Brandell © vs. Big Pete for the ASWF World Championship

Team LUF (Mark Read, Sean Lawrence, Ian Gorton, The Rock, and Bone Daddy) vs. Team ASWF (Chris Walker-Bush, Brandell, The Beef, DJ U-Neek and Sir Quincy Penfold III) for control of the ASWF

Drunken Phantom © vs. MrCharisma vs. Stronach for the HC Title

Trent 'The Ox' Bowman vs. DJ U-Neek to unite the Pacific and Australian Titles

Ian 'Grappler' Gorton vs. The Rock for #1 Pacific Contendership

*Big Pete is standing outside the arena, staring at it as a confused and injured Chris stands by him*

Chris: So Big Pete, tonight it's judgement day, this is said to be the last match of the Brandell/Big Pete fued, what are your thoughts and feelings?

Big Pete: It's real simple Chris, my thoughts are mainly of defeating Brandell and my feelings is that no matter what tonight, I'm going to go out there and give it my all.

Chris: To be honest Pete, you don't have a real good record with him do you, so what are you going to be doing differently tonight?

Big Pete: Tonight, well you'll see later but to say what I will do differently to be quite honest I don't even know. I've been training all week, I've been training with the greats for example Shawn Michaels and Taz have both improved my fitness and have both taught me a few new moves which I may introduce tonight. I know I've built myself before saying I'm going to do it and that I wasn't going to dissapoint but tonight infront of all these screaming Australian fans they're going to see me try my absolute best, to counter all of Brandells smart moves and also see me avenge what he did to you last week.

Chris: Well uh thanks...actually Pete I got to ask you something, you see my medical insurance...

Big Pete: I'm a nice guy...but I'm not that nice, you'll have to scab money off the Dominatrix who I've heard has been bringing in the dough as of late.

Chris: Thanks for the tip, so before you walk through those doors do you have one final message?

Big Pete: I'm ready...

Chris: Thanks for your time best of luck

*Big Pete walks into the arena*

Chris: Well we're just hours away from the biggest PPV event in ASWF history, I hope everyone at home is excited as I am...now where is that Dominatrix...

Ian Gorton is in the back being interviewed

REPORTER:Ian Gorton tonight you are one of a number of superstars who have double duty tonight No only are you part of Team LUF but your facing The Rock for the number one condendership to the Pacific Title. What are your thought on this?

IAN: My thoughts? Well for starters I find it rather ironic that I'm wrestling a guy tonight for number one contendership to, then later tonight I'm on the same team as. Secondly I did nothing wrong in that match the eunich just got bloody luck. But it's just a matter of time before your luck runs out and I make it third time lucky. But onto later on. I've been waiting for this ever since I got here. To get my mits on those in Team ASWF.

REPORTER:Yes you've made it well know.

IAN: Of course because I wont be seeing opponants in the ring in that match tonight. I'll bee seeing the powers at be in there tonight. The whole saga has set my career back. You see I was getting myself off the ground and into Main Event status, why I even beat our former World Champ, then the ASWF bought them out and threw a spanner into the works. Well tonight. Those egos are gonna explode and I'm gonna get my career back on track and march on. And Rock. yeah were on the same team tonight but your still in for the Biggest dog fight of your life cuz I'm gonna hit ya' with everything I got. Even the kitchen sink. And to those in the powers at be. Your gonna learn tonight that Ian Gorton is the real deal.

Ian then goes out of shot.

REPORTER:Hhmmm well I just glad I'm not in the ring tonight.

**Trapt - Headstrong hits the arena as Dj U-Neek accompanied by Kristy heads to the ring, the crowd explode into cheers... Kristy has a mic...**

Kristy: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, U-Neek freaks across the land put your hands and lungs together for your Pacific Champion... DJ... UUUUU-NEEK!

**crowd errupt into a "D-J!" Chant as Kristy passes the mic to Dj, Dj steals a quick kiss for his troubles**

Dj U-Neek: TONIGHT! Ladies and gentleman, tonight, you will witness history, tonight, infront of this sold out crowd and the 1000's of U-Neek freaks around the world will witness the start of a revolution, the begining of an era of dominance by the single most U-Neek athlete in the business. Tonight Dj U-Neek and Kristy take a step toward greatness... a step toward the world title and a step toward the future

**crowd errupt into another DJ chant**

Dj U-Neek: and the first 2 steps come tonight, step 1, is i take that LUF cronie, The Ox Bowman, and i whoop that phoney's ass all over this arena, and i unite the Pacific and Australian titles, then the 2nd step, and most importantly, tonight, i will end this LUF debarcle, Brandell, Penfold, Beef, we've had our problems in the past but tonight, we put them aside for one match... so we can send Mark Read and the LUF cronies packing!

