Ok the world title tournament will start this week...this is the draw:
1. Bone Daddy vs Party Boy
2. The Trojan Warrior vs Pwn
3. Colonel Kurtz vs PJ Marshal
4. Sir Quincy Penfold III vs Colossus
5. Mr Charisma vs Shadta
6. Chopstick vs Jelly
7. Winner 1 vs Winner 2
8. Winner 3 vs Winner 4
9. Winner 5 vs Winner 6
HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
10. Loser 1 vs Loser 2 vs Loser 3 vs Loser 4 vs Loser 5 vs Loser 6
AUSSIE TITLE MATCH
11. Loser 7 vs Loser 8 vs Loser 9
ASRL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
12. Winner 7 vs Winner 8 vs Winner 9
mr charisma you goning down and your mum is my missus!
(camera zooms in on chopstick in a meditative state. As the camera gets close chopstick rouses uncrosses his legs and jumps up pressing his face close to the camera the cameraman sighs as he gets a whiff of chopsticks awful breath)
Chopstick: Jelly you'rr be going rike the bowr of riquified sugar you are. Your soft and wobbry and cant stand up to the might of the mighty chopstick.
(chopstick runs over to a board placed between two bricks and attempts to break it with his left fist, the attempt fails with chopstick clutching at his fist, he tries again succesfully with his right fist and returns his attention to the camera)
Chopstick: Just wait and i snap you rike this pathetic rittel board.
(Camera leaves the room to the sound of chopstick's maniacal laughter)
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.
Bone Daddy is seen backstage with a pair of fine ass bitches cooing over him. He's looking psyched up for his match against the Party Boy.
'I hear I've been drawn to play the Pansy Boy, Josh Hussey. That's cool. You know why? Because the Bone Daddy is the finest wrestler in this two bit, chump change, half assed, piss poor, budget brand, BiLo sponsored federation. To have me even wrestling peons and no names like this, is an insult to the sheer awesomeness of my style.
I mean, I pass women, and they shudder and groan.
I look at them, and they cum and moan
My style's so fine all the women are cheering
For me to yank out the Party Boy's earing
Make him blubber and cry like a fifty cent whore
When you blow your load and head for the door.
Yo, Party Boy likes to visit the vegemite valley
And dress up for parties as a trannie named Sally.
He's unhappy because his ass is all loose and wet
Coz the last guy who fucked him, lost a bet.
