Ok since i got voted out I get to choose the topic or something.]
The topic is "Why NSW fuckin sucks!" You have to tell us what it is you hate/dislike about NSW, can be anything e.g there fucked up Origin team, the shitload of homos, the lack of attractive people, why everyone has sex with there relations. Anything at all, just post it now!

I hate how they make Hussey look like a dickhead each year when they win

Note
Even those who already have immunity (brandell) can enter. They can simply add to their current level of immunity.

Likewise, it is legal for those with extra immunity to give it away.

Meh, I don't need Immunity that much

I hate the fact it shares a border with queensland

NSW, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways....

1) You hog most of the Australian Tourism Commission budget, and give short shrift to everywhere else in Australia, save Ayres Rock and the wildlife...

2) If you had supported Rabbitohs as they deserved long ago, Murdoch would never have been able to chop them from NRL (rule #1 - it's better to support your rival league side than to allow them to disappear, as derbies are always moneyspinners, and make NRL history so much livelier)...

3) You have too many representatives on the Australian Test cricket side, giving short shrift to everyone else (particularly Darren Lehmann)...

4) You claim your sole rivalry with Queensland in State of Origin - and ignore every other state, who all have the right under the Australian Charter to hate you too, and have a rivalry with you:

Victoria: "We hate you, NSW, because you border us as well, yet pretend we do not exist - in addition, Brisbane is nowt compared to Melbourne, yet you have a State of Origin with them, and not us???..."

ACT: "We hate you, NSW, because you make it sound like Sydney is the capital of Australia, instead of recognising clearly that only Canberra can handle the Liberals and the Labourites properly. In addition, you ignore Raiders' rich history..."

Tasmania: "We hate you, NSW, because you make it seem like the only things we have here are a cartoon character which looks nothing like the Tassie devil (but amazingly, Mel Blanc made Taz sound almost exactly like the Tassie devil!), and rain and cold - when we - wait a bloody minute - we don't have a bloody NRL side?!?! "

"It's your fault we don't - if you hated the Rabbitohs so much, we would have taken them on - sure, we would have changed their name to Devils - but the merchandising opportunities would have topped the rest of the NRL worldwide! You greedy bastards!"

Northern Territory: "We hate you, NSW, because all you think we are is sheep stations, snakes, and crocodiles. Well, try working our schedules for a couple of months, with perhaps one trip to town in all that time, and see how you like it - you nellies would collapse in a week? Three days, more like it!"

"And you forget we've got some damned fine kids here, despite them having to learn at home via Schools of the Air - they succeed despite not having monogrammed gym kit and Hello Kitty stationery. They are the real reason why Australia is one of the greatest nations on earth - and don't you ever forget it!"

South Australia: "We hate you, NSW, because you tend to ignore Adelaide on your way to Fremantle, and you helped sacrifice our league side to make Rupert Murdoch, that traitor to Australia (if he is not a traitor, why did he renounce his Australian citizenship for an American one?), a fistful of dollars more (a penny gets you two that they're not Australian dollars, either)..."

Western Australia: "We hate you, NSW, because you tend to ignore Perth on your way to Fremantle, and you helped sacrifice our league side to make Rupert Murdoch, that traitor to Australia (if he is not a traitor, why did he renounce his Australian citizenship for an American one?), a fistful of dollars more (a penny gets you two that they're not Australian dollars, either)..."

Queensland: "We hate you, NSW, because you are fuckin suckin NSW - and that's enough reason for us!"

All: "To quote Sir Elton, NSW, "Saturday night's all right for fightin'..." - so, do you feel fuckin lucky, you pansies? Go ahead - make our day..."

5) Where in the hell did you get a pansie name like Sydney? Okay, you were given that by the Poms - but you could have changed it to Meghann, or Matilda - names that show the world that real Aussie women could run a sheep station singlehanded if they had to, and could take a punch, then dish it right back out!

If that ain't enough reason to hate NSW, you're probably a Kiwi - North Island makes NSW look like Tombstone in comparison...

the only reason you need to hate NSW can be summoned up in two words:


[GUS GOULD]

Hey I like this Cake or Death guy! He's alright!!!!

