In memory of our most beloved former coach Rodney ‘Redguy’ Lindell. The task for this weekend is for challengers is to write a poem or short story of your greatest memory of Redguy.

And for those for were not here for the Redguy era, write a short story on why you are a better coach then redguy.

Redguy - The Haiku

Redguy has red hair
Scared little kids with his face
Maunder loves Redguy

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Thanks for the tip Chris
Your poetry knowledge rocks
Chris knows Haiku Good

Your haiku has one too many syllables in its middle line. May I suggest cutting the word 'He' at the start?

lmao. Anyone remember my 'Poetry for Dave' thread in the Hall of Flame?

ahhh vaguely

not really....

Im not a poet by any stretch of the imagination but this is my effort. I dont even know if this is a functional form of poetry. I dont think celebrity sections are clearly defined (or referred to at all) in the english textbooks. Maybe i have created a new form here.

Redguy Redguy
why do you look so sad
Redguy Redguy
Randells not so bad

Redguy Redguy
It's just a little flame
Redguy Redguy
If you could spell you'd do the same

(celebrity passage. Guess who it is, hint hes short and green (no its not a decomposing Redguy))
Redguy Redguy
Your sides i sense were losing
Redguy Redguy
Its leaving you are choosing

Redguy Redguy
You wanted flame impunity
Redguy Redguy
Ill never win immunity


Imm very sorry to have subjected anyne to this. :no:

I remember the most lovely sight
way more beautiful then the stars so bright
it was all in my eyes, the colour was red
do you wanna cyber, is what i said

i asked if we could be internet friends
i asked if i could come on his spectacle lense
in the end it just got him all vexed
all i wanted is to have cybersex

I love you Rodney!

lmfao @ Maunder

hahahaha pity ur already out that is tops!

Maunder is still able to win immunity after he is eliminated, it just means he has to 'give' it to someone else in the game.

Hey Redguy - you've been around all night
And that's a little long.
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home
Redguy.
'cause when you say you will
it always means you won't.
You're givin' me the chills

Baby
please baby
don't
ev'ry night you still
Leave me alone
Redguy.

Oh Redguy
what a pity you don't understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Redguy
you're so pretty
can't you understand.
It's guys like you
Redguy
ooh what you do
Redguy

Do
Redguy
don't break my heart
Redguy.
Hey
Redguy - now when you take me by the who's
Ever gonna know
and ev'ry time you move
You let a little more show.

There's something you can lose - so don't say no
Redguy.
So come on and give it to me anyway you can

Anyway you want to do it
I'll take it like a man.
But please
baby
please don't leave me in this jam
Redguy.
Oh Redguy
what a pity you don't understand. . . .
Oh Redguy
what a pity you don't understand. . . .
Oh Redguy
what a pity you don't understand. .

magro that is neither a poem or a short story.

Meh I'm not even in Survivor anymore!

Well, technically any sort of lyric is poetry

Song are fine....

There once was a man named Redguy
who slept with pennywise on the sly
they had a whole lot of fun
with love up the bum
and now there's a redguy junior.

He came into this world as a reject look into his hair then you'll see the size of his flames.

dwellin on the past its burnin' up his brain.

Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain.

Hey I think about the day his girlie ran away cause she was gay.

When fellas come to play.

No she stuck with his homeez that she fucked.

And he's just a sucker with a lump in his throat, hey like a chump...

should he be feelin' bad? should he be feelin good?

its kinda sad he's the laughin' stock of the neighborhood.

You would think that He'd be movin' on,

but he's a sucker like I said fucked up in the head, not!!

maybe she just made a mistake

He should give her a break

His heart will ache either way,

hey, what the hell watcha want me to say.

I wont lie that I cant deny.

(Chorus) I did it all for the Redguy, c'mon, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your, yeah!!...

Ive herd alot about Redguy,
I dont know him more than a pea,
But who gives the fuck whether i know him or not,
Just give me immunity

limpin with a biscuit

Here i mumble, abandoned by all
immunitys my shot, my last hope at all,
as i stumble across the survivor praire,
i remember the myth of a red haired fairy,

He danced and sung alone in his costume,
no taller he stood then an undersized mushroom,
he sparkled us all with a horizon of mist,
tell maunder and randell came along, horny and pissed,

He tried to smile and he tried to be kind,
he wasn't that kind of fairy he'd constantly remind,
alas it wasn't to be for the big hearted dope,
he cried long and hard as they tied him in rope,

They left him on a hill naked and torn,
His little body broke, his hope dead and gone,
the coach of canberra, a boy with a dream,
he left the next day, covered in cream.

There is a moral to this heart wrenching fable,
its a sad message of victory for the unstable,
but listen to the forest and one of these days,
you'll hear a little voice shout "i'll kill you fucking gays"

Good luck you red haired little goat,
fire in the hole? he copped it in the throat,
i remembered crying when he left my town,
for his sad little cavern, deep underground.

There is a happy ending to this story of woe,
a warning to those who just won't listen to no,
four years later they found the bodies of maunder and randy,
shot in the woods after molesting bambi.

lmfao. If it were my choice, you'd win immunity right now. That's classic.

That is tops mack.

ha, that beats mine

:lol:

Anthony wins immunity!

*dramatic music starts as the remaining contestants walk to the pub*