Sean Lawrence will be posting a card in the near future.

The scene opens with the usual explosions and pyros goin off, and the fans screaming their lungs out. The announcer is in the ring...

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ASWF On Ed...

Suddenly "Animal Rap" by Jedi Mind Tricks hits, and LUF superstar Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence makes his way down to the ring, accompanied by 4 or 5 models. He enters the ring and grabs the mic...

Assassin: Now listen up, the ASWF is dead, how can we have a dead name for a show? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TURMOIL!

The crowd boos as the pyros go off as they did last week, and the stage is transformed into the LUF's version...

Assassin: Tonight, will be one of the most memorable nights in the history of this buisness, hell in the history of this industry. Tonight, the LUF will once and for all show why we are the dominant force in professional wrestling, and why we run things around here. Now, thanks to Chris Walker Bush and his team of jackasses losing at Insurrection, I have the right to pick tonight's card, every match that happens tonight, I will book. Hehe, now I know what you're thinking, Im just going to put myself in a World title match just for the hell of it, hehe, hell I probably should, but no! Tonight I have my focus set on destroying the ASWF once and for all!

First off, we will be having Mr Charisma and Drunken Phantom an entertaining, and exilerating, hell, a detonating match for the HARDCORE TITLE! But it wont be just any match, oh no, tonight. Tonight, those two will be competing in a match I like to call "Blind Man's Bluff", where I believe, its only fear, that the champion should be blindfolded, to even up the odds!

Next, we will be having a match to determine the number one contender for the Pacific Title, the winner will face the champion, whoever that maybe, right here next week on Turmoil! The participants will be, The Rock....and the BEEF!

Tonight will also see Bone Daddy up against Big Pete, however, in this match, if any ASWF superstar interferes, then Big Pete will be...FIRED!!!

We will also be having a match for the Pacific Title tonight, however I don't think that any stipulation would be more fit for this match, than a NO DQ match, between the champ The Ox...and IAN GORTON!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and by the way ASWF superstars are banned from ringside for this match aswell, as LUF knows that you cannot be trusted...

I know alot of fans out excited about the prospect of a DJ U-Neek set right here in the middle of the ring...but I'm sorry to inform you that this will not be happening, instead, on behalf of the LUF we will be having a perfromance from noneother than...William Hung!!!!!!!!

And in the main event tonight, we will be having a match which can be summed up in one word...ANARCHY! Because tonight, in this very ring, we will be having a tag team match...Sean "The Assassin" Lawrence and Brandell up against Chris Walker-Bush...and my brother Ray!!! However, I should note, that it doesnt look like Ray is here tonight, ans I'm sorry to say, that if he doesnt show up before the bell rings for the match to start, well, Chris, you'll be all on your own buddy! And just to make sure there is no outside interference, The LUF superstars will act as enforces and surround the ring during the match, to make sure there is no...trouble...

LETS GET TURMOIL STARTED!!!!!!!!!


Mr Charisma v Drunken Phantom for the Hardcore Title/MrCharisma will be blindfolded

The Rock v The Beef for #1 Contendership for the Pacific Title

Bone Daddy v Big Pete/If any ASWF superstar...Penfold hint hint...interferes, Pete will be fired

Trent Bowman v Ian Gorton for the Pacific Title/NO DQ, ASWF barred from ringside

Special perfromance by William Hung

Sean "The Assassin" Lawrence & Brandell v Chris Walker-Bush/Ray Lawrence, LUF to act as enforcers

Ah, nice card.

When will my punishment end???

*Backstage we see Trent Bowman walking down a hallway, he sees a stagehand and calls out to him*

Trent: Oi you, stagehand, come ere for a minute...

Stagehand: Yes sir what can I do for you?

Trent: I want you to take this note to Mark Read and Sean Lawrence for me

Stagehand: Rightaway sir

*As the stagehand runs off to Mark Reads office The Ox smiles to himself and says*

Trent: Its nice to see that being a champion does give you some form of officialness





*The stagehand knocks on the door of Mark Reads office and enters*

Stagehand: Mr Read sir, Trent Bowman asked me to deliver this note to you sir

Read: Well make yourself useful while you are here and read it to me you idiot.....