I dont give a shit if i am the last man standing for team ASWF, i dont care if its me V alll mutherfucking 5 of those LUF pricks, so long as there is a breath in my body, i will not give up and i will not allow the hard work and sacrifices i and the rest of the ASWF roster have made to get we're are, i aint gonna let some 2nd rate peice of donkey shit like Mark Read ruin that...

**CROWD ERRUPT AGAIN!!!**

Dj U-Neek: TONIGHT, DJ U-neek comes of age, i will unite the Pacific and Australian titles and i will ensure that team ASWF emerge victorious... LUF, Trent Bewman, what you gonna do, when Dj U-Neek and the U-Neek freaks TURN THOSE MUTHAFUCKIN TABLES!

**Trapt - Headstrong hits as the crowd errupt into huge U-Neek chants go around, Dj throws down the mic and essorts Kristy to the backstage area arm in arm **

Sir Quincy Penfold the Third, the source of great admiration and love through out the world of handlebar moustaches and the ASWF is humbly eating a muffin back stage. It has a fine type of jam on it, a gift from English Prime Minister Tony Blair, who is also a huge SQP3 fan...

SQP3:Hmmpff, Tony just doesnt know his jams, how pilfering-LY horrible!

SQP3 throws the jar of jam in the trash receptacle. He does so in a way that oozes class. It is hard to believe he is willing to grace such a lowly place as the ASWF with his awe-inspiring presence. It rumoured that over 78%, including paper champion Brandell, have a photo of SQP3 that they carry where ever they go. SQP3 looks over the card for tonight and is suprised to see he is wrestling in some kind of survivor series type match up.

SQP3:?.Am i to believe that if i am the soul survivor of said match-up, that i am the new leader of the ASWF? What A spiffy idea! SQP3 CEO! My first order of business will be to replace Brandell with a dancing monkey...no, not large pete! My, this is a turn of events indeed! SQP3, old bean, you've done it again! i just hope this jelly beans of the human species don't feel to bad working for a gent that has been dominating week in and week out! jolly good! Now, wheres my spare devonshire jam?

*Cameras fade to the back, as an interviewer knocks on the dressing room door of the Australian Champion, Trent 'The Ox' Bowman*

*The door opens*

Interviewer: Trent, this week, you go into your match at Insurrection having suffered a defeat at the hands of Brandell and the LUF, what are your thoughts?

Trent: My thoughts are quite simple, what goes around comes around, there will be a time Mark Read, when your cronies aren't around to watch your back, so you had better watch yours, because when that times comes, I will get my revenge, it could be when you enter your hotel room tonight, it could be when you enter the toilet in your dressing room, hell it could be right smack bang in the middle of the main event match between the LUF and ASWF tonight, you never know.

Interviewer: And your thoughts on tonights unification match?

Trent: I saw Dj-U Neeks promo earlier, suffice to say that he seems preoccupied with what he is going to do in the future, he is making my job easy for me, which isnt exactly how I wanted to win tonights match, but a win is a win, instead of focusing on the present like he should, he is looking to what he thinks are bigger and better things, a very very big mistake on his part and one that he is going to pay dearly for, and thats all ive got to say about that.

*And with that, Trent slams the door shut on the interviewer*

Interviewer: Back to you at ringside*

Brandell arrives with an entourage of men in support keeping the adoring crowd away. Somehow one of the interviewers sneaks past the men and gets to the champ

Interviewer: Brandell, tonight you go into what is surely the two biggest matches of your professional career, everything is on the line tonight you must be nervous.

Brandell: Listen dick weed, I have nothing to fear tonight because I believe in my team 100%. I am confident that we will turn out on the winning side when everything is decided.

Interviewer: what about the fact that you have to face Big Pete for the title in what will no doubt be a brutal match and then have to back up with Pete on your side that doesn't worry you at all?

Brandell: No not one bit. I will beat Pete tonight in top time that way I won't be exhausted at all, who cares if Pete is able to back up the real star on the team is me.Now piss off I have meetings with important clients before tonight gets underway.

Brandell ansd the entourage enter the arena

The Drunken Phantom wakes up in a gutter covered in filth and grime. As the Phantom pulls him self out of the gutter his stomach rumbles. As the Ghost that drinks walks down the street he comes apon a kebab store with a flashing fluro green sighn " Fish Heads 24hr Kebabs". The Phantom walks in.

