OOC:The Card will be up tonight. BTW My promo will be me introducing the show as I'll be popping the crowd at the same time.
ASWF Turmoil LIVE: Newcastle NSW

The scene opens with the usual explosions and pyros goin off, and the fans screaming their lungs out. The announcer is in the ring...

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ASWF On Ed...

Suddenly Ian Gorton’s Music (Bret Hart’s WCW Theme), The crowd goes absolutely ape. Ian Gorton appears dressed in street clothes and in a Knights Jersey. He makes his way down to the ring, He enters the ring and grabs the mic.

IAN: Listen brick head, this is the Third week in a row we’ve had to correct you, now piss off. Hey Newcastle. Are you ready to make some noise?

The Crowd still goes wild

IAN: First of all I wanna say. It sure as hell feels good to be home.

The Crowd goes wild again

IAN: But at the same time not so good You see the Powers at bee here in the All-Star Wrestling Federation, have decided to keep screwing me over with all this crap.

Crowd Boos

IAN: And last week(pointing to the sticking plaster on his forehead) A match I was in go real hardcore thanks to that shitkicker Trent Bowman. So seeing as how the ASWF want me in hardcore action so badly I’m giving myself a shot at the Hardcore Title tonight.

Crowd Cheers

IAN: And seeing as how he like to wrestle the way he does not only will Bowman defend his title tonight, but it aint gonna be a normal match. Nah It’ll be an I quit match. And Bowman. It’s not over between you and me. Not by a long shot. I’ll be getting my hands on you later. Brandell will also defend his World Title Against Chris Waker-Bush. So without any futher a do. LETS GET TURMOIL STARTED!!!!!!!!!

The Card:
The Rock v Bone Daddy v Drunken Phantom
Big Pete/Sir Quincy Penfold III v DJ U-Neek/Mystery Partner
Trent Bowman© v The Beef for the Pacific Title in an I Quit Match
Sean Lawrence vs Ray Lawrance
Mr Charisma© v Ian Gorton for the Hardcore Title
Brandell © v Chris Walker-Bush for the ASWF World Title

OOCNot again!!!

**Dj U-Neek is seen entering the building with a smile on his face**

Report: Dj, over here!! Over here!! Excuse me Dj, i notice your not the most liked person here, can you give me any clue as to who is gonna be your Mystery partner will be tonight?

Dj U-Neek: You know what, your right, i aint the most liked person around at the moment, im the hottest, most u-neek athlete in this business, that makes me a marked man, and im cool with that

Report: So who are gonna get?

Dj U-Neek: Dont you worry yourself about that, Dj U-neek is not only a great wrestler, but he fancies himself a poker player too and i got a few ace's up my sleave... but it would damn stupid of me to show my hand early, would it?

**Dj U-Neek walks off smirking and chuckling to himself saying "they wont see it comin", leaving the reporter to ponder what Dj U-Neek has in store for the LUF this week **

*Cameras fade to the parking lot, where a limosine is seen parked, the door of the limosine opens, and who should it be, but the Pacific Champion, Trent Bowman, emersed in a telephone conversation*

Trent: Listen I know we haven't exactly seen eye to eye since I set foot here, but there is something that we can do for each other tonight, we both have the odds against us tonight, I got your back if you've got mine, deal..........good, ill come and see you before your match and we'll put this plan into action.

*Cameras start fading back to the arena as the Pacific Champion is seen walking into the arena with a smirk on his face*

Minutes later Trent 'The Ox' Bowman is seen knocking on a lockerroom door:


Trent: Hey hows it going *a gruff voice is heard to say 'good'*

*Trent is seen handing what looks like a referee's shirt through the gap in the door*

Trent: You know what to do, if you've got my back ive got yours dude, you can count on that

*The cameras fade back to the arena*

Sir Quincy Penfold the Third is having a nice little nap on a vibrating trundle bed in his personal dressing room. As usual hes not sure who he's fighting until the last minute when he remembers that he is supposed to fraternise with this gelatinous cretins. He gets up, yawns and wiggles his immaculately styled handlebar moustache. He picks up the card. *Big Pete/Sir Quincy Penfold III v DJ U-Neek/Mystery Partner He half raises and eye brow and then yawns again...

SQP3:What foul manner of booking is this? A tag team match, where i am to be partnered by Large Pete? WHAT the DE-vil kind of villanous TREACH-ery is this?.. against who...DJ U-Neek....and mystery partner? OH I SAY! ASWF on ASWF, i think i know whats happening here! SQP3 in a hardcore match, SQP3 in a tag match, SQP3 in every match there is, SQP3 is ordained to brighten every DI-vis-ION in this here federation? OH I SAY...What a grand idea....SQP3 the saviour of the ASWF! (SQP3 puffs out his chest and looks towards the roof, wonderingly) YES, i see it all now! SPIF-FING! Re-MARK-able! OH I SAY!