Stagehand: Yessir, it starts, Mark, Sean, my how the tables have turned, I was once the pinnacle of your organisation Read, one of its shining up and coming stars, and this is how you repay those that have shown you loyalty in the past? Hell if it wasn't for me you elongated apes penis, you wouldn't have even gotten into the building the first night you appeared in the aswf. Yet again, one of your moronic followers has seen fit to make me defend my title, which is fine with me, you of all people should know I like nothing better than a challenge, what does bother me is that you banned any aswf stars from ringside, yet, you didnt ban anyone else from ringside.

Read: Is that it?

Stagehand: nnn no sir

Read: Then keep going before I fire your arse you insolent moron

Stagehand: You and those band of brown nosing arse lickers might think you have got me and pinned me in a corner yet again read, but think again, in my hand, I have a Temporary Restraining Order, which states, that if you, or anyone remotely associated with or to you, comes anywhere near me in my match tonight, then legally, that match is null and void, if you stay away read, the match stands regardless of the result, if you don't however, I'll sue you for everything you have and at the end of it, you will be the one begging me for a job, so what do you think of that Bonehead?

Read: Get the hell out of my goddamn office now

*As the stagehand exits, Mark Read is seen with a worried look on his face*

Ian Gorton has just arrived at the building. he's carrying a sportsbag and wearing and Ian "Grappler" Gorton T-Shirt. Just then a reporter come into shot and goes over to him.

REPORTER: Ian, Ian
IAN:(Annoyed) What d'ya want ya' little pip squeek?
REPORTER: Well I was just wanting your thoughts on your match tonight.
IAN: First of all I aint got time for interviews. I know you saw what happened in the Burswood Dome last week how Bowman got lucky in more ways than one. Well Tonight I aint gonna go out and do another long winded promo. Tonight I'll be letting me wrestling do all the talking for me and doing whatever it take to become champion.
REPORTER: Well you know that the ASWF stars have been banned from the ring for this match.
IAN: So they should be, they've done nothing but piss me off since I got here. SO that'll only help me become champ cuz you know where next week's Turmoil will be?
REPORTER: Yeah Newcastle NSW
IAN: Exactly. My home town. So I will do whatever it takes tonight to become champ and if I gotta take a leaf out of Bowman's book I will.

Ian then walks off

A purple figure in full armor is seen walking out of a full pub getting grabed at by female fans especialy some realy big ones. He pushes them off and stumbles across the road to a newly opened Delicious noodle house. Where he is served by a gorgeous asian woman.

The Drunken Phantom: Oh hello i would like your hot box... burp i mean the hot box noodle combination no...?

The drunken phantom then looks at his fingers on his left hand and counts them

Um... 1...2....3....4...5 yeah five.

Noodle girl: Yes sir box 5 would you like that mild medium or hot.


The Drunken Phantom: um extra hot please.

Noodle girl: Ok ill just tell the chef

the girl then turns around and shouts out the order in japanese and the chef who looks quite familiar to the Ghost who drinks. The chef looks over and recognises the phantom and yells out to him.

Noodle chef: Hello phantom son, sorry about the news of Senor and Mr Insane O that tonto is a right royal pain he ruined my tag team carear and you can maybe say my wrestling carear now i just work here to pay the rent.

The Drunken Phantom: Oh chopstick how are ya matey...hic... did you here i have to take on Mr Charima again and he's blind folded this is bloody embarassing.

Chopstick: You should fight him in a high flying match or somthing he is more comfortable with may be a chain saw match where you loose if you bleed first.

The Drunken Phantom: Thats a bloody great idea champ.

chopstick hands the drunken phantom his meal.

Chopstick: No worrys heres your meal and dont worry theres no laxitives in this one.

*Big Pete is seen in the locker room dressed in his wrestling attire and listening to his Ipod, he looks extremely calm and seems to be joking around with the other ASWF wrestlers as he leaves the locker room to speak to Chris*

Chris: Pete nice to see you again. Last week the LUF set you up to take on your good friend beef which you won what are your thoughts?

Big Pete: Well it was great to finally pick up a win and you know the feeling of victory is just so great so overwhelming.

