This one is for Chris Maunder, it is not his challenge thing but I thought he'd like it.

Danny Buderus: "I am a stupid piece of shit, and it's only a matter of time til Cam Smith takes my spot in the aussie team. I hope the qld team breaks my neck and puts me out of my misery!"

Andrew Johns: "I am the world's biggest fuckwitt, in the history of fuckwitts, not only am I over-rated but I am the most over rated player of all time! I love my cocaine and am the stupidest fuck ever! I think I am funny as well for some reason. What on earth is going for me? Fuck all! I hope someone will put me out of the game permanently, because it is hard to watch guys like Darren Lockyer rip it all over me, cos he truly is the best player in the world!"