Brandell is preparing himself for his match tonight against Walker Bush

Brandell: I tell you what, I might hate Walker Bush but I am getting sick and tired of kicking his ass week in week out. Why can't I have a wek off for christ sake mean when Bush ran the company I didn't have to fight every week. I 'll tell you one thing though I am sick to death of this Unique prick sticking his nose where it's not wanted week in and week out. I mean all I am trying nto do is my job and he keeps disturbing me, I am a wrestler of the highest class, the most successful champion in the history of the ASWF, I am a wrestling god. He can't even hold onto the "Pacific Title" . If he doesn't learn to get out of my way soon I will have to find a way to make him disapear...

*Big Pete is seen in wrestling attire with a cheerful grin on his face as he is seen stretching and getting prepared for his match tonight as Chris walks in on his training session*

Chris: Hey Pete there. It appears IanG has given you the match with the partner you wanted however in a match against your own tag team title partner what are your thoughts?

Big Pete: My thoughts havn't changed, tonight I'm going to go out there and put on my best damn performance and I'm hoping Quincy will do the same. U-Neek maybe my tag team title partner but that won't excuse me from going at 100% I will also be hoping he'll give me the same respect and we have one hell of a match.

Chris: Anything you wish to tell your partner?

Big Pete: Quincy, I hold you in high regard and tonight I will discover the real you

*Camera fades to black*

Results up tonight?

'Fraid not guys. I've had ASRL committments all day, and Origin last night. Will post results tomorrow evening

Well also maybe CWB wont mind me doing the occasioanl House Show like I did back in the LUF.

Yeah house show house show house show

I guess ill check again tomorrow

The third ASWF Turmoil kicks off with Ian Gorton announcing the card for the evening, and we cut backstage to Chris Walker-Bush slamming his fist on the table in frustration.
CWB: That’s it! I’ve got to do something about this! (To a nearby man) Call my lawyers. I want to look at that contract one last time….

Match 1- The Rock vs. Bone Daddy vs. Drunken Phantom
The match starts off with the two LUF aligned superstars (Rock and Bone Daddy) basically beating the shit out of the sole ASWF representative, Drunken Phantom. He cops both a Rock Bottom and a Bone Rattler, but as Rocky goes for the cover, Bone Daddy drags him off and shoves him away, before attempting the cover himself! Rocky drags Bone Daddy up on the two, and hits a Rock Bottom! He looks on smugly, and Phantom is able to produce a large wine bottle from somewhere within his outfit and ram it right up in between Rocky’s legs! The Rock drops to his knees, and Phantom drags himself to his feet. Bone Daddy has rolled out of the ring, so the Phantom lifts Rocky to his feet, takes a huge draught from the bottle of wine, and hits the Ol’ One Two! He covers, but Bone Daddy is back in the ring and drags him off. Bone Daddy hits a Bone Rattler! 1-2-2.999999….NO! Drunken Phantom is able to get an arm up! Bone Daddy is shocked, but turns around right into another Rock Bottom! Drunken Phantom hits the Ol’ One Two again, and now both LUF stars are out! He covers Bone Daddy…1-2-3!
WINNER: Drunken Phantom by pinfall after 8:33

Match 2- Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton vs. Mr Charisma for the Hardcore Title
Ian Gorton comes out to a mixed response from his home crowd, whilst Charisma gets a big cheer as he comes out with the hardcore strap over his shoulder. Things get underway with Charisma in firm control thanks to his superior knowledge of the hardcore environment, but Gorton smartly rolls out of the ring to avoid being blasted with a chair. Charisma plays to the crowd, and that’s Gorton’s cue to slide back into the ring. He’s got a fire extinguisher, and fires it at Charisma! Charisma rolls around on the floor in apparent agony, but when Gorton goes across for the cover, he’s sprayed in the eyes with mace! Gorton falls back out of the ring screaming in agony, and Mr Charisma follows to make the pinfall. Wait! Somebody’s lurking under the ring, and they attack Mr Charisma with a taser! Charisma falls down, and Gorton scrambles across to make the pinfall. 1-2-3! We’ve got a new Hardcore champion!
WINNER: Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton by pinfall after 5:40

After the clash, Ian Gorton helps his mystery ally out from underneath the ring. It’s none other than former rugby league star turned boxer, Anthony Mundine. ‘The Man’ plays to the crowd, who boo him soundly for his part in the clash. As the two head backstage, a video plays hyping Anthony Mundine’s upcoming loss to Danny Green.