Chris: Well...that's good to hear so Pete tonight you'll be taking on Bone Daddy, what are your thoughts on that?

Big Pete: Yeah you know, I'll just improve what I did last week to beef and have a little fun you know.

Chris: Also can I get your thoughts on one last subject. Last week you asked Penfold to team with you any real reasons why?

Big Pete: I just wanted him to be my tag partner what's wrong with that?!

Chris: Nothing...just

*Pete storms off, Chris is left dumb-founded as the camera fades to black*

**DJ U-Neek is seen entering the building in wrestling atire, fresh out of jail on bail after being arrested on last weeks show, a ASWF reporter rushes over to him for a commet**

Reporter: Dj, can i get a comment from you over your recent troubles?
Dj U-Neek: No, i aint got time, but what you CAN do is tell me who i got tonight, i dont even know yet
Reporter: Umm well errr
Dj U-Neek: Well come on co-jack, spit it out, i aint got all day
Reporter: Umm well Dj, you know that Sean Lawrence got to decide the card tonight dont you?
Dj U-Neek: What the fuck is this? Who wants to be a millionaire? I lock in B Eddie - of corse i fuckin knew... just tell me who im makin my bitch tonight
Reporter: Well ya see thats the thing... you dont have a match tonight, Sean Lawrence decided a special performance by William Hung was a better option

**Dj takes his glasses off and stares down at the reporter**

Dj U-Neek: William Hung?
Reporter: Yea he is that asian dude from americ...
Dj U-Neek: Homie, shut the fuck up, i know who William Hung is, i just cant get my head around this shit... those punk ass LUF superstars are shit scared of me, and hell why wouldnt they be, im the most U-Neek athlete in this business, why wouldnt put me on the card, im what these people came to see.
Reporter: I guess after the impact you made last week they dont want you doing that again...
Dj U-Neek: You know where Read's office is?
Reporter: Yea of corse
Dj U-Neek: Good, i want you to give him this message from me:

Read, last week you tried to keep me out of the arena, you failed, and as a result i made your champion brandell my bitch... so this week you and LUF homies dont want me to make an impact, hey thats cool, you can give that method a try too but bad knows chump, im in the arena and so long as im an arena packed out full of U-Neek freaks im gonna make an impact... you wont when, you wont know why but someone tonight is getting the tables turned and there aint a damn thing you can do to stop me. Not the cops, not your LUF cronies and most certainlly not that punk ass you call a champion, Brandell.

You make sure he gets that message

Reporter: Yes Mr. U-Neek

**Dj walks off toward his dressing room looking deep in thought about how he will make an impact tonight**

the camera flick on in MrCharisma's room where he is rocking back on his leather chair at a desk, talking on his mobile phone

MrC: Listen here poof, I need you to teach me. Yes you, I need you to use your Special Olympic's blind fencing experience on me and teach me the masterful art that is kicking some dudes arse when you can't see shit.

MrC: Ah huh, ah huh, right. This is what we do right, we're going to get a big arse stick which I can hit someone with... yah like that walking stick except it'll be mad of sick arse metal that'll hurt more.

MrC: Hey bro, do you recon I can get one of those sick dogs?

Brandell is seen walking around his locker room warming up for tonights match. He appears to be frustrated at something.

Brandell: Man I wish I could just get a week off. My head is still killing after I that lout attacked me last week, that prick thinks he is the shit. What a fucking wanker he can't even hold onto his own "Pacific" title and he wants to start with me? Get stuffed, I am one of the most successful champions in the history of the ASWF. I am currently undefeated since the resumption on the ASWF and everyone thinks they all deserve a shot. All I have to say is thank christ there is someone around who has some brains I mean Mark is a very smart man and he lets me know each and every day how important I am to the ASWF, he doesn't just throw me in some useless fight with a no talent hack, he asks me if I want to fight him, he cares for all his wrestlers, not like that bitch Bush. Tonight I will once again show him how much of a mistake it was to turn your back on one of the most talented men to step inside the squared circle. And if that little bitch tries to jump me again...I'll show him the T-Bag...something he will not forget anytime soon...

