just saved his title reign!

Both men are down, and Brandell is first to his feet. He whips U-Neek hard into the corner and crushes him with an avalanche. As U-Neek stumbles out, he's hit with a bulldog. Brandell bounces off the ropes and signals for a leg drop, but U-Neek is away, allowing Brandell to land on his tailbone! A sharp dropkick to the face, and U-Neek covers! 1-2-! No. Brandell once again rolls a shoulder out.

U-Neek still doesn't seem fussed, but the crowd's booing alerts him to the presence of The Rock and Bone Daddy. The two LUF aligned stars come down to the ring, and stand on either side. On some unseen signal, they both slide into the ring. The referee deliberately turns a blind eye! The two rush at U-Neek, who picks up Bone Daddy for a Turntable. He kicks The Rock in the midsection, hits the Turntables on Bone Daddy, and then hits an axe kick on The Rock! He's cleaned house! Brandell rushes up and catches U-Neek across the back of the head with the title!

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The bastard just stole a victory thanks to his LUF cronies and the ref being paid off! Brandell rolls to the outside and rushes away, laughing. The referee isn't so lucky, and cops a Turntable for his part in it.
WINNER: Brandell by pinfall after 15:04

Just did that man.

OCC: that fuckin prick brandell!!
who do i have to root to get a fair decision these days :lol: :lol:

Sean Lawrence will be at this weeks taping...

OOC:BTW What was up with SQP3?

Match 6- Mark Read vs. Chris Walker-Bush for ASWF Control
The two respective faction leaders, Read of LUF and Chris Walker-Bush of the ASWF come out flanked by security. Walker-Bush and Read stare one another off before this clash starts, and there's a lot of hate in the air. The start off with a 'scrag' style brawl, with Walker-Bush on top and throwing punches, only to have Read roll him over and lay some on him himself. It's not pretty, but the crowd love it as the two owners battle for control. Walker-Bush eventually gets out from under Read, and hits a DDT! The crowd go crazy as he covers, but Read is out after two.

Walker continues to dominate, hitting a hard suplex before crowing for the crowd's support. The referee turns a blind eye as Mark Read hits a blatant low blow and rolls Walker up, only to be dragged out of the ring by DJ U-Neek! U-Neek whips Read hard into the steps, and then rolls him back into the ring. As Walker goes across for the cover, however, Brandell enters the ring. BRANDELL DRIVER! Walker is out cold, but U-Neek is into the ring. He shoves Read aside and hits a Turntable on Brandell! The two fight out of the ring, and Read stumbles across to cover Walker-Bush. Not this way! 1-2-NO! Walker-Bush kicks out! He kicks out! Read lifts him to his feet, but Walker shoves him away and... Kick to the Groin! He nails Read! The referee is still down from an incidental U-Neek bump, and the cover can't be made. Ian Gorton and Bone Daddy are on their way out - but they're cut off by Trent Bowman, Mr Charisma, and Drunken Phantom. Walker wakes the referee up, but Read blindsides him with a bulldog. Read cockily attempts to cover him, but Walker rolls through. 1-2-3! Chris Walker-Bush has scored an upset victory to regain control of the ASWF! LUF IS DEAD! LUF IS DEAD!
WINNER: Chris Walker-Bush by pinfall after 11:14