Whoot! Here's to celebrating twenty one years of Dave.

Get your collar out and your bible packed- Sluts and Vicars on May 7. Bring booze. Bring sluts. Bring novelty hats with propellors.

We'll all get :drunk: and go out and :bang: some house robbing :censored:

Chris 'The Gay Cowboy' :cowboy: Maunder is welcome to come, as he'll be turned on by the :magro:.

I love clicking smileys :stooge:

Now you look after my little brother, Christopher!

Jesus christ, how did he get so old so quick?

Happy birthday anyway old timer.

I took me about 4 times through to work out wtf you were on about... :blink:

anyways.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kicking: :drunk:

BTW, this simile ( :suvarock: ) really needs to go.

Simile? Is this a poetry discussion? Woohoo!

haha woohoo im invited! good onya davo! have a sweet birthday, one thing i regret is not over celebrationg my 21st, ur only 21 once so make sure you go into adulthood with a bang coz this is the last of your good birthdays, ur next milestone bday is 30 and we all know how much thats gonna suck.

Fuck yeah, my 21st next month it's guna be JOSHFEST! pissing up for a week!
Happy BDAY anyways Dave, don't do anything I would'nt do. Don't let Chris take advantage of u, and don't let magro pack rape u :P

How is Magro going to pack rape Dave alone?

don't worry, i'm sure magro will find a way somehow.


Happy Birthday dave! :kodak:

yeah happy birthday Dave.

The only way the celebrate a 21st, is to get totally smashed, and not remember what you did the next day. :drunk:

My 21st, will be in about 2 years, looking forward to it.

Thanks guys. Will do all. Inc. magro

Happy birthday old fella.
As to the suggestion that you only get 1 21st thats totally wrong. I got two one of which i got absolutely shitfaced with some gorgous asian chick buying jugs of illusion for us to share all night, lost her at some stage and woke up under a pool table at a house whose owner i didnt know. Bloody good night. The other one i spent with the extended family in sydney where they got me a stripper, she had me lick whipped cream off her nipples in front of everyone. Sounds weird but it gives the family the impression your not as quiet as you act when that happens. Im 24 now and i still try and celebrate like its my 21st every week.
Anyway Dave party on and remember the party doesnt end until you let it. Hope someones thoughtful enough to order the cream treatment for you. Mmmmm delicious dairy products.

Haha. Sounds good. I'll be pleased as a pig in shit if I can have one decent 21st. Let alone two.

You are, of course, invited to the celebration of Dave's birth on this coming Friday. Theme is sluts and vicars. Turn up whenever (evening, preferably) and bring booze.