The Drunken Phantom: Hi mate could i have a chicken keba with all the salads and bbq sauce.

Kebab Guy: No way you think you can take our champion Charisma's title then pretend your so good by defending it half a dozen times against those jokers and when you finally get the guts to take on our hero you challenge him in a three way match with that cheating has been cop. Get out of my shop.

The kebab guy pulls out a chain saw from under the counter and starts it up

The Drunken Phantom: Sorry mate i just wanted a kebab.

The drunken phantom calmly walks out of the kebab shop and stumbles over to the bakery across the road where he orders half a dozen meat pies with bbq sauce. The he is hailed by a bunch of drunken aussie yobs who give him a VB to skull.

Johnathan Gooch Man, Bush's personal assitant is waiting out the front of his office when Brandell approaches

Brandell: Move Gooch boy I need to see the boss.

Gooch: No I don't think so brundel, Mr Bush does not want to be disturbed especially by you.

Brandell: I need to see him it's important, it's about the match tonight.

Gooch: Look here's 40 cents you pathetic piece of shit now take a hike.

Brandell: 40 cents for what?

Gooch: To call someone who cares, beat it.

Brandell: You watch who your talking to boy, remember I'm the chapion.

Gooch: chump more like it, and anyway after tonight you might not even be the champ. I know if Bush had his way....

Brandell: What did you say?

Gooch: Nothing, fark off.

Brandell storms off in a huff, mumbling something under his breath....

The show begins with the usual array of fireworks, light show and ASWF dancers but as it all dulls down, fans begin to notice two black potiums beside the entrance from backstage. Fans look baffled as they attempt to work out their own theories while others with their wireless laptops, begin to post rumours upon the internet.

After about a mintue of nothingness, MrCharisma's music hits and he enters from backstage accompanied by the lovely KassandRa. The pair walk down to ringside and eventually get in the ring and are given a mic.

MrCharisma: I've got some very important business to deal with, so yes sir. You see, I've been getting alot of phone calls. Nothing unusual for MrCharisma, you know, ladies wanting want to be Charisma-ised and usually follows by their angry boyfriends. But you see, more and more often I'm getting these two blokes calling me off the hook. Now if you know MrCharisma, there's no queer eye on this wog guy so what I've done is ask them both to come in tonight and settle things.

The first man appears and is dressed much like a homeless bum. Tattered brown clothes which look to be made out of potato sack material. His hair is all messy and is clumped together with twigs and leaves. The other man follow shortly after, except he is a quiet fat man, wearing nothing other then a dirty chefs apron which is covered in food stains. The pair seperate and stand behind a podium each. At closer glace the fat man looks like ASWF leader Chris Walker-Bush while the hobo looks like LUF leader Mark Reed


MrCharisma: Each of you have been calling MrCharisma and we all know why, to convince MrCharisma of joining an alliance. But who you may ask? This is your chance to sway MrC and the lovely KassandRa to join your povo groups and then brighten up your life.

CBW HEY HEY HEY (much like Fat Albert). You see son, if you join the ASWF you're gracing us with your awesome presence...

M.Reed Our Charisma, who arte in the ring... grace us this day, our daily charisma....

MrCharisma: Oh my god, you guy suck more balls then Aaron the Cheerleader! audience cheers. Listen up stooges, this is how we're going to play it. We're gunna have a Charisma-auction. You are going to use and offer deals to me until the other one can't match it. THEN, I will make a decision on which of you dumb bastards is lieing and if I can get these great things... let's begin!


M.Reed 1 kebab
CBW 2 kebabs
M.Reed 3 kebabs
CBW 4 kebabs
M.Reed 5 kebabs
CBW 5 kebabs and 1 can of coke
M.Reed 5 kebabs and 1 bottle of coke
CBW 5 kebabs, 1 bottle of coke and some baclava
M.Reed 5 kebabs, 1 bottle of coke and some baclava served by a hot chick
CBW 5 kebabs, 1 bottle of coke and some baclava served by a hot naked chick
M.Reed 5 kebabs, 1 bottle of coke and some baclava served by a hot naked chick which you can eat from between her breasts
CBW you can give her your kebab in a fully paid hotel;)
M.Reed ahhh shit, you can have my wife for the night

MrCharisma Hold up! You can't offer me something I've already had Mark, so that bid will be stricken from the books...

M.Reed a limo full of hot chicks
CBW a fully sic WRX
M.Reed backstage pass' to every concert you want
CBW you can star in the new Jet Li movie

MrCharisma Do I kick his arse?
CBW Yes...
MrCharisma Very well, go on...

