Title: ousted survivor contesetant strikes out!!
MackDadday - December 23, 2004 10:33 AM (GMT)
The fourth last eviction was made on last nights controversial episode of Survivor. Dressed in only the tiny shreads of rainbow undies and sporting a large beard, Anthony McElroy was livid.
"I demand a recount! I'm not crazy!! if you heat water long enough, eventually its going to boil and then boil over. Its logic. I was boiled like a lobster out there for the last few weeks. I was molestered and abused. I was tormented by a snapper turtle. Then to have all my hard work foiled by a conspiracy of the suits at ASRL is unbearable. Did you all know that the Chris Walker-Bush that is running the show in the ASRL is also the same Chris Walker-Bush that is running survivor??? Its true and i have pictures!You havnt heard the last of me!!
mickyj - December 28, 2004 01:07 PM (GMT)
It is a surprise you lasted so long. lol
Cake or Death - December 28, 2004 07:34 PM (GMT)
....mmmmmmm-mmmmmmm - lobster.......
....where's my drawn butter, scalloped potatoes, and Chardonnay?
....and I doooo so love Scottish terrapin soup, too <slurp>!
(You can tell I had an unsatisfactory lunch, eh?)
<rotflmao> Take your defeat like a man...
...wait - you can't! You're flatter than a foundered flounder :D
...and pray tell, define this word for us: molestered....
...as in,
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| I was molestered and abused. |
...being tormented does that sort of thing to a man's vocabulary, though...
MackDadday - December 29, 2004 03:48 AM (GMT)
Cake or death and micky j: you will soon feel the ramapercussions of making crap jokes about moleserisation!! be forewarned!!!
Cake or Death - January 3, 2005 08:29 PM (GMT)
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| Cake or death and micky j: you will soon feel the ramapercussions of making crap jokes about moleserisation!! be forewarned!!! |
If someone actually molested you, I want his name and address, so I can help pound him/her/it/them into a bloody crap sandwich...
...if someone didn't, then mayhaps you need to beat your crap sandwich of a keyboard into a bloody pulp, and buy an IMac keyboard - guaranteed to give you an air of confident superiority...wait a minute - you already have that, don't you :D
....then maybe buy a generic keyboard instead...;)
Chris Columbo - January 30, 2005 06:03 PM (GMT)
Yeeeeaaargh. I have returned to the internet after four weeks away only to find myself thrown to the wolves of this competition. Its just so unfair. To put in so litttle effort over these four weeks only to find my chances snubbed out as i return :(
