Ok you bunch of piss weak poofteres. I want to hear the best pickup line you've got. It can either be heaps funny or really suave. The one that I think is the best will win. Get started tards.

Ok... mine is from a joke i heard... i adopted it to suit my needs, and now its a regular. You need a watch for this one.

**Wearing a watch**

Ben: Walk up to lady of choice

Say your hello's...

and then the you have to say

Ben: 'I have a new watch... and it does everything' (showing the watch to her)

Ben: 'Anything I could ever need to know, and every utensil you could ever use is in this watch'

Ben: 'It can even tell me if your wearing underwear or not'

Girl: 'oh yeh... haha'

Ben: 'And its telling me now that... your not'

Girl: 'oh yeh, well your watch is wrong, i am'

Ben: 'Oh sorry, my watch is an hour fast'

da dup cha

I adapted it from a James Bond Joke, maybe it has been my downfall, but it is my best

"Don't be shy, show me your pie!"

Haha, I like bumper_benny's one.

Here's a few of my own, bearing in mind I can win immunity and then give it to whomever I please.

- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.

And Randell's favourite.

Hey, my name's Randell. Wanna touch it?

Going out this weekend are we Randell ;)

Hahahaha

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

Guy says: Hey have you ever experienced an australian kiss
Girl says: No whats that
Guy says: Its exactly the same as a french kiss but down under

Randy, can you tell us your immunity winner?

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning.
Girl: Unfertilised.

worst pickup line that actually ever worked
Your hair smells like roses.

Bumper Benny you win and get immunity!

thankyou kind sir