Theirs a million out there. Here one to start the ball rolling...

"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you shit me to tears,
i'm going to the pub"

joel edgerton (i think)
"Idiotbox"- top aussie flick.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" - Taxi Driver

"Kid's listen to your Uncle Billy, don't buy drugs. Become a popstar and they give you them for free."
-Love actually

"Sure I could have stayed back, Coulda even been King. But In my own way, I already am. Hail to King Baby"

"Give me some sugar Baby"


"I;m Hery the red duke of shale lords of the north lands and leader of people"
"Well Hello Mr Fancy Pants,I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but 2 things right now, Jack and Shit, And Jack left Town!"

"Shop Smart SHOP S-M-A-R-T YOU GOT THAT!"

Quotes from the greatest movie of all time. ARMY OF DAKNESS

lol. Ah... I'm going to miss the Army of Darkness propaganda without you and Lez around.

"Xander Drax. Starts and ends with the letter 'X'."

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.

I've given Roger enough time to quote Rocky 3.. so here it goes;
*Clubber Lang is MrT ;)*

Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky?
Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool.

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction? Pain.

Clubber Lang: : I reject the challenge, 'cause Balboa is no challenge, but I'll be happy to beat up on him some more.

Clubber Lang: I'm the baddest man in the world.
Rocky Balboa: You don't look so bad to me.
Clubber Lang: What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear?

1. "Touch me and I'll sue" George Washington Duke (Rocky 5)

2. "If he dies, he dies" Ivan Drago (Rocky 4)

3. "Yo Adrian, I did it" Rocky Balboa (Rocky 2)

4. "OK USA", "Why don't you quit, Roundeye?", "Here's the american shithead who plays tricks with bricks", "Boards don't hit back"etc lines from Bloodsport. I still laugh at the delivery of those lines and more everytime I hear them. If you ever want to hear a bunch of gold, funny one-liners, Bloodsport has the best lines I've ever heard.

5. "It's better to be dead and cool than to be alive and uncool" Mickey Rourke (Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man).

6. "Go ahead, make my day" Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact)

7. "A man has got to know his limitations" Clint Eastwood (Magnum Force)

8. "Cook the man some eggs" Jake the Muss (Once Were Warriors)

9. "You talking to me?" Robert De Niro (Taxi Driver)

10. "Ming Po, good ****" Van Damme's main opponent in Kickboxer.

Anything from Sgt. Hartman in the first half of Full Metal jacket will do me!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: 'Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!'

or:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: 'Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?'

That is pure gold. Anybody who has not seen "Full Metal Jacket" will never live a complete life.

roger...i bet you could suck a golf ball through a damn hose! :lol:

Got to agree on Full Metal Jacket. The first half is Kubrick's finest work in my opinion, with the second half being pretty ordinary.

"You say 'life's not fair' quite a lot. I wonder, what is your basis for comparison?'' David Bowie in Labrynth

"Hope is a dangerous thing" Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Robert Duvall, Apocolypse Now