M.Reed 1 million dollars!!!!
CBW ah shit... you've got me
M.Reed oh yes... you're joining me Charisma

MrCharisma Yes except for the fact that you're a bum and don't have any money to offer me, you lieing piece of shit. Looking at fatso CWB, I can obviously see he has money. So MrCharisma is A.S.W.F

MrCharisma with KassandRa following, look to exit backstage and pass Walker-Bush and Reed. Just before he exits, MrCharisma looks at 'Reed', raises an eyebrow... and then launches an attack on him, hitting the Deep Down on him before leaving

*Cameras fade to the back as Trent 'The Ox' Bowman is seen pacing the backstage area muttering to himself the words "Revenge on Read, Revenge on Read, Revenge on Read" over and over, looking crazed*

Hhmmm I guess CWB has been flat chat again this week

He posted on LU that he'd have them by either last night...which usually means today.

Yeah, sorry guys, will get them up today. Got a mother-fucker of a headcold, so I've been hitting the hay earlier. They'll be up by tonight.

It's cool CWB, just take your time with it.

(Longest results I've ever written, lol)

It’s a huge crowd on hand as ASWF Insurrection kicks off, and no time is wasted as Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton hits the ring to take on The Rock.

Match 1- Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton vs. The Rock for #1 Pacific Contendership
The two opponent’s circle one another for a few moments, and it looks tense. Mark Read’s face appears on the Titantron!
Read: For the good of the team, gentlemen…

The Rock lies down! Gorton covers! 1-2-3!
WINNER: Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton via pinfall after 0:45

The crowd roundly boos the pair, but Gorton takes up the mike.
Gorton: I’m not stupid (crowd answers ‘Yes, you are’). I know that Walker-Bush just gave us this match to tire us before the match that will decide the future of this two bit organisation. We’re not going to fall for it, Bush. We’re going to be fresh, and we’re going to beat you down in that match to take over.

Match 2- Drunken Phantom © vs. MrCharisma vs. Stronach for the Hardcore Title
The three hardcore freaks get it on, as the crowd cheers for their respective heroes. Drunken Phantom and Stronach start things off, with the champion gaining early control when he breaks a bottle over Stronach’s head and hits a snap German suplex. Quick cover, but MrCharisma comes in and slaps Phantom across the back with a chair! He then picks up the champion and dumps him to the outside, where KassandRa lays into him with her boots. Charisma sets up Stronach in a tree of woe, before setting up a chair on his face and doing a baseball slide. Stronach looks out of it. Charisma covers, but the corrupt cop manages to kick out. Drunken Phantom is now back in the ring, and he takes a deep swig of alcohol. What’s he doing? He lights a match, and breathes fire at MrCharisma! The Maltese idol leaps out of the ring, where KassandRa rushes to extinguish the flames. Stronach, now to his feet, punts Phantom in the crotch! He then hits a stalling brainbuster, before going out of the ring to fetch a chair. KassandRa rushes at him, and he slaps her upside the head with the steel chair! Phantom seizes his opportunity though, and a top rope dropkick sends Stronach into the crowd! The two brawl through the crowd, and gradually make their way up onto a balcony! They’re battling on a precarious perch! Stronach grabs a chair, but misses with his swing. Phantom hits a dropkick, and Stronach falls off the balcony and plummets through a pile of tables! He has to be dead! MrCharisma scurries through the crowd and makes the cover. 1-2-3!
ELIMINATED: Stronach after 5:45

The match continues, with Phantom and Charisma eventually returning to the ring. Phantom whips Charisma, who reverses, and Phantom gets hit across the back with a sledgehammer shot from KassandRa! He drops to his knees, and a snapkick knocks him over. Cover, but the reigning champion kicks out. KassandRa tosses Charisma a frozen pizza, and he cracks Drunken Phantom over the head with it! Cover, but the champion manages to kick out at the last moment. MrCharisma looks furious, and he slides out of the ring to grab the sledgehammer from his valet. He returns with it, but Drunken Phantom has grabbed a fire extinguisher, and sprays him in the face as he returns! Kick to the crotch, and he’s hitting the Ol’ One Two! Charisma is out cold, but KassandRa slides into the ring to break up the pinfall. Phantom wastes valuable time tossing her out of the ring, and Charisma scores a quick roll up with the feet on the rope! 1-2-3! It’s over!
WINNER: MrCharisma by pinfall after 11:07

Trent Bowman comes out to ‘Boys Light Up’ in his Australian Kangaroos jersey. U-Neek is out next, with the beautiful Kristy at his side.

