:P to the final of survivor?.

even though trognierrrr and destructors don't deserve to win it!

It has been revealed that both contestants, who were living in camps on opposite sides of the island, were both told they had won and were to wait where they were for the ousted contestants to get there to have the final series winners party.

Sadly this was just a sick joke from producer Chris Walker-Bush and insted decided to change the show from survivor to some kind of aka Tom Hanks and Wilson the best mate show.

It appears to have been a huge success with the two contestants going crazy out of their minds, and the viewing public eating every minute of it up. There was sad news today however when one of the contestants, Destructors, who always seemed to take the wait right here bit a little too seriously has died of starvation after his rice supplys ran out over a week ago.

Whilst Trognierrrr has been scavaging for fruit and berries and eating the occasional insect or any form of seafood he can manage to catch, in order to get him through the days, it appears he was the true Survivor after all.............

lmfao, for that article alone, I'm declaring Trog the winner of the first ever ASRL Survivor. *Applause*

The two greatest words in the english Language DE FAULT DE FAULT.....

BLOODY JOKE!!
I ANT DEAD!
IM THE WINNER!
MEEEE!
:'(