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Title: Back Room dealings and old man morals


bumper_benny - May 28, 2005 03:41 AM (GMT)
Back Room Dealings and Old Man Morals

Rebecca Wilson


Well, I thought i couldn't be more upset. Rumours are circulating, and I feel it is my duty to show you, the Australian public, just how dirty the All Star Rugby League is. Recent rumblings eminating from deep within the ASRL camp have indicated that heated discussions have taken place between ASRL bigwig Chris Walker-Bush, his lackey Michael T, and Melbourne Coach Ben Quinn and Adelaide coach Dj Mac. I give you there nicknames, as i refuse to find out any solid facts what so ever.

It is with shame i tell that there has been collusion within the ASRL board, in the discrimination of players. Adelaide Fullback Chris Latham has recently been told that he will have to play with his shoes tied, as a 'handicap' for being from rugby union. Now, it has also been suggested that there have been secret dealings, with ballots within the ASRL ratings board being changed.

Chris Walker-Bush has come out to refute these claims, but all he could manage was that "Rebecca Wilson is a dirty bitch".

Shame Shame Shame ASRL, you are leading the public down the garden path. We want the highest calibre athletes performing to the best of there ability, just like the AFL.

This is just another knot in the preverbial rope of the ASRL, with recent suggestions of animal abuse on the part of one Coach who I cannot name. With all these indiscretions I ask you - the sporting public of Australia to tune out of the ASRL, and into one of Australian cultures more wholesome sporting activities.

This is your self proffessed mesiah.. penning off,

Rebecca Wilson

chriswalkerbush - May 28, 2005 03:48 AM (GMT)
lmfao! :lol:

It almost felt like I was reading a Rebecca Wilson article.

Wait a minute... <_< Rebecca, is that you?

$22,500

DJMaC - May 28, 2005 06:45 AM (GMT)
Cool. Adelaide kick ass.

Cake or Death - May 30, 2005 02:48 AM (GMT)
Morals? Union has no morals, nor do their players...

...however, if anyone involved in union shall renounce it, and the dark side that it is an inherent part of, and accepts publicly league as the one true football code, then they shall be forgiven their sins and transgressions...

- from the Book of Rugby, Adrian Morley 2:11




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