Title: ASRL Survivor: Final Six!
chriswalkerbush - December 7, 2004 01:17 PM (GMT)
The jury is starting to fill, and things are looking tight as we round the final corner and head home.
ELIMINATED
westspanthers
MrCharisma
MarkF
Jelly
pennywisealfie
brandell
wizard1o1
Andrew
bumper_benny
oiler
roosterman57
douglasallen19
G8 A Raid
Dominatrix
Schmo
PJ Marshal
DJMaC
Immunity Challenge
What is the ultimate ASRL anthem, and why?
Current Jury
douglasallen19
Dominatrix
Schmo
PJ Marshal
bumper_benny
Andrew
brandell
pennywisealfie
Jelly
MrCharisma
westspanthers
DJMaC
trognierrrr - December 8, 2004 06:23 AM (GMT)
To the theme of flipper............
They call him Red Guy, Red Guy
Some call him Red Pubes
No one you see,
Causes agro like he
They call him Red Guy, Red Guy
Some call him Red Nuts
Randell was the,
Most agro you'd see
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MackDadday - December 10, 2004 06:57 AM (GMT)
asrl theme song?
I'm am going to dedicate a song to Chris Columbo because he is the reason i play this game. One day i will crush his little soul.
I play this game for a one and only reason,
and thats not a trophy at the end of the season,
i play this game for i dream i had,
to join the game and smite the bad,
in the asrl evil has but one face here,
it lives in sri lanka, it lives in fear,
He knows no morals and he is no saint,
he seduces animals without no restraint,
His name is columbo and he resembles a putz,
so come on, randell, lets cut off his nuts,
He was the coach of the year in our seasons past,
another award for accomplishing a task,
that is, getting anyone to hire his smelly old arse.
so this is why the ASRL rocks,
i can hunt down people for misusing there cocks,
don't really cares who wins or loses,
cause my only goal here is that columbo loses!!
Adelaide rock's!!
chriswalkerbush - December 10, 2004 07:04 AM (GMT)
Deadline for immunity and voting is midnight Sunday.
Cake or Death - December 10, 2004 06:24 PM (GMT)
....borrowing the music of the fight song of the University of Wisconsin, "On, Wisconsin", for ASRL's anthem...
Run, you bastards! Run, you bastards!
Cop yourself a try
Smash that scrum and split the uprights
Kiss your girl goodbye
Run, you bastards, from the blood bin -
That was just a nick!
Yawnion's for cowards, mate -
They make me sick!(btw, the download page for "On, Wisconsin" is at: http://www.uwbadgers.com/traditions/school_songs.aspx - it's the full version; about midway through, there's a very brief pause, then the music begins for two choruses of the short version, which I wrote for here...)
Cake or Death - December 10, 2004 06:34 PM (GMT)
Oh, I almost forgot the reasons why "Run, You Bastards" is the ultimate ASRL anthem:
1) It's short and to the point...
2) It's very mildly vulgar, but not indecent or obscene...
3) The music is one of the best marching songs in the world - over 2,500 schools around the world use the music from "On, Wisconsin" for their own fight songs...
4) It disses yawnion, which deserves it...
5) ...but does not diss anyone in ASRL, as the worst ASRL man is always better than the best yawnion man...
6) ...and it's perfect to sing along with, no matter the quantity of your recent alcohol intake!
chriswalkerbush - December 12, 2004 01:44 PM (GMT)
Immunity goes to MackDadday. Now to tally the votes.....