The announcers welcome everyone to the first night of ASRL Wrestling and the ASRL Wrestling owner, Mike Ockismall comes to the ring to announce that a world title tournament will take place tonight and will conclude at ASRL's first ever PPV.

TROJAN WARRIOR VS PWN
Trojan Warrior got a few cheap shots in early to take control of the match and began to beat down on pwn. Trojan went for an early pinfall 1.....2.....Pwn just gets a leg on the ropes. Trojan then gets him up and tries a german suplex, 1...2...kick out at the last minute, after this pwn started to get some offense and it wasnt long until he took control and beat the fuck out of trojan. Pwn locked trojan warrior in the torture rack but trojan was able to get his foot onto the ropes then pwn hit the chokeslam and finally went for the Pwnage finisher and he hit it but instead of going for the pin, pwn decided he wanted to inflict more punishment, and he made Trojan bleed but trojan came back and went to hit the cream pie but missed and then Pwn hit the Pwned finisher and went for the pin 1...2...3
Winner: Pwn

COLONEL KURTZ VS PJ MARSHAL
Good back and forth start, PJ Marshal dominated after then before colonel kurtz got a fightback going and then began to beat the crap out of PJ Marshal out of nowhere PJ Marshal was able to lock on the sharpshooter and after a long struggle colonel kurtz made it to the ropes. a bit more fighting went on and colonel kurtz was getting the upper hand then he went for the kurtzkiller but PJ Marshal reveresed it into another sharpshooter. after what seemed like an eternity kurtz made it to the ropes and PJ marshal seemed very frustrated as kurtz lay down in the ring clutching at his leg. Kurtz got up but his knee buckled on him and he fell down, marshal went over and dropped an elbow on his knee and kurtz was in so much pain that he passed out PJ went for the pin 1....2.....3
Winner: PJ Marshal

MR CHARISMA VS SHADTA
Great squash win here. Charisma just never seemed in it. Shadta dominated from start to finish, although at one stage the last ride but charisma showd that he has incredible endurance and kicked out but it wasnt too long before shadta hit the move again and got the 1.....2.....3
Winner: Shadta

JELLY VS CHOPSTICK
another squash match. at times chopstick was able to get some sneaky moves on jelly but the power of jelly just beat the very small chopstick. Chopstick however did kick out of the Smack Da Jelly on ya but after jelly hit the Aeroplane Jelly it was 1....2.....3
Winner: Jelly

COLOSSUS VS SIR QUINCY PENFOLD III
the match of the night. it was back and forth for ages until colosus got a bit of an upperhand and hit the spear he went for the pin 1.......2.....quincy was able to poke a finger in colossus eye and then quincy went to eye gouging and hair pulling before hitting the low blow and went for the pin 1....2.....kick out. the match went on about and colossus went for the scissor kick but at the last second quincy moved and then kicked colossus in the nuts. then he went up top to hit the Bionic Elbow but colossus moved out of the way then set up for the scissors kick and then penfold got up and colossus hit his move. 1....2....3
Winner: Colossus

MAIN EVENT
BONE DADDY VS PARTY BOY
Bone Daddy was first down to the ring and got on the mic and did a rap:
I mean, I pass women, and they shudder and groan.
I look at them, and they cum and moan
My style's so fine all the women are cheering
For me to yank out the Party Boy's earing
Make him blubber and cry like a fifty cent whore
When you blow your load and head for the door.
Yo, Party Boy likes to visit the vegemite valley
And dress up for parties as a trannie named Sally.
He's unhappy because is ass is all loose and wet
Coz the last guy who fucked him, lost a bet.
the match soon started and it went back and forth for a while with bone daddy taking control after a while before party boy went on the attack and then bone daddy gained it back. Bone Daddy went to the Bone Rattler but it was reveresed then party boy went for the peoples elbow but bone daddy moved out of the way and then he got up and took the beating to party boy and hit the who's your daddy but at the same time he didnt know it but he hit the referee with his boot and the ref was out. Bone daddy went to wake up the ref and when the ref came to bone daddy turned around and party boy hit the airplain spin followed by the Atomic Leg Drop 1....2.....3
Winner: Party Boy

Yeah Baby im going all the way!!!

all of you who lost can challenge anyone else who lost this week to match of there choice for the next show.

I challenge that rapscallion chopstick!! Sir Quincy Penfold III was cheated once by that jackass Colssus, it wont happen again!

would u like any different style of match Sir Quincy?

Sir Quincy requests a menu of the various matches available for punishing that primitive peon, Chopstick....

MrC: Finally MrCharisma has come back to Brisbane. You know something, MrCharisma was robbed, the ref knows it, the fans know it and what's his face... Shita knows it. MrC was getting changed, completely naked backstage in his comfortable room, perparing for the up coming match. Shitta come in to MrC's room looking for a bit of Charisma but when MrC reject him.... I was assulted with a chair! I think old Shitta has seen one too many jail movies for my liking so next pay per-view, MrC want's a rematch with Shitta, Hardcore rules!

But as for MrC's next match... MrC wants to go One on One with the K.F.C's very own Colonel Sanders.

the following matches are availible....

Cage
Hardcore
Last Man Standing
Hell in a Cell
First Blood
Submission
Table Match
Ladder Match
TLC
and more matches that i cant think of right now

Mr Charisma you have your matches beyotch!

^^^^^^^^^

I want a match with 'COLONEL KURTZ' next week!

i already said yes! lol

(blackened screen opens to a pissed off looking small japanese man in a buisiness suit)

Chopstick: Ahhhhh damn jerry what the herr does that crump think hes about. I was cheated i terr you.

(footage plays of the two moments when chopstick was in control)

Chopstick (in nigga accent) thats what im tawking about.

(More footage plays of a match between two heavyweights, one dressed in a shirt the same design as chopsticks, 'chopsticks' shirt gets the pin but referee fails to count it)

Chopstick: Ahh crazy cheat jerry, irr never wrestre you again. (chopstick goes silent and changes tack in a serious tone) as for sir Pency Quinfode, what kind of sad nevirre is he, what makes him think hes got what it takes to take me on.

(camera turns to reveal a new persona entering the door, the man has a logo on his shirt announcing speach training for asian students, chopstick goes crazy and attacks the man with a large but obviously fake title belt he has waiting in a dresser drawer)

Chopstick: You damn foor Quincey yourr wish you had reprocy after ive finished with you. (chopstick looks at the prostrate speach trainer who is bleeding from a head wound) this guy serves as a warning to you dont mess with the might of chopstick, ahhhh bring on your TRC match. Irr give you tender roving care.

(chopstick knocks himself out while attempting to break another board with his forehead scene slowly blacks out)

I may be a jackass Quincy, but I kicked your puncy little arse.

You make me sick Colossus. My mother warned me about people like you. Didn't you used to work at the manor? Cleaning the horses or something? Bitterness can be a firey fuel for penniless saps like you. Suck my rich hairless manicured testicles you piece of trash. uh uh uh yeh you worthless trogoldyte that you are arn't you, Colossus!