Sir Quincy Penfold the Third, resident statesmen of this heree company, sits on a sofa with his legs crossed. He shakes his sadly at another pointless, tiresome, revolting, uninspiring, imbecilic, redundent promo by Barndell. He looks fondly at the cup of earl grey tea to his right, and sighs...

"If only somebody would warrant a response from yours truly. I feel a gaping casm in this SO CALLED card for tonight.... The fact that no-BODY seems to feel the bravado to face down certain defeat and face this gentlemen GRAP-pler. To make the heros charge when one has the LOW-er ground is not an easy role, E-special-LY when Sir Quincy Penfold and his magnificent moustache emporium are at the top of said hill! Also undefeated i might add since the rebirth of this mongrel organism we call the ASWF and also the only wrestler in ASWF with a winning record over our greasy pig PAPER champion, Barndell. Thats all O....K THOUGH, i have no interest in Barndells title and the grease and mould that no doubts festers upon it nowadays. I suppose i'll have to enter-TAIN myself tonight...Whats this about large pete needing some fatherly advice...."

SQP3 sips his Earl Grey tea as the cameras fade to a much less interesting and wonderful promo then his...

cameras during the night see MrCharisma dressed up in all black, with his eyes closed and is being guided around by a seeing eye dog.

What the hell is that for?

Will post results later today (Friday)

The second ever episode of ASWF Turmoil goes to air, with a picture of Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence flashing briefly over the top of the ASWF logo to indicate that he is booking tonight’s show.

Trent Bowman vs. Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton in a No DQ Match for the Pacific Title (No ASRL members ringside)

Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence and Brandell vs. Chris Walker-Bush and Ray Lawrence

The show kicks off with Bone Daddy making his way to the ring. Before he can get down the ramp, however, Big Pete rushes out and lays ambushes him! Pete sends him crashing into the stairs before rolling him into the ring.

Match 1- Bone Daddy vs. Big Pete
With Bone Daddy already rattled from his pre-match beating, Big Pete dominates the early going with whips and sharp suplexes. Cover, but Bone Daddy gets an arm up. The crowd boos as Mark Read makes his way ringside and takes up a commentary position. He tells the fans that he’s just here to make sure Sir Quincy Penfold III doesn’t interfere and get Big Pete fired. Pete wastes valuable time in yelling at Read, and Bone Daddy gets in a reverse neckbreaker to gain some momentum. He uses his hard brawling style to back Pete into a corner, and goes up top to deliver the ten punch. Wait! Big Pete has him set up… POWERBOMB! That shook the ring! Cover, but Read slides into the ring and drags the referee away. The ref things about calling a DQ, but Read shakes his head, and the match continues. Read and Bone Daddy beat on Big Pete for a while, but as Bone Daddy sets up for the Bone Rattler, the titantron comes on with images of Sir Quincy Penfold III making is way towards the ring! Bone Daddy and Mark Read prepare to greet the Englishman, but Big Pete rolls Bone Daddy up with a schoolboy! 1-2-3! He’s done it, and without any interference from Penfold!
WINNER: Big Pete by pinfall after 11:13

Bone Daddy and Mark Read take offence at the cheap win, and they continue to beat on Big Pete. Bone Daddy sets him up… Bone Rattler! Wait, now Sir Quincy Penfold III is on his way down the ramp! He hits some old fashioned chops on Read before sending him out of the ring with a back body drop. Meanwhile, Big Pete has fought back, and tombstones Bone Daddy! The ASWF have cleaned house!

Match 2- The Beef vs. The Rock for #1 Pacific Contendership
This one gets underway with Rocky in firm control, using his brand of electric brawling to keep The Beef penned up and on the defensive. A big spine buster has the fans sure that Beef will be an easy beat, but he manages to kick out at the last second. The Rock does his best look of wide eyed shock. Rocky sets Beef up for a Rock Bottom, but he manages to battle out of it and hit a superkick. He goes up top for a flying elbow drop, but this time it’s Rocky moving away and surprising his opponent. The battle continues for some time, with Rock continually getting near falls before Beef manages to hit the Beef Driver out of nowhere! The two are down, and a ten count is applied. Beef is crawling…crawling…he manages to cover The Rock. 1-2-3! The Beef is the #1 Pacific contender!
WINNER: The Beef by pinfall after 13:22

Backstage we see William Hung’s limousine arriving. He’s got a big performance of his hit song ‘She Bangs’ right before tonight’s main event tag match between the LUF’s Sean Lawrence and Brandell, and the ASWF’s Chris Walker-Bush and Ray Lawrence.