Match 3- Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman vs. DJ U-Neek for the Pacific/Australian Title
The two opponents circle one another, with U-Neek definitely the more popular of the two superstars. Tie up, and Bowman gets off the early offence in the form of a whip and a reverse elbow. Cover, but U-Neek kicks out without effort. Bowman whips again, but U-Neek reverses and sends the Australian champion into the corner. Rushing backward elbow, but Bowman moves and cracks U-Neek’s head on the turnbuckle. Quick roll-up, no count. Kristy is cheering for her man from the outside, and he gets off some offence with some punches and a DDT! Cover, but Bowman is able to kick out.

The match continues in this too and fro fashion, before the crowd’s booing greets Mark Read as he struts out to the wing. Bowman looks agitated by his presence, and the momentary distraction allows U-Neek to hit a dropkick that sends him flying out of the ring. Read wastes no time in trying to choke his former LUF ally. Bowman breaks the hold, however, and hits a big slap on Read’s chest! The LUF head man backs away, with his hands held up for mercy. Bowman looks like he’s going to give it, and then hits the T-Bone Crush! Read is in immense pain. U-Neek climbs out, but instead of attacking Bowman, he hits the Turntables on the LUF leader! Read limps away, and Bowman capitalises on U-Neek by bouncing his head off the announce table. Bowman rolls U-Neek back into the ring, quick cover, but U-Neek manages to kick out. Bowman whips U-Neek, but U-Neek hits a flying cross body! He picks up the Australian champ, and signals for the Turntables, but Bowman slides out and locks in a Viking DDT! Cover, 1-2-thr… no! U-Neek somehow manages to get an arm up! Bowman whips, U-Neek reverses again, and levels his opponent with a clothesline. U-Neek Leg Drop, but Bowman rolls aside. He’s locked in the Complete Shot! He gets U-Neek up, but the Pacific champion reverses it into a sunset flip pin attempt! Kristy grabs U-Neek’s hands and gives him extra leverage, but somehow Bowman kicks out! U-Neek is stunned! He goes for a super kick, but Bowman dodges and locks in a T-Bone Crush! That could be it! 1-2-3! Kristy rushes in to make the save, but she’s too late. Trent Bowman has unified the titles!
WINNER: Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman by pinfall after 19:44

Match 4- Brandell © vs. Big Pete for the ASWF World Title
The crowd are right behind Big Pete here, but Brandell starts off with some good offence when he whips Pete into the corner and follows it up with a big avalanche. Pete comes flying out of the corner and gets levelled with a stiff clothesline. Brandell really looks fired up. Cover, but Big Pete is able to kick out. Pete manages to get back into the match with some offence of his own, landing some heavy slaps and then slapping a hard DDT on. Cover, but this time Brandell’s able to kick out. Pete hits a sharp samba suplex, and tries to hit a tombstone. Brandell scrambles away from it, however, and tries to crawl out of the ring. Pete follows, and gets hit across the face with the World title! How on earth did the ref miss that!? Pete crashes to the mat, and Brandell drags him to the corner for the T-Bag. He’s on the second rope, and Pete hits him with a blatant low blow! The ref turns a blind eye once again, as Pete hits a big back body drop! Brandell is reeling, as Pete lifts him for the tombstone! Will he? Won’t he? Brandell fumbles in his tights, and produces the hypodermic needle! Big Pete is aware of it, though, and drops Brandell. The syringe goes skidding out of the ring! Big Pete and Brandell brawl some more, and Pete sends Brandell out of the ring with a clothesline. Pete gets some recovery time, and when Brandell slides back into the ring, he attacks the ref instead of Pete! The ref is blind-sided, and Brandell stabs him with the syringe! He drops, out cold, as Big Pete spins Brandell around and hits the tombstone piledriver! The crowd counts it 1….2….3! But there’s no ref to make the call! Big Pete tries to wake the ref up, but he’s out cold. Brandell is stumbling to his feet as another referee enters the ring. Big Pete turns around, and walks right into the Brandell Driver! He’s out! 1-2-3! Brandell has snatched victory, yet again!
WINNER: Brandell by pinfall after 15:25

After the match, as Brandell celebrates in ring, Big Pete is seen storming out of the arena. He brushes by Sir Quincy Penfold III.
SPQ3: Oh my. How did you lose to that vulgar Brandell character, Large Pete? I say, that’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it?

Big Pete stares at him for a moment, and then leaves.

