ASWF Bloodied and Broken opens to spectacular pyrotechnics and the roars of a capacity Melbourne crowd.

Match One- pwn vs. Party Boy
Party Boy hits a rolling kick on Pwn. Weird kick by Party Boy on Pwn. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Pwn counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Party Boy gets smacked around like a bitch. Back elbow connects, Party Boy staggers backward. 1 - 2 - kick out. Spear! Party Boy is down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Big clothesline on Party Boy. Party Boy, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Weird kick by Party Boy on Pwn. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Pwn walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Party Boy hits a dropkick on Pwn. Kick from Party Boy...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Pwn takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Pwn slams Party Boy down. Powerbomb on Party Boy. Pwn moves in for the kill. Cop Killa! 1....2....3. Ralph 'The Ice' Burgesson has grabbed a chair. Pwn walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Party Boy also takes a hard shot. Ice has laid everybody out!
WINNER: pwn by pinfall

Footage replays of Chris Walker-Bush offering a cash reward to any wrestler who keeps Chopstick occupied so he cannot interfere in any title matches tonight. Chris Walker-Bush then strolls into the arena

CWB: So, is anyone out there willing to do what it takes to take a step up in this federation? Is anyone willing to throw their body on the line for some cash and, perhaps, the favour of the ASWF high ups?

Tonto's music hits, and he rushes out!

Match Two- Chopstick vs. Tonta
Tonto hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Kick from Tonto...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Tonto uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hard back suplex on Chopstick. Chopstick ducks a wild right hand. Chopstick hits a rolling kick on Tonto. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tonto counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Chopstick takes a rana from Tonto. 1 - 2 - kick out. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Tonto, Chopstick might be dead. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Tonto misses a clothesline. Dropkick connects...Tonto goes down like a skanky hooker. Tonto powers out of a Chopstick headlock. Tonto hits a rolling kick on Chopstick. Giles Watergrass is at ringside! Chopstick wastes valuable time by yelling at Giles! Tonto takes advantage of the distraction and nails Chopstick from behind! Chopstick can barely stand. Whiplash! 1....2....3. Chopstick gives a murderous look toward Giles Watergrass...and attacks! Giles gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Chopstick picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.
WINNER: Tonto by pinfall

After the match, ASWF security rushes down to the ring and arrests Chopstick for his 'assault' on Giles Watergrass. Chris Walker-Bush is seen smiling in his office

Match Three- Shadta vs. MrCharisma © for the Hardcore Title
Charisma slams Shadta. Mr Charisma launches Shadta into the cage wall. Mr Charisma and Shadta climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Big clothesline on Shadta. Running knee lift from Mr Charisma. Shadta reverses a hip toss. Shadta throws Charisma into the cage. Big piledriver on Charisma. Shadta and Charisma climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Charisma counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Pick-up into a powerbomb, Shadta hits hard. Mr Charisma scores with a standing spinebuster. Shadta powers out of a headlock. Shadta fires off some right and left hands. Charisma pushes out of a Shadta hold. Mr Charisma climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Shadta! Charisma slams Shadta down. Shadta is in trouble. Twist of Fate! Shadta climbs the cage...but gets pulled off by Mr Charisma, who then climbs up and over! We have a winner! Mr Charisma gives a murderous look toward Shadta...and attacks! Shadta gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Charisma leaves the ring having left Shadta down and out.
WINNER: MrCharisma

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Mr Charisma. Sir Quincy Penfold III appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.

Match Four- Sir Quincy Penfold © vs. The Randy Man vs. Baron Erik von Craszcke vs. Senor Ding Dong for the ASWF World Title
Vertical suplex by Baron Erich von Crazcke. The Randy Man was really high...i can relate to that. The Randy Man walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Baron. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Senor Ding-Dong. Ding Dong hits a dropkick on The Randy Man. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Senor Ding-Dong, Randy might be dead. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Ding Dong tags out to Sir Quincy Penfold III. Randy takes a flying neckbreaker from Sir Quincy Penfold III. Tag between The Randy Man and Baron Erich von Crazcke. Penfold takes a back suplex. Penfold blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Baron walks into a face crusher variation. 1 - 2 - 3. Sir Quincy Penfold III pinned Baron. Big clothesline on Penfold. Penfold walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Back elbow connects, Penfold staggers backward. Tag between Sir Quincy Penfold III and Senor Ding-Dong. Hard back suplex on Randy. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Randy reverses a Senor Ding-Dong hammerlock. Running knee lift from The Randy Man. The Randy Man scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - 3. Randy defeats Ding Dong. Full nelson on Penfold...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. The Randy Man scores with a standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Penfold blocks a kick from The Randy Man. Mr Charisma comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Randy Man turns around. Mr Charisma spins Randy around. Mr Charisma hits the Twist of Fate! Charisma leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Penfold defeats Randy.

After the match, MrCharisma and Sir Quincy Penfold III start to beat down on The Randy Man. Suddenly 'Am I Ever Gonna See the Biff Again?' hits, and league legend, Reg Reagan, is rushing down to the ring. He quickly levels MrCharisma with a few stiff forearms, and Sir Quincy Penfold III rushes out of the ring before he too is levelled. Reagan helps The Randy Man up, and the two toast the crowd and sink a few KB's.

