As you may know, my birthday is on the 19th of January. It is an important day for the ASRL, as it marks the birthdate of one of the greatest coaches the ASRL has ever produced. My successful coaching methods and informed opinions have helped to galvanise and form the impressive league competition we have today.
Coaching Achievment Highlights
* Crown Casino Risk winners
* Crown Casino Risk semi-finalists last season
* BFC Grand Finalists (2004-2005)
* Current Origin coach.
* Led Australian Aboriginal team to the final of the Emerging Nations tournament.
My opinions have sometimes pushed people up the wrong way. But, they know that my opinions are always spot-on ;) .
So, I'd like you to place your tribute to me here. Discuss the highlights of my ASRL career and your best "Roger" memories :rock: .
Roger
:bow: All hail Roger...coach of the most overrated team in ASRL history
Happy b'day, enjoy div 1 next season :D
I will now put forward that Roger's B'day be know as a national day of mourning and not celebration.
A day to think about how lucky it is you don't know Roger in person, a day where you think about every stupid comment he has ever made and there's thousands! Basically everything that comes out of his mouth is shit. A day when we think what was his parents thinking when they got drunk and concieved him. A day when you remember just how lonely and pathetic a person can be when they post a tribute to themselves on the ASRL because no one will do it for them.
So lets charge our glasses and get ourselves so written off so we can forget that Roger was born, and think that his cockiness is just a way to show his insecurities.
Here's to you Roger, get your hand off it. Oh actually it's your birthday so its time to lube up and give your self a good rub, because if you don't no one else will!