Match 5- Team ASWF vs. Team LUF for Control of the ASWF
The two sides start out by sledging one another, with an exhausted Brandell refusing the opportunity to start things off. Instead, we see Bone Daddy battling with Sir Quincy Penfold III. The former ASWF World Champion is quick to assert his dominance over Bone Daddy, who is quick to tag in Sean Lawrence. The former Death is Certain member whips Penfold, and hits a back body drop on the Englishman. Tag brings in The Rock, who the crowd boos soundly as he whips Penfold and hits a powerslam! Cover, but Penfold is able to kick out. Rocky takes him into the corner to beat on him some more, but Penfold reverses and does some old school slaps to Rocky’s chest. Tag, and in comes an angry DJ U-Neek. He really takes it to the Rock before hitting a sidewalk slam. Pinfall attempt, but Mark Read breaks it up! DJ U-Neek doesn’t look happy with Read’s interference, and hits a full nelson slam on Read before tagging in Chris Walker-Bush. The fans are loving this. Walker-Bush beats on Read for a while, before Read stops the beating with a blatant eye rake. He rushes to tag in someone from the LUF, but Walker trips him up, spins him around, and kicks him square in the groin! Read is in a world of hurt, but Walker-Bush is levelled as Ian Gorton rushes into the ring and hits a clothesline. The Beef rushes into the ring, and hits the Beef Surprise on Gorton. In the chaos, Trent ‘The Ox’ Bowman comes racing down to the ring! He hits a T-Bone Crush on Mark Read! He drags Walker-Bush over onto Read, and the ref counts the pinfall. 1-2-3!
ELIMINATION: Mark Read by Chris Walker-Bush after 6:35

Read’s elimination sees Bone Daddy return to the ring, and he quickly beats on the ASWF leader as Sean Lawrence sends Bowman flying out of the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Bone Daddy wastes very little time in isolating the ASWF leader, and after hitting a Bone Rattler, it’s all over for the head of the All-Star Wrestling Federation.
ELIMINATION: Chris Walker-Bush by Bone Daddy after 7:39

Walker-Bush’s elimination sees DJ U-Neek back in the ring, and he beats on Bone Daddy relentlessly. Bone Daddy gets in some offence with a backbreaker, and manages to tag in Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton, who tonight gained a shot at DJ U-Neek’s former title with a win over The Rock. He hits some big slaps, and then a German suplex for good measure. Cover, but U-Neek is able to kick out. The two battle some more, with U-Neek whipping Gorton. Gorton ducks a clothesline attempt, and is able to tag Bone Daddy back in. Daddy attempts the Bone Rattler, but Kristy has slid into the ring, and she hits Daddy across the back with a chair! U-Neek signals for the Turntables! 1-2-3!
ELIMINATION: Bone Daddy by DJ U-Neek after 9:41

It’s now four on three, with the ASWF looking the goods as U-Neek faces off against The Rock. Rocky gets off some stinging offence, including a Spine Buster, and then signals for the People’s Elbow! He hits it! U-Neek is in a world of hurt, but Sir Quincy Penfold is able to come in to break the pinfall. Rocky sends him out of the ring, but The Beef comes in and hits a Beef Buster. Gorton in turn enters, and one Grapple Submission Hold later, Beef is out cold. This brings Brandell into the ring, but the ASWF champion misses with a clumsy clothesline and is sent flying to the outside by a Sean Lawrence drop-kick. U-Neek has had time to recover, though, and he hits a Turntable on Sean Lawrence. He then gives one to Rocky for good measure, before tagging in The Beef. The Beef, being one of two fresh wrestlers, looks set to do some real damage. He covers, but The Rock kicks out and is able to tag in Ian Gorton. Gorton doesn’t waste any time in trying to wear down Beef, locking in a sleeper hold. Beef’s arm is raised twice, but he is able to keep it up on the last. He battles out, hits a Beef Buster on Gorton, and goes up top for a Top Rope Backflip Slam! Gorton rolls aside, and Beef is writhing in agony on the floor. Grapple Submission Hold! Beef is forced to tap out before U-Neek or Penfold can break the hold!
ELIMINATED: The Beef by Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton after 13:18

Gorton tags in The Rock as Sir Quincy Penfold III enters the ring. The two wrestlers stare one another off, before Rocky’s patience breaks and he rushes at Penfold with a clumsy clothesline. Penfold grabs the swinging arm and locks Rock in a standing arm bar. Rock battles out of it, and signals for the Rock Bottom! DJ U-Neek rushes into the ring and hits Rock across the back, and Penfold is able to hit a big piledriver with U-Neek adding the spike. Rocky is out cold! Cover, but somehow Rock is able to get an arm up! Penfold is shocked, as Rocky battles back to his feet before hitting a spinebuster! He again signals for the People’s Elbow, but as he rebounds off the ropes, Brandell grabs the back of his head and slams him down in a reverse guillotine. Penfold scrambles across and makes the pin. 1-2-3!
ELIMINATED: The Rock by Sir Quincy Penfold III after 17:02