Match 3- Mr Charisma © vs. Drunken Phantom for the Hardcore Title in a Champion is Blindfolded Match
Mr Charisma comes out to the ring with the aid of a Seeing Eye dog and a cane, whilst Drunken Phantom is wearing his usual attire of a pair of faded jeans and a wifebeater. Drunken Phantom looks to capitalise on Charisma being blind-folded, but the Seeing Eye dog launches itself at the former champ, allowing Charisma to score a stinging hit with his cane! The referee tries in vain to eject the dog from ringside, as Charisma corners Phantom and pummels him with the cane! The ref eventually calls for a break, and Phantom punts Charisma in the jewels! Cover, but the champ is able to kick out. Phantom hits a suplex onto a garbage can, but Charisma is again able to roll out. Phantom rushes at Charisma, but gets back dropped over the ropes. Charisma reaches beneath the ring and produces something… a cat collar complete with bell! He pockets it as Drunken Phantom comes back into the ring with a chair. He blasts Charisma with it! Cover, but Charisma manages to both kick out and attach the collar to the challenger. Now Drunken Phantom can’t move without making a sound! The two brawl some more, but Phantom gets frustrated with the collar and tries to tear it off. Charisma gives him a kick to the crotch and hits the Twist of Fate! 1-2-3! Charisma retains!
WINNER: Mr Charisma by pinfall after 8:55

Next up it’s Trent Bowman against Ian Gorton for the Pacific Title in a No DQ match! Stay tuned!

(Will post the rest after Smackdown)

What the?? The Phantom wears a purple suit and mask not a bloody wife beater and singlet!!! Argh!!!!!! What is happening to my character he didnt even drink any thing!!!!!

Match 4- Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman vs. Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton for the Pacific Title in a No DQ Match
Before the match, the referee reminds both competitors that there is to be no outside interference during this match, much to Ian Gorton’s chagrin. Things start off in a superb showcase of the talents of these two technical wrestlers, with Gorton getting the early advantage after a good example of chain wrestling leads into a sharp snap suplex. Cover, but Bowman kicks out. Gorton goes to work on Trent’s neck with a series of neckbreakers, sleeper holds, and deliberate blows to the back of the head. The crowd rallies behind the Pacific champion, however, and he slowly battles his way back into the bout with some chops and kicks, before hitting a t-bone suplex that sends Gorton tumbling to the outside. Bowman takes a much needed rest, and when Gorton rolls back in, he’s got a chair! Bowman is on him before he can use it, and the chair clatters to the mat. DDT! DDT onto the chair! Gorton has been laid out! 1-2-NO! Gorton somehow kicked out. Bowman picks up the chair and blasts Ian across the face with it. Gorton tumbles back out of the ring, and this time Bowman follows, sensing the end is near. At the top of the ramp are Sean Lawrence and Bone Daddy, with security telling them they’re not allowed to approach the ring on orders from Mark Read. Bowman drags the exhausted Gorton up behind security, and hits a stalling suplex right onto the hard floor! Bone Daddy and Lawrence are furious, but there’s nothing they can do. Bowman leaves Gorton battered on the floor, and takes time out to give the two LUF aligned stars a spray. Gorton’s back to his feet…he collects a chair… and blasts Bowman with it! The LUF star sets him up for a big suplex and the two tumble off the side of the ramp and through a table! They’re both down, and nobody’s moving! The referee checks on both, and they’re unconscious. He’s got no choice but to rule a no contest! Trent Bowman retains!
WINNER: No contest (Bowman retains) after 14:07

