My name is Corey Hughes / but i get called GOD plenty
I'm either makin breaks from dummy half / or kickin the 40/20
I'm from a Royal Family / & that makes people sulk
but i just do my thang with a hand in their face
yeah I'm a Blue & White Incredible Hulk
My names Sonny Bill / have you seen me play ?
After just one game / I was sellin my sperm on e-bay
My name is Reni Matua & the bra boys are tops
when I'm not running through your pack
I'm beatin down the cops
My names Ben Harris & I'm lucky Lolesi got dealt a blow
because I havn't done a lot this year & I'm really fuckin slow!
My names Tony Grimaldi & I'm an Italian Stallion, just check out my big throws
when I'm not makin 50 tackles / I'm changing the bandaid on my nose
My names El Magic / I turn 4 into 6
before i kick i say what's up Allah
then it soars between the sticks
My names Steven Price & I went out like a punk
Now I'm a Warrior & I think Monty Betham's such a spunk
My names Bobcat Ryan & i used to play for Parramatta
but now I'm in a good team so that doesn't really matter
My names Braith Anasta / people say I'm over-rated
but i fvcked Candice's sweet poon tang
while you just masterbated
My names Adam Perry / don't blame me if we lose
I'll tell you straight up / I ain't no Corey Hughes