It’s three on two, as Sean Lawrence gingerly enters the ring. Only a fuck up of colossal proportions could stop an ASWF victory, here. Lawrence locks up with Penfold, who is tired, and is able to land a bridging overhead belly to belly for a near fall. Penfold is able to kick out, but Lawrence is in rare form as he hits an Even Flow DDT and signals for the Chain Reaction. Penfold is able to scramble to the ropes, and tags in Brandell. Brandell doesn’t look pleased as he steps into the ring, levelling Lawrence with a series of punches and head-butts before setting him up in the Brandell Driver. Gorton manages to get into the ring and break the potentially match sealing move by clubbing Brandell on the back. U-Neek sends Gorton out of the ring, as Brandell tags Penfold back into the match. Lawrence, in turn, tries to scramble across to Gorton- but is dragged back into the ring by Penfold. Lawrence reaches into his tights, and produces a set of brass knuckles! He swings, and knocks Penfold out cold! Quick rollup, with a handful of tights! 1-2-3!
ELIMINATED: Sir Quincy Penfold III by Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence after 20:13

Brandell steps into the ring, as Sean Lawrence tags in Ian Gorton. Backstage we see Chris Walker-Bush trying to stop Big Pete from entering the arena.
CWB: Pete, no, I know you’re pissed off- but if you attack Brandell now, we could lose control of the ASWF!
Pete: That son of a bitch has been cheating his way to victory since I got here. I want revenge!
CWB: Then take it out on him tomorrow. If you do it tonight, we’re all up shit creek.
Pete: (Fuming) Ok, fine. Tomorrow night….

Back in the ring, Brandell surprises everyone when he hits a mammoth chokeslam on the Grappler and covers. 1-2-…. Brandell sits up, allowing Gorton to kick out! DJ U-Neek enters the ring and asks Brandell what the hell is going on. The two argue, and DJ U-Neek shoves Brandell, who stumbles back into a roll-up! 1-2-3! The Grappler has scored a cheap pin on Brandell, and just like that, it’s 2 on 1!
ELIMIANTED: Brandell by Ian ‘Grappler’ Gorton after 22:15

DJ U-Neek is now left to face both Sean Lawrence and Ian Gorton, but the crowd is right behind him as he squares off against Gorton. The two brawl for a while, whip from Gorton, and he locks in a Grapple Submission Hold! U-Neek is in trouble, but smartly drops to his knees to give an ‘RKO’ style move. Gorton stumbles backwards into the ropes, and Sean Lawrence makes a blind tag. Lawrence rushes at U-Neek, who smartly locks in a sleeper hold of his own. Gorton breaks it, and the LUF duo hit a stalling suplex on U-Neek. Cover from Lawrence, but the DJ is able to kick out. Kristy continues to cheer for him at ringside. Lawrence and U-Neek brawl some more, but the weight of numbers is in LUF’s favour now. When U-Neek is whipped into the ropes, Gorton hits him across the back with a chair, and he stumbles straight into The Lethal Scope! Lawrence goes up top for a top rope elbow drop! Wait! Kristy is up on the apron, and she’s holding Lawrence’s leg. As he tries to fight her off, DJ U-Neek ascends the turn-buckle and sets Lawrence up for a top rope Turntable! Oh my God! He’s hit it! 1-2-3!
ELIMINATED: Sean ‘The Assassin’ Lawrence by DJ U-Neek after 26:18

