HARDCORE TITLE MATCH (6 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH)
CHOPSTICK VS SPQ3 VS TROJAN WARRIOR VS BONE DADDY VS MR CHARISMA VS COLONEL KURTZ
The match was an absolute riot with everyone in this match getting quite fucked up, at the start everyone went after Mr Charisma because of the things he said on the last show but the fighting spilled off everywhere as Bone Daddy went to work on Mr Charisma. Trojan Warrior was the first eliminated, he was pinned by SPQ3 after a DDT onto a chair. Next eliminated was Colonel Kurtz after he tapped out while Mr Charisma was choking him with a sledgehammer. Bone Daddy, Chopstick and SPQ3 all went to beat down Mr Charisma and then chopstick went to hit charisma but accidently hit SPQ3 with a chair and then Chopstick pinned SPQ3 and SPQ3 was eliminated. while that was happening Bone Daddy hit the Whos your daddy on Mr Charisma but the ref didnt notice since he was counting the pin for chopstick. Bone Daddy was furious and argued with the ref and then bone daddy went and got a chair but so did mr charisma and then they hit each other at the same time. then chopstick noticed this and went to pin both of them at the same time, Chopstick was about to win then SPQ3 came back into the ring and hit Chopstick with the brass knuckles and the count was stopped, all 3 men lay down in the ring unconcious until bone daddy and chopstick both awoke and bone daddy hit chopstick with the bone rattler and got the 123 for chopstick to be eliminated but as soon as bone daddy got up, mr charisma was waiting for him with the Charisma Twist and got the 1...2...3 to become the new Hardcore champion, a bloody Mr Charisma celebrates in the ring with the belt.

AUSSIE TITLE MATCH (TRIPLE THREAT)
COLOSSUS VS PWN VS SHADTA
Pwn dominated the start but then shadta and Colossus decided to team up on pwn for a while before fighting amongst themselves. Colossus hit a huge chokeslam on the bigger Pwn but Shadta broke the count up, in fact that happened a lot during the bout a lot of finishers hit only for the count to be broken up. then colossus hit shadta with the scissors kick and then Pwn hit the Pwnage on the 7 foot colossus and got the 1...2...3 to become the 1st Aussie Champion.

WORLD TITLE MATCH (TRIPLE THREAT)
PARTY BOY VS JELLY VS PJ MARSHAL
The same thing happened with a lot of finishers in the match the ending came when Party Boy and Jelly were fighting on the outside and then Party boy hit Jelly with a chair and jelly lay unconcious on the announce table when PJ Marshal hit the 5 star frog splash on jelly then both men lay motionless. then party boy put PJ marshal back into the ring and layed him on the ground and then celebrated while motioning to the crowd, he went for the atomic legdrop but PJ marshal moved at the last second and with Party boy landing hard on his leg, PJ marshal went for the sharpshooter and after Party Boy finally got to the ropes he Partied up but after PJ marshal ducked under the big boot he knocked Party Boy to the ground and locked on the sharpshooter and just as jelly tried to get back up to break it up, he layed back down motionless again and Party Boy tapped out for PJ Marshal to become the ASRL World champion.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

You know somethin, MrCharisma was always going to win that match, why? Because I'm beautiful, no! Because I'm smart, no! Because I am destined. The people chose me as their champion so I just went out there and did what I did best and that was whoopa-da-ass!

I gotta a feeling folks. Finally the ethnic minority isn't repressed and now the shit has hit the fan. Excuse me son while I celebrate with a kebab

*leaves*

just remember who kicked your ass in the first round!

That was after a cheap shot, but I tell you what stooge. We go ONE ON ONE next week in a Last Man Standing match. If you can beat me, you can challange me for the Hardcore title at the next pay perview.

Now hit my music!

since Mr Charisma is making challenges all over the place his hardcore title will be on the line in the match against shadta!

card so far:

Aussie Title Match
Pwn vs Chopstick

Hardcore title Match
Mr Charisma vs Shadta

World title Match
PJ Marshal vs Sir Quincy Penfold III

6 Man match, Winner gets shot at the title at next PPV
Bone Daddy vs Party Boy vs Jelly vs Colonel Kurtz vs Colossus vs Trojan Warrior

Oh yes, it is all coming together for yours truly! Who wants wee willy winkins hardcore title when i can dabble in the World title. Watch out Mr marshall!!

hey... Shitta has to be me in a Last Man Standing match before he gets the title shot!!!! *shakes fist*

afraid not mr charisma, the hardcore title must be defended on every show.

then I have confidence I'm me kicking Shitta's arse this week. Take a look people, this is what you call a champion!

New enstated wrestler Randy Man called a press conference consisting of only the most beautiful journalists to make a statement.

"Mate what is going on, week after week all you do is put these ugly hobos on so they can get all oiled up and have a mass homo wrestle. Why don't you put a real man in the ring for a change so I can show them how it's done. Now ladies who wants to touch it first?"

oops sorry randell! just to stack the odds against Mr Charisma he will fight against Brian Randell before his match against shadta, and the title will be on the line!

i guess i will be coming down to interfere in that match, otherwise mr charisma will LOSE!

cheap shot i think you are confused i don't use weapons so how could it been me who hit you with the chair, just run back to your mother and don't cry too much when i finish with you!

Pish posh i say. who really cares about your silly little title, when it is i, Sir Quincy Penfold III, of unflappable heritage, that will garnish the world title at the next outing. It is about time that an upstanding gent such as my good self gave some respect back to this back door federation.Until then, this has been your next ASRL World Champion......Ta ta.

Im world champion :o

:drunk: :kicking:

Fiddlesticks Marshal. It is a meaningless title until i take it at the next event, from you. A meaningful champion gives a title meaningness, you know what i mean?
SQPIII

Man dont be messing with the champ, i got the gold so yeh you got told!

im the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be

I can't believe I was robbed by that whiny ethnic bitch
who bends over and takes it to cure his Dad's itch.
I was the best in that ring a ding match
better than brandell, the human sasquatch.
Better the Trojan and the Chopstick too,
You should see those faggots screw!
Colonel Kurtz, mate, you don't want to know
what that fucker did to his little bro
and as for that waste of space SPQ3,
Mate, that mincy little faggot can get down and blow me.

You see, I'm the toughest player to grace the wrestling ring,
the women cum when I do my thing
I want Charisma's loose, blubbery ass at PPV 2
I'll soften him up for the other queer two.

Bahahahahahahahahahahhaah Maunder your avatar is gold!!!!!!

is everyone still interested in this? if so ill try and find some time to do it.

and yeah, go redguy!

I want my title match!!That Marshall 'character' (i use the term lightly because of his obvious lack there of) has been dodging our preset match for too long!!
SQP3...

Just remember, guys, that the ASWF wants your involvement as well. We're trying to create an ASRL affiliate eFed, and that means involvement makes or breaks the whole thing.