They can shape an ending, they can enforce a point, they can make a good guy sound cool, or show the devil inside a baddie, they are movie quotes and people like Eastwood, Arnie and Pacino are famous for them, but what are your favourites.



These are mine.

From Anchorman.

"Did you know that San Diego is German for Whales Vagina"

"I pooed a hammer"

"I drank a lava lamp"

"I ate a candle"

There's already a thread for these, somewhere.

You're an idiot

Most of you wont have seen this spaghetti western (Anthony could be the exception here) and the only copy i know of now wrongly resides with a friend in Brisbane (must scalp him next time i see him) but a must see. Blind Man is about funnily enough a blind mexican gunslinger who is searching for the man who killed his family.

"the sun never sets on the same ass" youll have to see the movie explanation here would ruin the quote.

Blind man shoots Kandy (Ringo Starr playing mexican bandit) in the head through a pair of bloomers belonging to Kandies unwilling girlfriend then says.
"Its so sad when a man loses his head over a pair of bloomers"


From Life of Brian
"blessed are the cheesemakers?" "whats so special about the cheesemakers?" "Idont think hes referring specifically to the cheesemakers hes probably talking about manufacturers of dairy products in general"

Chris - the Cheesemakers happen to be the nickname of the athletics teams of Monroe High School, in Monroe, Wisconsin...

...two of my best friends played American football there - and led their side to two state championship finals, winning one and losing one...

...so the Cheesemakers were certainly blessed :D

...btw - yes, they do make a lot of cheese there ;)

Now for some quotes:

From Auntie Mame: "Live, live, live! Life is a banquet! And most poor suckers are starving to death!"

From Ghostbusters: "Next time someone asks you if you're a god, say YES!"

From The African Queen: "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above..."

"By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."

From The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it..."

"First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!" "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." (Sounds like the ASRL mission statement to me...)

Everybody knows mine.

Rocky 5 : "Touch me and I'll sue" George Washington Duke