*FADE*

The Randy Man and Reg are left standing in the ring after MrCharisma rushes away...

Randy Man: Charisma!!!!!You have messed with the wrong man, you watch your back bitch!! And Penfold you little prick I am going to eat your soul for that attrocity that you call wrestling!

The Randy Man turns around and looks at Regan. The two stare at each other for about a minute, they run up and give each other a big hug. 'Am I ever gonna see the biff again' plays Reg and The Randy Man scull a KB.

Randy:Hey Reg I got some bitches you want some?

Regan:I got a present for ya poof. Remember Chezza?

Randy:Cheeza!!

'I'm a bitch' begins and a very skinny woman walks out, she looks about 60 and is wearing a flanno and denim shorts, she appears to atleast have two of her teeth remaining.

Randy:Hey Reg wanna be Tag Team Partners?

Reg:Yeah but you go last I hate sloppy seconds.

Randy:No man Tag Team Champions!

Randy goes and grabs his belts and hands one to Reg.

Reg:Now lets go smash that f*&king ethnic and his puncy english faggot.

Randy: I couldn't have said it better myself!

The Randy Man and Reg Regan sprint out of the arena in search of Sir Quincy Penfold and MrCharisma.

MrCharisma is seen rushing to his dressing room, grabbing KassandRa and his Hardcore title, running to the loading dock where a limo is waiting with Quincy already inside.

Both MrC and KassandRa jump in, get handed a glass of champain before driving off.

The Randy Man and Reg Regan reach the loading dock as the limo drives off.

Randy Man: Dammit they are always getting away with murder, I am sick of this when is it going to be someone elses turn.

Reg:They won't be getting too far, I took some precautions just in case.

Reg pulls out a pair of pliers and makes cutting sounds. As that happens you can hear car horns beeping and a massive crash. The two men see the accident and immediately smile.

Randy Man:Looks like we don't need to chase them after all. Ouchie!

Reg:Lets go get fucking maggot you little bitch.

The two walk off laughing to each other.

Just as the Randy Man and Reg Reagan sink some beers. The jumbotron flickers to life. Sir Quincy sits in his limo breathing heavily after an epic match that saw him retain his much coveted World Heavyweight title. He is shaking his head.

*Ahem*
SQP3: You great ninnywhackers! What are you celebrating? I was the victor, not you! I proved that i am the greatest wrestler ever. So well rounded, so disgustingly rich, so eloquent and poised. Did you know that now i have one more singles matches in this pathetic federation then all three of you combined?? you silly little men. once again i am the sun that every one of you revolves around. Tonight you have witnessed the culmination and result of pure breeding! Sure, my comrade, Dr Winegrass, lays in a coma. My dear mumsy has been ravaged and may never be the same again.

SQP3 looks out the window, he waves to someone and opens the door.

Both MrC and KassandRa jump in, get handed a glass of champain before driving off.

SQP3:As you can see, my power only grows in this rinky dink federation. Stick to your tag titles from now on boys and leave the grown up business to grown ups.
(SQP3 raises his cup) Welcome to the Elite my friends! And a splendid defence you made tonight my young friend. To us! The epitome of, well, epitomisation. (Everyone laughs) Just remember randy man, Baron, Chopstick and Ding Dong, you can trust no one. Every whore has there price, and lets face it, this federation is full of whores who wil turn on you for my pocket change. Be warned.

SQP3:To the airport driver!

(Everyone toasts) images cut.

who the fuck is ralph ice burghsson or something. and what is a cop killa lol

(Chopstick and his lawyer have called a press conference. Chopstick approaches the gathered press and begins waving around a peice of paper which turns out to be a legal document)

Chopstick: My adoring fans should know that i am not legally culpable of the attack made upon Watergrass and whats more i have a case for false arrest. You see under stipulation 72.8 of the ASWF charter any man who enters the ring during a match is deemed to have done so at his own risk. Therefore any harm done to said character is deemed to be of his own volition also. Im a free man the courts have arranged it and heres my release paper. Now i could if i were a vindictive man, sue for more money than this federation is worth. With a champion like SQP3 seemingly running the show that could be as little as five dollars. Let me say right now that this isnt the end. I now have a new face to point my rage towards. Oh and theirs a message here for a mr Walker-Bush at the police station. Something about a black mercedes with personalised number plates having been placed in a car crusher. All that was salvaged was this number plate (Chopstick holds up a plate that once belonged on the ASWF CEO's car, Walker-Bush is written in stately gold lettering on the number plate) the police said there was video footage found of the crushing. Roll the footage guys

( a large screen TV behid chopstick shows as an immaculate Mercedes Benz is dropped into a car crusher. Painted on the roof of the car is a sign saying whos laughing now. The crusher slowly closes and destroys the car)

Chopstick: That shit was funny can we see it again.

(footage is repeated then scene fades out.)

(an anonymous person had sent video footage of Tonto in the paint section of the local hardware store, Tonto quickly picks up a can of red spray paint and takes it to the counter)

ASWF commisioner, Chris Walker-Bush, watches the footage in outrage- his anger is palpable. He quickly grabs the phone:

"Tell Chopstick he'll be paying for that car out of his salary, and tell the wrestlers that I'll be looking for a worker, or even two, to beat down Chopstick next week".