The two tribes gathered outside the Parramatta Westfields for the next immunity challenge. With Nathan Hoy missing, the two tribes would again be of equal size for this week's big challenge.
'Alright guys,' said Chris Walker-Bush, 'This week we're paying a tribute to our wigger friend, Chris Maunder'.
The challenge was thrown down, it would be an old fashioned break dance-off. The two tribes lined up on either side of the mat, and prepared to throw down.
First up for tribe Boonta was Andrew Young, who went for an ambitious forward flip but suceeded in falling on his head and being knocked unconscious. Our three judges were far from impressed- and Andrew was forced to look at three fat zeros as he was helped into an ambulance with a suspected fracture of the skull. Matt Lyons leapt into the void, eager to save Boonta from another week at tribal council. Someone must have misinformed Matt however, as the idiot got down and Riverdanced like a true champion. Whilst a token Irish passer by was impressed, the all African American judge panel were quick to tell Matt to Riverdance his way straight to hell.
Wallabagunga's day went from bad to worse when Troy 'Trog' Haines came in. While he did some pretty impressive handstands and crab sits- it was far from the level expected by our judges. The love affair between Josh Hussey and Roger Bossert got a little more fuel to the fire when the pair decided to attempt an ambitious duo break dance. It was more like an erotic tango, but the judges were impressed (or scared) enough to rate the pair well.
Mark Fowler wasn't to be outdone, shedding his bling to show the young guns how it was done. He got things off with a conventional toprock, but his cricket had the tribe cheering. With some moves straight from a Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer video clip, Fowler got Wallabagunga some points on the board. Anthony Magro, self professed king of gangsta rap, came out to do some of his own moves. In a bizarre twist of fate, a group of passing wogs were unimpressed by his clearly 'black' moves, and took to him with a crowbar. While Magro fled down the street with the gang in pursuit (to the catcalls of 'you poof' and 'you stooge')- Anthony McElroy stepped up for his tribe.
It wasn't the most conventional maneuver in the world- but Anthony managed to do quite a dance whilst filling the cups of the three judges with high quality cask wine. The three were so impressed by his blatant attempt at bribery that they gave him the best marks of the day thus far. Only Chris Columbo and David McElroy remained for Boonta- and only one would need a decent score after Lyons and Young had done so poorly.
Columbo got up and got funky, wowing the crowd with his very impressive use of the windmill before busting some phat moves including a sick Hollowbacks and finishing it all off with a suicide that had the judges literally cumming in great white foamy splashes. He'd won it for Boonta- but before the day was over, David McElroy stepped up and quieted the crowd of four drunks, a prostitute, and several dropout kids.
As expected McElroy's routine included a drill headspin, facilitated by his trademark afro. He wasn't all about that however, incorporating plenty of freezes into the routine to give the judges plenty to look at (including a rather intimidating case of plumber's crack). He hit jackhammers, he hits Icey-Ice, he did another drill headspin, and then finished it off with a tiger wall flip that had the judges rushing to sign him for the latest Eminem or 112 video clip. While McElroy and the rest of Boonta Tribe tried to rescue Magro from the flagpole he'd climbed to escape from the surly Wogs- the members of tribe Wallabagunga began planning for eliminations from their tribe in this week's tribal council.
SCORES
Boonta: 38.5
Wallagagunga: 25
Tribal CouncilThe members of Wallabagunga Tribe will need to produce a short piece (minimum 400 words) on an issue that is relevant to league today. This can be anything ranging from the salary cap to the top eight layout to expansion etc.
These need to be done by midnight Friday.
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