And also PJ, How do I look like te dickhead, I don't play for them, I am not out on the field for them, I would feel more like a dickhead if I supported a team like Parramatta, geez you would feel like the worlds biggest fuck up! How funny is it in 2001 they were talking about how Parramatta is the next big thing and they will have a long dynasty because of there young talent. Ha! they couldn't produce the goods then, and they have been a stain on the Nrl's underpants ever since! And now they go and do a Roosters and buy a team, rather then produce one! Hopefully it blows up in there face and then Dennis Fitzgerald can have a whinge again and want to change the Eels name because it isn't tough enough! :P What loser club!

Geez if I was in the immunity thing there would not be enough space for my response to this one!

I cant soil myself by saying i hate NSW. There are some aspects that i do hate though. The fact that they have made Gould coach is the main one. Also in the past they all say they will make selections based upon form yet very often go in for the tried and true. One example "Barrets out for origin (also out of form) then well go for Timmins, hang on hes out well need fresh blood for 5/8 this season who do we go for????? Lets recall Fittler". I cant think of anymore reasons why i dislike the blues. Hey lets do reasons for hating Queensland.

1 Gordon Tallis
IMO one of the dirtiest players to have ever pulled on the Queensland jumper is classed as one of their bigest legends and also a great captain but now hes goooone. Send him off ref.

2 Broncos seletion policy
Every year the Broncos manage to dominate the side causing whinges about the rep season when there team lose during the origins. Other players until this year werent selected even if they were playing out of their skins.

3 Mascot
The Cane toad is an introduced pest. At least cocroaches dont ruin our environment, poison streams for native fish, frogs, tadpoles etc, poison birds. Generally a nuisance

4 Whingeing after losses (from memory this was Tallis too)
the blue wash of a few seasons ago where nSW won the fist two origins significantly and the queenslanders (I think Tallis in particular) asked to stop the third game claiming it was a dead rubber. heres the pride in the jumper that you hear about after a close series.

Thats all ill give for now as im off to work.

Overrated players in the likes of Brett Finch, Brad Fittler, Minichiello etc. and the worlds shittest coach in Gould

Finally biast fans.

lmfao. Yeah, I've never met a biased Queenslander. Not in my life. They're so level headed. :rolleyes:

Why NSW fuckin sucks? Well being a patriotic NSWder it's hard to answer this insane challenge but for one thing.

1) The Sydney Roosters: One of the most dominant sides of the modern era, but also the biggest bunch of poofters ever! I mean they have a whinge about everything, the cap, the judicary etc. I think instead of only accpeting two clubs in the comp the NRL should get rid of easts and accept the Central Coast and the Gold Coast.

2)Phil Gould: No doubt linked with the first one but also a problem by himself. He has in the last couple of years tried to make himself the Eddie Mcquire of the NRL, he slimed his way into the footy show, he has a large stake in the roosters, and he he incredibly biased towards them all. Just thinking that he once coach the Panthers to former glory boils my blood.

3)The State of Origin Pre 1980
The Origin was a farce before the rules went in, NSW would pick QLD'ers in their side, the rule being that if their first club was from NSW then they had to play for NSW. I really don't understand the logic they had behind it but they certainly got a shock once the 1980 game was over.

4)The AFL teams: Your guys AFL team kicks ass, I mean what team in any sport could make 4 Grand Finals in a row? And atleast win most of them.

5)Our Petrol Prices: We have to pay up to about 1.10 per litre in NSW while you guys have an insanely cheaper system. Your government must be champions.

6) The Cities:Another non footy fact is that I have never seen such a clean and sharper looking environment than that of the QLD'ers the two times I have been there I have not even been able to come close to the beauty of the place compared to the NSW states that you have one up on us.

But one thing to look at is that while NSW may suck in your eyes, where would all the QLD be if it wasn't for the NSW Clubs? Rhys Wesser, Ben Ross, Scott Sattler, Chris Walker, Scott Donald etc.
Surely the Broncos couldn't house all of them.

They'd have fun trying though

teasing Parramatta for its virtually obvious problems that i have and you have on countless times is getting rather boring hussey

and why do i hate it when NSW make you look like a dickhead

well i consider you my friend and i hate when you are proven wrong by them and they beat QLD B)