Once the medics have taken Trent Bowman and Ian Gorton away, William Hung and his band set up at the top of the rent. Mark Read has the fit LUF competitors come out and take seats on the ramp to watch the show. Hung starts off with ‘She Bangs’, and is heading into his second song (‘Thriller’ by Michael Jackson) when Mark Read gets on the mike, laughing.
Read: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Stop playing, seriously. We surrender. If this is Walker-Bush’s way to scare us off, it’s working.
Hung: I don’t understand….
Read: Let me speak extra slowly for you, William. You….no….talented….
Suddenly one of Hung’s band members steps forward, tearing his beard off to reveal that he’s DJ U-Neek! He breaks the acoustic guitar over Read’s head, but before he can continue his assault, he’s held down by Brandell, Bone Daddy, and Sean Lawrence.
Read: You want a fight, U-Neek? Fine! You can partner Walker-Bush in his tag match tonight. Ray’s not here, so we’ll just have to beat someone else up!
LUF beat on DJ U-Neek before rolling him into the ring for his match.

Match 5- Brandell and Sean Lawrence vs. Chris Walker-Bush and DJ U-Neek
Walker-Bush is forced to start out, facing off against Sean Lawrence and not looking happy about it. To his credit, he tries to fight, but is clearly outmatched by the experienced technical wrestler. After hitting a triple German suplex and repeatedly attacking Walker-Bush’s ankle with the Chain Reaction, Lawrence drags the badly beaten ASWF commissioner over to his corner and tags in Brandell. Brandell delivers a hard shot to the kidneys, and then picks up Walker-Bush for a fallaway slam. Cover, but Brandell lets him up before the three. Walker scrambles desperately to reach DJ U-Neek, but Brandell drags him back into the centre of the ring. U-Neek tries to enter, and while the ref keeps him out, Lawrence and Brandell hit a painful double team neckbreaker on Walker. Tag is made, and Lawrence again locks in the Chain Reaction. Walker is in a world of hurt, but just as he looks ready to snap, U-Neek comes in and breaks up the submission. This gets the ref in his face again, and Brandell and Lawrence drag him testicles first into the ring post! Brandell then hits the t-bag, which would surely end it, but the LUF aren’t finished humiliating Walker-Bush. Brandell whips Walker and, on the rebound, collects him with a stinging big boot. The tag is made to Lawrence, who hits an elbow from the top rope. U-Neek is reaching out for the tag, but Walker’s almost unconscious from the beating he’s taken. Lawrence bounces off the ropes, but U-Neek cracks him across the back with a stiff chop! Lawrence is momentarily distracted, as Walker-Bush climbs to his feet and hits the Kick to the Groin! Both men are down, and the crowd cheers Walker-Bush in as he struggles to reach U-Neek. Lawrence manages to get across and tag to Brandell, just as Walker-Bush slaps the out-stretched hand of U-Neek!

Brandell looks terrified, but rushes at U-Neek anyway. A big back body drop sends him crashing to the canvas, and as Lawrence comes in to attack, he is met with a clothesline. U-Neek is cleaning house, as he beats on the two LUF aligned wrestlers. He tosses Lawrence to the outside, and then sets Brandell up for the turntables… he hits it! Brandell rolls to the outside, however, and U-Neek follows him! The two brawl up the ramp and out of sight, leaving Walker-Bush and Lawrence to finish the match. Lawrence beckons Walker into the ring, and the two begin brawling. Lawrence, obviously, gets the upper hand. A stiff whip into the corner post has Walker screaming in agony, but as Lawrence signals for the Lethal Scope, Walker shoves him into the referee, who goes down. The crowd pops as Ray Lawrence jumps the barrier and enters the ring, hitting the Lethal Scope on his brother! The damage done, Ray makes a quick exit, and Walker-Bush covers.

1….

2….

Kickout! Sean Lawrence kicks out! Walker-Bush is in shock, and Lawrence battles up to a standing position before hitting a Lethal Scope of his own. 1-2-3! It’s over. Sean Lawrence and Brandell have defeated Chris Walker-Bush and DJ U-Neek!
WINNER: Sean Lawrence and Brandell by pinfall after 21:03

BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you took my idea to a new level of extreme. Go MrCharisma, that's awesome!

The champ is still here yo!

Brandell surely is a god...Muah ha ha...He doesn't even have to be in the arena to win a match how good is he...No really how good is he...

Brandell FEARS Dj U-Neek ;)

He fears no one especially not a freak like him.