Match 3- Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence vs. Ray ‘The Sabretooth’ Lawrence
Sean Lawrence comes out to the ring to a huge boo, but there’s no sign of his brother, Ray – who was also absent during last week’s main event match where he was supposed to team up with Chris Walker-Bush. After a while, Sean takes up the mike.

Sean: It seems that my ‘brother’ has decided that he’s not man enough to face me one on one in the ring again. I can hardly blame him. It must be humiliating losing to your younger brother and spending your life in his shadow. I’d wager that the best years of Ray’s life were the handful before I was born. As an only child, I’m sure he was able to get a little love before I came in and stole our parents’ hearts. You know…

Wait! Ray Lawrence has entered the ring via the crowd! Lethal Scope! He hits Lethal Scope on his brother! 1-2-3! The referee counts it, and Ray Lawrence has stolen a victory from his little brother! As quickly as he arrived, Ray flees the arena, leaving Sean looking pissed off in the middle of the ring!
WINNER: Ray Lawrence by pinfall after 2:05

Backstage we find Chris Walker-Bush with a team of lawyers. Helping him are his former secretary, Laura, and a keenly interested DJ U-Neek (whose presence gets a huge pop).
Lawyer: Sir, I think I’ve found something!
CWB: Let me see
(They all read)
CWB: This is it! This is just what me need. Laura, can you get Mark Read on the line for me?
Laura: Of course
(Moments later)
CWB: Mark? Yeah, I’ve got a little something I think you should see. Come down to the ring.

A matter of minutes later, Mark Read struts out to the ring, flanked by Brandell and Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton and his newly won Hardcore Title. He waits for a few moments, before Chris Walker-Bush, his lawyers, and DJ U-Neek come out to the ring. There’s immense tension in the air.
Read: Alright, Walker, what have you got to show me? I can’t humour you all night.
CWB: Well, Mark, it seems you neglected to eliminate a certain clause that is part of all contracts in the wrestling industry.
Read: Oh yeah? What’s that?
CWB: You forgot to eliminate the….REMATCH CLAUSE!
(Crowd pops, and Read looks a little annoyed)
Read: So, LUF beat ASWF fair and square, and you want a rematch? Do you enjoy being embarrassed, Chris?
CWB: You misunderstand me, Mark. This is a standard championship contract, and all you did was change championship to ownership of the ASWF. As the former ‘champion’, I’m allowed a rematch.
Read: So…
CWB: So, I want you in the ring at Frostburn!
Read: (Now realising) You’ve got to be kidding. Let me see that!
(Chris hands him the contract, and Read tears it up!)
Read: Yeah, now who’s laughing?
CWB: Mark, that’s a copy. Do you honestly think I’m stupid enough to hand you the original?
Read: Fine. You want me at Frostburn for control of the ASWF? You got it, punk.

Brandell rushes forward, but he is cut off by DJ U-Neek. The two stare one another off, before Brandell gives a contemptuous sneer and rolls out of the ring. Walker and Read stare one another off as we go to a break…..

Still to Come....
Big Pete/Sir Quincy Penfold III v DJ U-Neek/Mystery Partner
Trent Bowman© v The Beef for the Pacific Title in an I Quit Match
Brandell © v Chris Walker-Bush for the ASWF World Title

…we come back from break to see Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman on his way out to the ring, with the Pacific title over his shoulder. A clip of his earlier involvement with a mystery ‘referee’ is played as The Beef comes out. Beef hasn’t had a good time with ASWF talent in recent weeks, being beaten senseless by Big Pete earlier in the month. The referee is out, and the match is on!

Match 4- Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman vs. The Beef for the Pacific Championship
Trent starts things off by offering a handshake, but The Beef ignores it and attacks him! There’s obviously something on Beef’s mind! Beef has the early advantage, but Trent is able to block a punch and hit a snap suplex to even the ledger a little. Cover, but The Beef gets his shoulder up in time. The battle continues, with Trent’s superior technical ability meaning he controls the match for much of it. In fact, as he looks ready to hit the T-Bone Crusher (ironic, on the Beef) – Mark Read comes ringside with Bone Daddy! Mark Read distracts the referee, whilst Bone Daddy slides into the ring and hits the Bone Rattler on The Beef! Trent Bowman is momentarily stunned, but is soon on the receiving end of a Bone Rattler of his own! The referee is still tied up with Mark Read as Bone Daddy drags The Beef over to Trent Bowman and lies his arm across him! What’s going on?

