I thought you were older than nineteen. I feel bad for trying to pay you for sex two years ago now. I thought you were legal. <_<

Oh well. Hope you had a hell of a day mate. Nineteen may not be a milestone like 18 or 21- but fuck it, get drunk and have a blast anyway.

i say different mate, its like your real 18th and now you've practsied for it. Do it now matey while your young and healthy! fast food, fast cars and faster women is what they told me and now ill tell you. Have a good one mate!

oh fuck do i have to rap again, lol ok i will. but who is matt lol is that g8 a raid? oh well happy birthday matt! 19 is an awesome age, chicks in clubs wont laugh at you anymore for being 18! have a good birthday

Happy Belated Birthday Matty.

There was a young man called Matt,
Who often caused Maunder to fat.
Happy Birthday my man,
Josh Hussey's a tran
Chinese food's staple is cat.

hahah i love limericks

so which matt is it? is it g8 a raid?

Yeah, it's G8 A Raid

yo im up on da mic and this rhyme is phat
im hollerin my birthday message to my homeboy matt
hes the best lindsay prosser lookalike that i have ever seen
hes finally grown up, hes now nineteen
hes got more game then kareem abdul jabar
har de ha har i hope ur mum buys you a car
or maybe she might throw you a parade
or give u 100 bottles of gatorade
so go ahead and drink a plenty
and keep on going until ur twenty
biznitch!

Happy Birthday Matt
since im the last one in on this wish list ill just say yada yada drink, screw, party, and run like hell when you see the cops. :ph43r: