:::Over the PA system plays Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye and the above logo appears on the ASRL titantron as the fans in the arena go quiet and wonder what is to come. The ring announcer then takes the mic:::



Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, you are in for a treat. Tonight, we have an interview with none other, than Mr Playboy himself, Huuuuuuuugh Heffffnerrrrr!!


:::The crowd goes crazy as over the Titantron appears Hugh and his girlfriends:::



Hugh Hefner: Welcome ASRL fans to the PLAYBOY mansion! It is my pleasure to be apart of the ASRL!!

Hugh Hefner: Now, I’m going to get straight down to business. Because me and the ladies here are out for a night on the town. Your CEO, Chris Walker Bush has asked me to give something to ASRL on behalf of PLAYBOY. I think Mr Bush may have been talking along the lines of sponsorship or maybe even a cheerleading group composing of some of the Bunnies. Although, we haven’t ruled that out I had something else in mind. What I am here tonight to do is introduce you to the next ASRL champion.

Hugh Hefner: Ladies and Gentlemen of the ASRL, I proudly present my son, HUGE HEFNER!


:::From the side of the camera in walks a handsome well built black man he has a cigar in his mouth and is dressed in a black playboy robe. The crowd in the arena begin to laugh at the sight of Hughs son being black. Huge slaps one of his fathers girls on the ass, takes the cigar out of his mouth then addresses the camera:::


Huge Hefner: Wasssup y’all!! Thankz pop, you can bounce now!


:::Hugh gives a wave to the camera as he and his ladies depart:::


Huge Hefner: Itz been along time coming but finally Sexual Chocolate himself has decided to grace all of y’all wit his good looks, pretty smile and his charismatic wrestling ability. Already ratings have skyrocketed, female fans all over the world have started making their “Marry Me Huge” signs. And I have been on the tv, for what?.... All of 45 seconds.


:::Huge takes a deep breath and winks at the camera:::


Huge Hefner: But hey, that’s what I am here for. I am the Main Event baby, the Showstopper, The Ratings Booster and an all around nice guy.


:::Huge flashes his cheesy smile:::


Huge Hefner: CEO Bush came to me with one plea….increase our ratings he begged. Well, he’s got that now. Sexual Chocolate could give up right now, retire his boots, and call it a day. He’d already be the most popular wrestler in the ASRL. That’s not enough, I’m going for gold.

Huge Hefner: Now to get to the top of any mountain you got to start at the bottom. That’s why I am starting with MrCharisma. He is that first step. There’s not too many advantages to being the Main Events first victim. But I have come up with one so that MrCharisma has something to look forward to…….so that those thoughts of tying the noose around his neck are pushed aside. After all of the pain is over and Sexual Chocolates hand is raised, at least you’ll be the first person in history to get the fine penmanship of the Showstopper. So bring along a pen and paper, bring along a smile, and feel proud to step into the ring with the soon to be ASRL Hall of Famer.

Huge Hefner: Aiight baby I’m out!


:::Huge sticks his cigar back in his mouth and arrogantly struts away as the scene fades to black:::

Chariots of Fire hits the titan-tron as Hugh Hefner lights his cigar and MrCharisma struts to the ramp

MrC: Finnnnnnnnnnaallllllly MrCharisma has come back, to Sydney!

Dramatic Pause

MrC: And who is this chump standing in the ring, MRCHARISMA's ring? You'd like to be allowed in my ring, wouldn't you, well MrCharisma has some news for you..... you'll NEVER, ever, ever, ever be allowed. So I got to ask you, does you mother know you have a cigar because I'm sure she would get allllllllllmight upset.

MrCharisma pulls out his mobile phone, a nokia 6610i, dials a number and begins to talk

MrC: into his phone Hello, Mrs Hefner... oh my appoligies, your unmarried so it's Miss Hefner. Listen, I have your little boy here and I've busted him with a cigar in his mouth.... yes..... yes..... right...... I see.... I'll pick you up at 8..... ok.

Hangs up the phone

MrC: Now listen her sunny-jim. Seem to me your grounded and your allowance is going to be cut off, so I guess no more women for you.... after all you are paying for them, it's not like you could pull a chick with your charm. But the good news is that I'm to punish you....

grabs a chair and runs into the ring where the pair begin to brawl