It’s now down to one on one, as Ian Gorton faces off with DJ U-Neek. Kristy would be a boon to have, but as she cheers at ringside, Bone Daddy rushes out and hits a Bone Rattler! In turn, The Beef returns, and the pair brawl out through the crowd. It’s one on one now. No one left to interfere. The two tentatively lock up, and Gorton gets off a suplex after a knee to the mid-section. U-Neek is quickly to his feet, and an arm drag allows him to get some much needed rest. Gorton is the fresher man, and it’s showing. U-Neek twice manages to narrowly avoid walking into a Grapple Submission Hold. He ducks a lazy clothesline attempt, and sets Gorton up for the Turntable! It could be all over, right here! Wait! Wait! Brandell is coming out. He slides into the ring, and blasts U-Neek across the back of the head with his world title! What the fuck!? U-Neek turns around, and Brandell completes his betrayal with a Brandell Driver. Gorton covers, but the ref is dragged from the ring! It’s Big Pete! It’s Big Pete!! He hits a tombstone on Brandell, and then climbs into the ring. He tries to help U-Neek up, but Gorton locks in a Grapple Submission Hold on him! Big Pete goes limp, and U-Neek rushes to his aid and attempts to deliver the Turntables on Ian Gorton. Gorton manages to slide out, and now he’s locking the sharpshooter on DJ U-Neek. Pete and Brandell are brawling on the outside, and suddenly The Rock, Sean Lawrence, and Mark Read are rushing to the ring! They storm the ring, and surround U-Neek to deliver a bashing. Suddenly Sir Quincy Penfold and Chris Walker-Bush are back, but the number’s game doesn’t favour them. Wait! Here comes Ray Lawrence and Drunken Phantom! Ray Lawrence sends his brother out of the ring with a dropkick, and pursues. Drunken Phantom clobbers The Rock with a wine bottle and chases him. Mark Read and Chris Walker-Bush brawl, whilst Sir Quincy Penfold III hits Gorton with a piledriver. Read and Walker-Bush topple out of the ring as they fight, and Penfold follows. It’s back to one on one, with both competitors out cold! The referee initiates a ten count.

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DJ U-Neek stirs

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Ian Gorton is stumbling to his feet

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Both men are trying to drag themselves to their feet

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Gorton and U-Neek are almost up. Wait! Kristy’s back, and she’s grabbing U-Neek by the neck, pulling him to the ground! She kisses him! Gorton is up, and Kristy won’t release her boyfriend!

10!
Gorton is up, and Kristy releases U-Neek. She slaps him! Oh my God! Kristy just cost the ASWF control of the federation. Mark Read and his LUF cronies, including new allies Kristy and Brandell, flood the ring to celebrate.

Read: Well, well, well… Walker-Bush, I said I’d take control, and I’ve done just that. You’re a fool, Bush. You relied on a few guys you probably shouldn’t have. The smart thing to do is to always have back ups, yet you were content to have a team made up of some guys who don’t even like one another. And it bit you in the ass. I’ve now got Kristy and Brandell in my stable, and with control of the ASWF, you’re all going to regret not jumping too.

Brandell: Walker-Bush, you never appreciated what I offered to the ASWF. I’m a champion who has defended his title in all manner of ways, yet you continually treat me like a second class citizen because of your precious Big Pete, Sir Quincy Penfold III, and DJ U-Neek. You know what? Fuck you, Bush. I showed tonight that I’m a difference maker, and I’m taking my title with me! Don’t like it, you can kiss my hairy ass.

Kristy: DJ, DJ, DJ… I am sick and tired of hearing your name. You say it every second word, and if that wasn’t bad enough, your stupid ‘U-Neek Freaks’ say it too. I thought you’d be a bit of fun, DJ, but you’re just another pompous, self loving Rock wannabe. You go around talking about what you do for the people… the people!? These worthless slobs never once gave me the recognition I deserve. They were so busy drooling over your poor mat skills and one line jokes, they didn’t even see what a gorgeous and talented valet I am. I deserve better, and Mark’s offered me that. How does it feel, DJ, to be undone by someone you trusted? You thought you were so great, but all it took for you to screw up was one kiss.

Read: Behind every great man is an ever better woman, DJ.

Wait a minute! DJ is on his feet! He gets Brandell up and hits a turntable! The rest of the LUF quickly beat him down, and as the show goes off air, we see the LUF in firm control of things in the ASWF.

off camera...

Sir Quincy Penfold is standing outside the ring panting and puffing and looking at the almagation of LUF sludge in the ring. He takes a microphone off tonights special ring announcer, the herrendoulsy disfigured Micky J.

SQP3: Excuse me *puff puff* excuse me, but what the devil *puff puff* do you think your doing? *puff puff* I mean really! What have you GLUT-o-nous plebians got to be cheerful about? Is body odour and rectum cheese suddenly worth money? *puff puff* OH I DO SAY!! (SQP3 wipes some sweat from his brow with his union jack wrist band).

SQP3 looks dubiously at the prone figure of former CEO Walker-Bush..

SQP3:Will my charity see no END? *SIGH* GOOd DAY-AY to you...swines.

SQP3 picks up CWB and they heads for the back...

Great job there CWB. Give ya' self a pat on the back champ.