The referee turns around, sees things, but doesn’t count. Why? Wait! He’s pulling off…. It’s a mask! He pulls of a mask, and it’s DJ U-Neek! He grabs Mark Read, who is still on the apron, and slingshots him into the ring. Turntables! Bone Daddy slides back into the ring, but Trent Bowman hits him with the Pacific title! U-Neek throws Read out of the ring, and Trent Bowman hits a T-Bone Crush on The Beef for the win. The LUF tried to screw him out of his title, but it backfired!
WINNER: Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman after 10:04

After we come back from commercial, Mark Read is in his office with Brandell.
Read: Alright, I don’t think I need to tell you how important it is that you make sure Walker-Bush is in a world of pain in tonight’s match.
Brandell: Sure thing, boss. He’s as good as dead.

Next up it’s the tag match, and Big Pete is out in the ring with Sir Quincy Penfold III already. Next out it’s DJ U-Neek, and the crowd aren’t too surprised to see that his partner is none other than Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman.

Match 5- Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman and DJ U-Neek vs. Big Pete and Sir Quincy Penfold III
Trent and Big Pete start things out, and Pete looks really switched on, focussing on Bowman’s back – which was undoubtedly hurt after copping a Bone Rattler. In fact, Pete even earns a little ire from the crowd when he continually prevents Bowman from tagging in DJ U-Neek. He eventually tags in Sir Quincy Penfold III, who uses a bridging German suplex to attempt an early cover. Bowman is somehow able to kick out, but a tag brings Big Pete back into the ring. Pete hits a big samba suplex on Bowman, but this time the cover is broken up by DJ U-Neek. He shoves Big Pete, and asks him what’s going on. The referee ushers him out of the ring, however, preventing Big Pete from explaining. Big Pete goes back to work on Trent Bowman, this time hitting a fisherman’s suplex. He then sets Trent up on the turnbuckle, and signals that he intends to hit a big time superplex. Wait! Trent shoves Big Pete from the top rope, and then hits him with a big flying elbow! They’re both down! Big Pete is crawling to his corner, and Bowman is crawling for DJ U-Neek. The tag is made! U-Neek and Sir Quincy Penfold III hit the ring. They brawl, but U-Neek soon gains the upper hand, and hits a big clothesline to floor Penfold. Big Pete charges into the ring, but gets hit with an atomic drop! DJ U-Neek plays to the crowd, and this allows Sir Quincy Penfold III to club him across the back, and hit a suplex of his own. Cover, but U-Neek is able to kick out. Meanwhile, Big Pete has been forced out of the ring by the referee. Sir Quincy Penfold III locks in a sleeper hold, but U-Neek forces Penfold hard into the turnbuckle, and is able to break the hold. Penfold is whipped, and Big Pete makes a blind tag! U-Neek still hits Quincy with a big clothesline, but he hasn’t seen the tag. Big Pete hits him from behind with a neckbreaker! He picks him up….turntables! He’s hit the Turntable on DJ U-Neek! That has to be it.

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NO! DJ U-Neek somehow got a shoulder up! Big Pete is furious! He’s yelling at the referee as DJ U-Neek stumbles to his feet. He spins Big Pete around and hits a Turntable of his own! 1-2-3! The pinfall is made before Sir Quincy Penfold III can get into the ring!
WINNERS: Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman and DJ U-Neek by pinfall after 14:33

U-Neek is celebrating, and Trent Bowman comes in to give him a hug. U-Neek turns around, and helps Big Pete up. The two hug! There’s no bad blood here!

Wait! Big Pete turns the hug into a belly to back suplex! Penfold is shocked! Trent Bowman rushes across, but Big Pete is up in time to deliver a low blow! TOMBSTONE! His neck has to be broken! Sir Quincy Penfold III asks Big Pete what’s going on, and gets a snap suplex for his trouble! Big Pete has cleaned house! He spits at the fallen DJ U-Neek, and storms out of the ring!

Match 6- Brandell © vs. Chris Walker-Bush for the ASWF World Title
Chris Walker-Bush reluctantly enters the ring, whilst Brandell talks trash to him. Let’s just say this match is over pretty quickly. Chris tries to get off some offence, but Brandell’s superior size gives him a distinct advantage. He gets the pinfall early on, after hitting a painful Brandell driver.
WINNER: Brandell by pinfall after 2:05

The crowd boos as Brandell drags Chris to his feet, and hits a second Brandell driver. The boos get louder as Mark Read struts out to the ring, and gestures for Brandell to hold Walker-Bush. He slaps him! Kick to the Groin! He’s kicked Walker-Bush in the family jewels, and then signals for Brandell to hit another Brandell driver! Three Brandell drivers! Walker-Bush has to be dead, and there’s nobody here to save him! The night goes off air with Walker-Bush a bloody mess, and Mark Read talking smack to him.

get the turntable up ya Petey old son ;) :D